Great Real Names

Veronica Landa-Beavers

Likely someone's lol-facebook name, but it was on a sign-up list for attending a play, where you may have to show ID to get in.

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Sweet

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Qirjako Qirko

Brigitte Hellgoth

E T Womble

The Only Nolan

https://www.fangraphs.com/players/the-only-nolan/1009618/stats?position=P

Jasmin Savoy Brown, an actress on Showtime's Yellowjackets. Maybe Savoy is a family name, but maybe not.

...the sheriff of Barry County, Dar Leaf, who had appeared at the “Michigan Patriot Rally” with at least one of the suspects...

I was watching a Utah Avalanche Center case study on YouTube and they featured a backcountry ski ranger named Toby Weed. Indeed.

Prof Francois Balloux

Le ours nécessités

Came in here to say Equanimeous St. Brown and discovered he'd already been here in 2015 as a high school recruit, impressive work, people

Also impressive that you checked for previous postings!

We should put the abiliity to do that on the zing request list.

"In 2005, Pre-Paid and its founding CEO, the late Harland Stonecipher, were forced to pay $9.9 million for defrauding a customer in Mississippi."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_J._Meigs_Jr.

Equanimeous St. Brown (full name Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown apparently) faced off for the first time in the NFL against his younger brother Amon-Ra Julian Heru J. St. Brown. The younger St. Brown caught a long pass to keep a Lions drive alive in the late going as his team upset Equanimeous's Green Bay Packers.

> full name Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown apparently

Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep John St. Brown is his full name! I had to track it down because that J. was killing me.

NFL always a rich vein for these. seek the Key and Peele college bowl sketch if you haven't seen it

Sir Crispin Tickell

Edmund Manydeeds III

Razor Shines

For some reason Nottingham Forest have a bumper crop of these at the moment:

Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence
Philip Aksel Frigast Zinckernagel
Thomas Gaëtan Bong

... last but not least...

Joe Lolley

Today came across a Ms Fantasy Pedler

Combination of name and hometown: Amanda B0tt0ms of Cheektowaga NY

4my J0nkers

J3w Ra3

wow

in my class today.

Dwayne Dicks, CEO & Founder at Dwayne's Delectable Cuisine

I hope when he introduces himself there's a pause before the last word - "I'm Dwayne Dicks, of Dwayne's Delectable...Cuisine"

Zipporah Batshaw, married name Zipporah Batshaw Wiseman, law professor and wife of documentarian Frederick Wiseman. She passed away last year. I know Zipporah is a Biblical name, still amazing though.

Saw someone in Google results today with last name Dickwish.

....first name, Igotta ?

I think it must come from this German name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diekwisch

Brumbpo Tungus saw heaven when he was 4 years old. pic.twitter.com/6F5DJak3rk

— Max Beasley (@maxbeasleyyy) March 31, 2022

Not a real name, but that kid’s actual name is almost as good: Colton Burpo.

"In 2015, Alex Malarkey – a boy with a similar story to Colton Burpo's – publicly recanted his own story and book"

"Christian Poos (born 5 November 1977) is a Luxembourgian cyclist. His sporting career began with Velo Club SaF Zeisseng."

Esa-Pekka Salonen, the Finnish conductor. I love saying his name.

His contemporary and partial namesake Jukka-Pekka Saraste has a good one too.

"Cal Clutterbuck is a Canadian professional ice hockey right winger"

https://thegolovine.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/h-cock-the-renissance-in-print.jpg

General Charles Bonesteel

Idit Shner

John Wayne Newton

Ch3rry Crushmore