Q is Joe Biden, another non-US Politics thread (Q Anon, Qanon, Q_anon, Joe Biden is Q)

not unlike the first love a man may have for a girl, or a girl for a man, or man for a man,

go! go! go! go! fill out the grid of binary possibilities!

what about when a woman loves a boy

*orchestral stop*

when a maaaaaaaaaaaaaan loves a giiiiirl!

"My client asks the former President to take good care of his heart. He was the first to take it and is the only one who can break it."

Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys

The accused don't always get the defense lawyer they deserve, but in this case...

This here a song, is about John W Smoke Junior
It's about bein' in love and lovin' the love that's hatin' the love
The love and the love and the hate that's lovin with all
It's around the love that's hate that's the hate that's the love
And the love is the love that is the hate that's hatin' the love
It's lovin' the hate
It's about John W Smoke's mom, it's with his mom
It's about his mom it's about his mom it's about lovin his mom
And bein' without his mom and lovin' the hate that's hatin' the love
And his mom and all the time they're there
Hatin' the hate that's lovin' the hate it's love it's the love that's hate
And it goes somethin' about like this

Aw too bad

https://www.thedailybeast.com/michael-flynn-to-qanon-believers-im-not-a-satanist

“All of these people that talk about turning to whatever...” Flynn said. “People need to stop overthinking what everybody is saying.”

Exactly what a Satanist would say

Father of Lies, etc.

l don't know if Flynn has read much LaVey but he seems to follow many of his principles.

He likes the sacrifices and the orgies but isn't down with the philosophy part

Wow, a former Q hero being subsequently devoured by Q, Q'dathunkit

Flynn's spouse is Lori Andrade... surely an anagram for something

railroaded

Nadir Reload

oh, forgot the N

railroad ned

In a video entitled “Some Have Said That General Flynn Prayed to Satan in a Recent Prayer,” host Paul Oebel gave Flynn a chance to rebut the growing right-wing controversy alleging he’s signed on with Lucifer.

“I even saw a show the other day saying ‘Michael’s flipped on the side of the devil,’” Oebel said. “Can you please explain what happened there?”

dire anal rod

“People need to stop overthinking what everybody is saying.”

I think they need to stop underthinking.

Very first thing in this interview video is a My Pillow ad.

railroad ned

See here

Is “railroad” a verb or an adjective here?

MONTCLAIR, N.J., April 21, 1907 -- The employes of the Caldwell Branch of the Greenwood Lake Railroad have for several weeks been making a determined effort to learn the whereabouts of Railroad Ned, their dog mascot, which had mysteriously disappeared from its usual haunts -- aboard the tender or cab of a locomotive

I thought you were kidding at first!

https://www.nytimes.com/1907/04/22/archives/to-sue-for-their-mascot-railroad-men-want-back-dog-who-rides-on.html

I thought 'Railroad Ned' was a Shocking Blue b-side

With Trump's abject failure to resume his glorious presidency last August, the Kraken Lady faltering badly, and now Flynn swept aside as a satanist, the MyPillow Guy may finally emerge as the undisputed Hive Master.

too busy carrying the Undertaker's urn

RIP Bill Moody

time to see how popular q really is, at least in arizona

QAnon's Ron Watkins just posted a video announcing he plans to run for Congress in Arizona in the district currently held by Rep. Tom O'Halleran. The man who allegedly pretended for so long to be a government insider known as "Q" now wants to go to Washington for real. pic.twitter.com/Bpx3lPRmcx

— Nick Martin (@nickmartin) October 15, 2021

i mean, i don't anything that AZ district, just as i don't know what anything about the district marjorie taylor greene represents in GA. but it seems like there dozens, if not hundreds, of seats in congress that are just up for the craziest fuckers out there, so i'm going to say that watkins is an early favorite

Disgusting number of absolutely insane people in Dealey Plaza today.

I'm so sure daddy JFK would love everybody being gathered at *that* location.

lol

I'm just disappointed that this shit still has legs and dipshits dumb enough to keep falling for it.

Prepare to keep feeling disappointed. Probably increasingly so.

a dozens-strong crowd, with some wearing t-shirts that said "Trump: JFK Jr. 2024."

