Lucky for you, I got all these daddy issues: Queer Summer, 2021 (LGBTQQIAAP+++)

i'll tell you what i'm gonna be eating is popcorn when i go see CANDYMAN tonight

I'm going to be eating candy when I go to Popman tonight!

what is popman??

ok candyman was good y'all

I ate candy last Friday night!

what kind?? i'm also here to tell u that if u come across a twizzler alternative called RED VINES - run, don't walk, away!

i think me and a fb have set a date for Saturday - it's been a minute i hope i remember how it's done

The hairy moist kind. It tasted good.

Red Vines are really good

omg

lol! i respect this opinion my friend.

my thing fell throughhhhhgggg grrrrr 😶😶😶 although i did bring home an amazing human the other night, a trans chicka who i met at the pool table ( she was kicking ass ). we had a great time but there was no sex. it definitely fed my mind tho.

um SO - i talked to another man this weekend who loves red vines. i honestly think this might be like a missing taste bud issue for me. wassup y'all. give me the late summer updates. i want it all.

red vines are ok, just think of the mention of them as sexual come-ons

just that that kind of banter sounds flirtatious to me

hey so i went on a date with a costume designer with a mustache - i think there might be a second date - he's real sweet. tall and handsome, thinks i'm cute. not mad about it.

Elvira is one of us!: https://www.avclub.com/elvira-actor-cassandra-peterson-comes-out-1847719555

Just in time for Halloween!

i saw that! she's so gorge

hey so what are our thoughts on manscaping

i've just had a bit of a buzzer accident lol....

Mandatory for much of the population.

yes ... granted it does make me look beefier lolo

the only thing i take a razor to is my face

ok let's be VERY CLEAR - i take no razors literally anywhere on my face or body lol

ugh gross

Having my first come-over date since early 2020!

ok let's talk about this - have you met in person before?

No razor except for the neckbeard, but clippers in plenty other spots.

you can't have that much fur tho yah?

xp i'm just sayin' - i had my first coming over date since lockdown started a few months ago and i realized only AFTER i opened the door that i should have done a more exhaustive quality check

Yes! We had one petting session four weeks ago; now I hope to perfect it.

<3<3<3<3<3 excellent!

I'm can only accept a beard for the first couple of days, it looks good for those two days only, then I have to shave

i don't really do any manscaping but you know what bothers me more than ever these days is my eyebrows. i have to snip random wild hairs every few days, they drive me crazy. there are always more a day or two later. i had a dream about it last night lol.

honestly trimming and shaving is such a pain in the ass but i always feel so much better afterward. i'm still doing the covid buzz. i've gotten used to it. going to a barber used to feel like a luxury but now it just seems like a big headache.

i much prefer under manscaped to over manscaped tho i generally found most guys to be w/in some acceptable normal range. a teeny little trim is prob all i require tho in the end

i had a fun summer, we went to provincetown for the first time and wow, lots of naked guys and having sex on the beach. we had sex on the beach! (twice). we met this one kid there (he was prob like 22 or 23) who came down from montreal by himself & had just had sex w/ a couple behind us while we were having sex. we talked for a while and then went and got drinks, then we dragged him to a party w/ some of our friends from new york who happened to be there at the same time. then the three of us went back to our hotel room but he had taken too much ketamine so we didn't end up doing anything except sleep in the bed chastely & then he had to leave the next day. i really don't like ketamine! i've never taken it but it's very popular here & i find it turns ppl into zombies

I tried ketamine once on Fire Island, I liked feeling loose but it was only momentary bliss. We had to prop my friend Joe up because he almost passed out

I trim my underarms and my chest hair, but not down to the nub, just to a manageable level. Having a haircutting kit with multiple different sized stand-offs is very useful.

Keta is a gross thing that I'm convinced has taken root in the back of my brain waiting to jump out like the old couple in Mulholland Drive.

I don't even drink rn.

Probably why the hair's growing faster than ever.

am a little concerned about by my eyebrows too since my haircutter always trimmed them, but am wondering how long they can grow

with my head I just bend down over a hardwood floor with a mirror and trim it in every direction using a #3 standoff until I'm sure I've done it all, then use double mirrors to completely shave the back of my neck. it is so much better than sitting for a $96 dollar haircut

sex anywhere outdoors is kind of a logistical challenge ime. how did you deal with sand or was it just like bjs and such? lol i guess that was an angle for more details.

i think i still have some 'gay party' itches to scratch but i don't know what to try / where to go next. guerneville sounds like fun. i've always been attracted to the eagle type crowd and so has my boyfriend but gosh there's a lot of masculinity theater and insecurity and general conservatism and bad vibes with those folks and i'm feeling a little burned out on that. it's hard to know where i'd be comfortable and enjoy myself. we want to open things up but we're both pretty hesitant about the locals here for various reasons. doing it when on vacation seems like it would be ideal.

i've never tried ketamine and it's confusing to me - like it's for depression but also a party drug? i spent a year doing a lot of gbh when i had access to it, that was fun and i miss it tbh, it was a better social lubricant than alcohol, the second dose made you really horny, and no hangover to speak of (although i would get g-overs which were like, just feeling pleasantly haggard). i've been totally sober for about a month because i ran out of w33d (and i quit drinking a year ago) but we're going to colorado next weekend thank god. it's been good to take a break i guess.

I learned a great deal from MDMA, life-changing shit.

have had sex a few times on North Baker Beach in SF, that part of the beach is separated and is hard to get to

I was sleeping nude on the main Baker Beach and was awakened by a ranger on a horse, asking me to cover up! It was embarrassing

I met a hot bisexual guy there

if it could teach me how to stay up past 9 pm on weekends i would ask you to mail me some. xp

i think i've been to north baker beach! it was fun. i like nude beaches. i've had some fun at san onofre in san clemente. it's really beautiful there.

aren't there like some old cement-block ruins on north baker beach? i seem to recall having a few encounters around something like that lol.

honestly at least once a week i wonder why on earth i'm not living in california, i really like it there. oh right no money. but utah is so incredibly shitty it will drive me out of here one of these days.

xps It could teach you how to stay up past 9 a.m. on weekends

lol i forgot it's a stimulant. i've done it once! but it was after 2-3 g doses so i didn't really feel the effect.

re North Baker Beach, there are old WW2 military fortifications above the beach

i have this fantasy of getting to know some other men through sex and then just being friends or even just smile-and-hug-on-the-street friends.
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 26 October 2021

In the meantime you can disabuse yourself of sex and treat this existential problem by reading all 1200 pages of Juliette. No shirking when it gets too sadistic!