autoreplace for washington r******s

Rights

Redheads is also nice.

Redscares

Red Snappers

Red Torfulson's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk

Washington Radishes

Haha redheads would be so awesome

washington residents

Red Torfulson's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk

I sincerely like residents

just . . . astonishing (from defector + wapo)

The funniest insight into Snyder’s warped brain comes from the rundown of his relentless pursuit of petty feuds with the many enemies he’s come to suspect of dishing gossip to journalists, and his attorneys’ tenuous but often successful legal maneuvering to gain access to the private communications of those enemies. Most prominent among that group is former WFT president Bruce Allen, who Snyder fired in December 2019 following a 3–13 regular season. Snyder became convinced that Allen was connected to the big trumped-up global conspiracy business, and his lawyers insisted they had “rock-solid” evidence of this whole deal, but it turns out what really knotted up Snyder’s undies may have been that Allen didn’t congratulate him for hiring head coach Ron Rivera two years ago:

In January 2020, after the news conference announcing Rivera’s hire, according to these people, Snyder learned that Allen had sent a congratulatory text to Rivera. Snyder was insulted, these people said, that he didn’t receive a similar text from Allen, whom Snyder had fired a few weeks before.

This was significant enough of a sticking point between the two men that Snyder attempted to use the pandemic and the threat of withholding money contractually owed to Allen as leverage, in order to force his former subordinate to send along a nice text message. Hilariously, even this failed to secure the desired congratulations:

Later that year, the team, citing the pandemic, attempted to get out of paying Allen all of the money he was owed under his contract. Allen fought back, and Snyder agreed to pay his full salary. But in a message sent to Allen’s lawyers over settlement terms, one of Snyder’s lawyers included a condition that Allen wouldn’t agree to meet, according to text messages reviewed by The Post.

“In addition, I understand that Mr. Allen has agreed to send a text message to Mr. Snyder stating, ‘Congrats on the hire,’” Snyder’s attorney wrote in July 2020, seven months after Snyder hired Rivera. Allen’s lawyers resolved the pay dispute, but he never sent this text, according to a person with knowledge of the case.

lmao what a fucking baby my god

apparently it’s commanders

let’s hope everyone just calls them the commies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM

I still say The Washington Raviolis is a really good name for a football team.

Washington Commander Salamanders

Washington Football Team was such a great name R.I.P.

yeah I loved seeing shit like "@ Football Team" on the schedule

new name sucks, didn't like "Guardians" for Cleveland either but at least that one kind of sounds like "Indians" which I think is important when you change a name like this. therefore Washington should've gone with "Pigskins"

xxp: oh, I see that joek has been all over Twitter for hours now. whoops.

washington charmanders

in my heart i know they are just hatcats

they shouldve done it by fan poll and ended up with football mcfootface

washington command+option+delete

Washington masturbártelo team

Goin' Commando since 2022

That is a weak-ass name

It's so bad. Like they're gonna command much of anything.

shoulda named themselves the Washington ELITES yuk yuk

Washington Swamp Things ffs

Washington Weasels

Washington Wizards

nice

It's a good day to re-read this David Brooks NYTMag profile of Dan Snyder from 1999 which portrays Snyder as a breath of fresh air in stuffy DC; concludes "his influence on the Redskins has been unambiguously positive"; & predicts a Super Bowl w/i 5 years. https://t.co/Wrc3x0MTRB

— Jason Zengerle (@zengerle) February 2, 2022

The Hatecats

people are definitely going to call them the commies lol

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/vintage/img/g/hJEAAOSwxjRgtU9m/s-l1600/Vintage-COMMANDER-SALAMANDER-Pin-Button-1980-s-DC-.jpg

maybe they let ian svnonius name the team after all

and i know the commander salamander ref was already covered but man.. i miss a lot of places from that era of dc

local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team

this commander thing though might be the new winner

so stupid.

washington officers
washington chairpersons
washington adjutants

washington adjutants

The adjutant is an awesome bird and offers great mascot/logo possibilities

Snyder is described as a vulgar, grasping, uppity yuppie from hell -- a cut-rate George Steinbrenner or a Trump wannabe.

what a stupid stupid article

The Washington Importnat Guys

Was time to resurrect washington bullets name so we could sing sandinista in mortified unfunny irony, right?

Washington EDH

The Washington Hardcocks

The Washington Worshers

^^^this!

The Washington Posts

The Washington Western Pennsylvanians

(based on the demographics of my coworkers)

Washington Sex Scandals

The Washington Bubbles