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lmao

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

NASA Jupiter’s south pole, taken by Cassini
More: https://t.co/WlYFpvhmzD pic.twitter.com/95BTv3fFHr

— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) October 11, 2021

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 11 October 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

nope

there's not enough red

it has to look like the inner butthole, like 2-3 inches deep

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link

i'm sorry, map. i don't even want to be that person that denies the goatse entry. the goatse entry. but it needs to be redder and just extra wide

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link

like enough for 2-3 zebra pens

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link

Bravo

Inflation soared to highest level since 2003, making everything from meat to gas more expensive. Bank of Canada says it's only temporary, but ordinary Canadians must know THAT'S A STRETCH @brianlilley: https://t.co/kCfwUaXpAq #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/DL1oagtEFE

— Toronto Sun (@TheTorontoSun) October 21, 2021

frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

Points for the wedding ring.

pplains, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

Negative points if he loses it up there, though.

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link

that's why the best wedding rings come with a string

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link

its on the wrong hand though

frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

maybe it's a variant of goatse positioning, where a second person/assistant is on the other side (the stomach side) facing toward the viewer, bending around and spreading the cheeks wide open.

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link

the good ol' reach around

only in this case, the assistant loses their wedding ring in their boss' ass on their anniversary and they're already late for dinner

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

2 BILLION YEAR OLD WHAT?????

Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link

honestly goatse is one of the most significant and influential pieces of art created in the last 30 years and no one will ever admit that

— ##TRIPP_CODE000 (@weadhitter) November 9, 2021

just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link

Precisely why it's such a shame that the hole being permanently sealed, and no one can even tell me why

Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link

it's the kola superdeep borehole, my favorite superdeep borehole

certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:37 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

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— passionfruit enthusiast (@egtgawa) January 28, 2022

towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 29 January 2022 02:21 (two years ago) link

lol

When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:21 (two years ago) link

or should i say

3o€

When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:23 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9gaFqU5gsk

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 21:36 (two years ago) link

oh no

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2022 01:26 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

At a waterfront park in my city, there’s a sculpture designed so if you look through it, the figures appear to be pulling open the Port of Tacoma to reveal Mt. Rainier.

It’s colloquially known as “The Tacoma Goatse.” pic.twitter.com/hYREWoHxqx

— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) April 4, 2022

towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:21 (two years ago) link

lmao

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:31 (two years ago) link

Obelix, no

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
six months pass...

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