"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him." Franchy & Tanner ARE your 2021 Boston Red Sox

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tbf after i obliquely shit on him three weeks ago, bobby dalbec hit .339/.431/.774 in august. on a par with

at a loss as to why fangraphs thinks the red sox are 15 games better [than the orioles

― mookieproof, Monday, April 5, 2021 12:05 AM (five months ago)

for my wisest takes of the year. but i will not stop!

mookieproof, Monday, 6 September 2021 01:36 (one year ago) link

i’m still not convinced that Large Adult Son can mash against actually good pitchers but yeah, i’m as surprised as anybody

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 September 2021 07:35 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Red Sox lineup on the day of Brady's first start:

1. José Offerman, 2B
2. Darren Lewis, LF
3. Trot Nixon, CF
4. Brian Daubach, RF
5. Morgan Burkhart, 1B
6. Scott Hatteberg, DH
7. Shea Hillenbrand, 3B
8. Doug Mirabelli, C
9. Lou Merloni, SS
SP: Frank Castillo

— OverTheMonster (@OverTheMonster) January 5, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 18:59 (ten months ago) link

wow that's a lineup to conjure with. shea hillenbrand was the future once. funny that trot and mirabelli crossed over with guys like offerman, feels like such distinct eras to me.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 11:35 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

tanner houck is sad that, as an unvaccinated asshole named 'tanner', he won't be able to make his upcoming start in toronto

it is, of course, what it is

mookieproof, Monday, 18 April 2022 01:09 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

VIDEO: #RedSox pitcher Chris Sale upset after giving up a bases loaded walk & being taken out after 3 & 2/3 innings in a rehab start for the @WooSox (📸: @bri4homes) @NBC10Boston @NECN pic.twitter.com/1j1ga5kJaT

— Alysha Palumbo NBC10 Boston (@AlyshaNBCBoston) July 7, 2022

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2022 05:05 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Dorktown: Red Sox! pic.twitter.com/6B8C3azKem

— Secret Base (@secretbase) July 23, 2022

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 July 2022 05:21 (four months ago) link

holeee shit

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 23 July 2022 07:19 (four months ago) link

w t fffffffff

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 23 July 2022 07:19 (four months ago) link


FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 July 2022 13:11 (four months ago) link

if i did this right, their pythagorean record went from 50-41 (.547) to 47-47 (.500) in three games

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 July 2022 17:45 (four months ago) link

Dorktown: Boston Red Sox! pic.twitter.com/WgDG5I95D3

— Secret Base (@secretbase) July 24, 2022

mookieproof, Monday, 25 July 2022 09:55 (four months ago) link

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