Wow, they really are done with Pence

My favorite twist on the theory was that JFK Senior was also going to come back for 7 days to make Jr prez, Flynn veep and somehow create a new "king of kings" position for Trump before going back to the afterlife.

Well, yeah

I can't imagine there are many JFK Jr impersonators, but if you're out there - today's your day to shine

*taps mic* "This think on? Hello? Everyone hear me okay?"

Maybe they'll all honor him by dying in plane crashes

bummed if Vincent Fusca isn’t there getting paid and gettin laid

Man, this rundown a redditor provided on what their QAnon crazed uncle believes is a goldmine:

I have an uncle who is deep into this Q bullshit, and he gives me all the "inside" info with all the fervor of a religious zealot giving a conversion sales pitch.

This is basically what it boils down to:

If there's a celebrity you think is dead, you're wrong. Their deaths were faked and they've all been working behind the scenes with Trump to outwit the Deep State.

The celebrities whose deaths have been faked:

Elvis, JFK Jr., Princess Diana, Paul Walker, Robin Williams, and I forget the rest but it was a long list.

If there's a celebrity you think is alive, you're wrong about that, too! All the major Hollywood actors and popular musicians who are supposedly still alive, have all been secretly executed after being tried and found guilty of treason in top secret military tribunals.

The one who are still releasing new movies or making appearances on talk shows? That's all CGI fakery.

The celebrities who have secretly been executed:

Barack and Michelle ("Michael") Obama, Joe and Jill and Hunter Biden, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Alec Baldwin. It's basically any celebrity who has ever spoken out against the Republican party or Trump specifically.

The only one celebrity who has been tried and not executed is Taylor Swift. She was granted mercy and given a life sentence instead, and she's currently housed in a federal prison. Betcha didn't know that!

Honestly that's not even the craziest shit. Here are some other top secret things he's let me in on:

England banned fox hunting a number of years ago, and since then the royals have resorted to hunting small children. Trump had Queen Elizabeth assassinated to put a stop to this.

That container ship that got stuck in the Panama Canal back in March? The containers were filled with 2500 children who were being trafficked through international waters. These children had been locked in these containers since birth, kept in darkness so long that they can't even come out into the sunlight now or they'd burst into flames like vampires.

George HW Bush was not an American citizen. He was a Nazi spy who came to the US when he was 14 years old and spent his life infiltrating the highest levels of our government. He was also an evil scientist and the one who pioneered the harvesting of adrenochrome from children's pituitary glands, and to that end, he was personally responsible for the murders of thousand of children.

He asked if I'd heard about the Air Force recently doing maneuvers off the coast of Florida and breaking the sound barrier. I said no. He said, well, that was just a cover for another top secret mission. He alleged that there was an undersea tunnel connecting Cuba to Florida, and that this tunnel was being used to smuggle in children for sex trafficking as well as illegal Communist immigrants. The explosions people heard, which were blamed on jets breaking the sound barrier? It was actually the sound of Trump's Space Force space laser being used to blow up that tunnel.

this stuff was hilarious until that Q guy executed his own children with a spear gun over it

thanks to this news Pearl Jam's "Brain of J" has been in my head for 24 hours

George HW Bush was not an American citizen. He was a Nazi spy who came to the US when he was 14 years old and spent his life infiltrating the highest levels of our government. He was also an evil scientist and the one who pioneered the harvesting of adrenochrome from children's pituitary glands, and to that end, he was personally responsible for the murders of thousand of children.

Believable. Well, the first part anyway. I think Barbara was probably the child murderer in the family.

Still can't determine whether this is mental illness or mental illness cosplay. Probably a little from both columns, I guess.

These children had been locked in these containers since birth, kept in darkness so long that they can't even come out into the sunlight now or they'd burst into flames like vampires.

brb, working on a movie script (with CGI actors, natch.)

Old Lunch, the overlap is measurable and it is easily identified by the "do we think it will trigger the libs?" test

Reading about the crazy uncle, it appears that this thing now has a life well beyond the actual Q missives on 4CHAN or wherever it was - he might have hinted at JFK Jr. ('part of the plan') but not Elvis or Robin Williams. They created a monster that doesn't need the creator anymore, it survives on faith and wild rumors.