Joe Biden is (currently) President of the United States

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Lot of sabotage going on imo

epistantophus, Saturday, 28 August 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

lol at public opinion on Covid and Afghanistan. A huge hunk of America isn't even doing the minimum to mitigate covid, so of course that's Biden's fault. And an even bigger hunk of America probably hasn't thought about Afghanistan in decades, and certainly couldn't find it on a map. But sure, they're upset about his handling of that, too. Knowing this stupid country, he's probably losing approval on handling of Covid for *trying* to handle Covid, and losing support on Afghanistan for *not* signing up for two more decades of war.

In other words, fuck the polls, which are not only often wrong, but iirc stand right now at their lowest where his predecessor stood at his *highest* approval number.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 August 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

I like him now

Joe Biden appears to have fallen asleep during a meeting with the Prime Minister of Israel. pic.twitter.com/wdqHRmKC3G

— JT Lewis (@thejtlewis) August 28, 2021

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link

oh wow

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:07 (two years ago) link

i mean, the topic matter is prettttty dull

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:08 (two years ago) link

He's looking down and maybe closing his eyes in concentration (hard to tell with the angle), but immediately after the Twitter clip ends, he responds to Bennett: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQx_5MckGI

jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:14 (two years ago) link

It's just a joke lol

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:17 (two years ago) link

He responded, “...wuzza smnnnggg heaaahr? Oh. Hey, listen. That’s number two. America will be Israel’s strategic partner during the apocalypse. That’s number one.”

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

i.e. the same content as anyone's dumbass racist cousin

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

Racist against Delawareans?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link

outside the shared sense of humor, the content diverges, and that's where you'll find the racism. before or after the next show, maybe probe the minds at adjacent tables of the Joe Biden Funny Bone comedy club. you definitely aren't these people -- so what the fuck are you doing there?

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

I thought you found the racism in Joe's Senate career.

The formulation of 'only bad people make fun of Joe' and 'to prove this I'm just going to throw out the word racist' hasn't gotten less stupid since you tried it last.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

Maybe he wasn't nodding off, he just daydreamed about his glory days palling around with Strom Thurmond. Whomst among us doesn't daydream of better times?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

please. save this material for your peers at the Funny Bone. don't waste it on me.

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:06 (two years ago) link

There are legit things to dislike Biden for so you don’t have to post heavily edited misleading videos by right wingers.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

That also are just”Biden old lol”

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link

I know they have the same last name, but milo z and xyzzz z__ are different posters

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link

I see that it was xyzzzz who posted that, sorry Milo. You are right that his career had been garbage up to this point.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 bookmarkflaglink

That's right

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

Looking for the Joe Vibin thread.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

THREAD: Biden is reportedly nominating a former judge, Keva Landrum, to be U.S. Atty in New Orleans. The history of this judge’s illegal behavior and violent crimes will shock you to the core.

— Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) September 20, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link

Will it though? My inner core is insulated and very difficult to shock

will have to insulation resistance test on you to confirm this, just grab these two metal probes of this Megger, pal!

calzino, Monday, 20 September 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link

AGGHHHHHHHHAHHAHHGHHHHHH

two weeks pass...

Joe Biden just flew by my window in a helicopter, then in air force one about 30 minutes later.

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:51 (two years ago) link

wow that guy is the President!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link

he sure is. but not according to the protesters at his thing this afternoon, I guess

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link

he can fly a helicopter and a plane, busy guy

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link

they won't let him drive his Corvette anymore, they took away the keys

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

he can still drive it in his mind

For at least the fourth time, Biden told a vivid story this week about a conversation with an old Amtrak friend who had actually been dead for more than a year at the earliest time such a conversation could've possibly happened.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 23 October 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

At least he didn't claim to have liberated the camps (yet).

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 October 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

He has repeatedly claimed to have been arrested trying to meet Nelson Mandela tbf

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link

finally! Dems have a Reagan! Now if he only he could notch those 1981 legislative successes.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:21 (two years ago) link

Did he say Mandela or did he say "that fella from the island"?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link

that fella from Mandela

can't you rhyme?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link

Jack Mandela

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link

I have to admit the Let’s Go Brandon thing makes me chuckle

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 24 October 2021 02:04 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

now this is the kind of political crisis I've been craving

🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’

Via @MoS_Politics

— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:18 (two years ago) link

Joe Fartin'

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link

Constitutional crisis

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link

If only he had crop dusted the Queen.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link

Trump already did

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:52 (two years ago) link

No future

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:58 (two years ago) link

The fart that launched 1000 shits

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 05:24 (two years ago) link

maybe i like joe biden now

certified juice therapist (harbl), Sunday, 7 November 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link

Wish I had voted for Joe now oh wait

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link

BREAKING:

siffleur’s mom (wins), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

long airplane flights exacerbate such conditions donchaknow

note that no American politician has been a larger advocate for traveling by rail

coincidence?

i say nay

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link

a senior-level official confirms that "Joe always seems to sit by the window and asks for it to be cracked a little - or a lot"

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link


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