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worth a try

Left, Friday, 3 September 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

It’s all that can be done, there are no other actions that can be done in the open

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 September 2021 22:15 (two years ago) link

How about putting flaming bags of dog poop on their doorsteps, riding the bell, and running away?

Richard Marxist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 September 2021 22:33 (two years ago) link

is it illegal to transport dog poop across the canadian border

criminally negligible (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

in front of a baby

On zoom. on focus on the family

It’s all circling now

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 September 2021 02:40 (two years ago) link

why can’t they just be themselves, why do we have to compare them to hipper groups

brimstead, Saturday, 4 September 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link

man in glasshouse detonates cannon

he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

I’m the Sturgeon’s Law in this town.

What Does Blecch Mean to Me? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link

You were also You

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 11 September 2021 06:11 (two years ago) link

-Josh Groban

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 September 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

Jackin' it.

Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 September 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

JACKIN IT

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

I had managed to avoid engaging for quite a while, then I started again, and now I remember why I stopped.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:24 (two years ago) link

that could have gone much worse

sarahell, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 06:58 (two years ago) link

Sorry to yuck your yum

Richard Marxist (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 10:09 (two years ago) link

WOOF

the 45-year-old gaz coomber (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

Your opinion of yourself must be awfully low, when you see everyone else in the world as a worthless piece of shit.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link

very rude way to address Mr Buckingham

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

you can go your own way

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 00:33 (two years ago) link

some people have bigger ones where they have a service come to their place and refill them. That is all I'm gonna say about it, even though I know way more about this topic

sarahell, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

...is how you folks sound sometimes

Richard Marxist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

jesus, when you come back to a thread you've bookmarked and it has 480 new answers and then it's just fucking ALL OF THAT going on
and then that KEEPS HAPPENING

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 September 2021 03:56 (two years ago) link

I believe Judee Sill.

He POLLS So Much About These Zings (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 1 October 2021 01:06 (two years ago) link

9 Live Crew: Big Hairy Pussy

sarahell, Friday, 1 October 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link

take offs and landings might have "pictures of success" on it but it is the worst rilo kiley album, "undeniable classic" foh

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

let’s not get carried away ffs

brimstead, Tuesday, 19 October 2021 23:38 (two years ago) link

tulipf growing vpon the organ of eddie munster

brimstead, Friday, 22 October 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

tulipfe

brimstead, Friday, 22 October 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

Lol

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 23 October 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

ah, no, look, no

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

love is a bat accident, to quote a phrase

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 02:55 (two years ago) link

I kinda feel like one condition of posting on ilx is that everyone should get two (2) mandatory 2-week breaks per year, randomly assigned and applied, from being able to post. Not a ban for bad behavior, but holy hell some of you could use a break from the board for a bit (myself very much included).

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 03:05 (two years ago) link

sounds more like a too weak break to me (but not really)

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

this is a pretty good idea

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

mothersbaugh of invention (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 05:01 (two years ago) link

I like the terrible idea but it should be paid vacation!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link

i'm hesitant to sound like a defender of u.s. legal system and this is really the wrong case for it anyway, but there are a lot more allowances for defendants to do things in trials because they do not carry the burden of proof.

honestly reading articles like this raises my blood pressure because it doesn't explain the full context of the ruling, and most journalists understand this stuff very poorly to begin with. i can imagine even a more decent judge than this one saying that if there is evidence presented that one of the victims did commit arson, you can refer to them as an arsonist in argument or questioning. they do not need to be convicted of arson. often the victim's behavior is relevant in a self defense case and not much is required to be able to introduce it.

fyi there are special rules in sexual assault trials that do not allow negative character evidence to be used against an alleged sexual assault victim

certified juice therapist (harbl), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

There's an IFTTT NFT called the NFTTT

not really but just wait

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 4 November 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link

it's impressive, you've died so many times on this hill they should give you a Frequent Dyer's Club membership. every 5 deaths comes w/ a free self-own.

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 November 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link

for me his greatest insight was calling David Cameron a twat on good morning Britain.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 November 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

(ty harbl for writing that somewhere; I wanted to do the same but a) I am not a lawyer and would have mangled it, and b) as you point out, this is a terrible case for this conversation because there's no way to point out the rules without seeming like you're caping for racists)

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 4 November 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t one of you tempbanned after making a pretty homophobic post towards the other? Sorry, didn’t think that thread needed any more ruining.

suggest bainne (gyac), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

wow, hot take

and also fuck right the fuck off

yeah sure, let's make sure the people with no skin in the game get to make all the decisions

that would surely make everything better

also fuck you

actually, it's "in which we're livin'." (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 18:43 (two years ago) link

Weird post for the "beer in the new era" thread

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link


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