"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Freemen

A sovcit loony is running for Congress in Arizona; he has a notice on his website about wanting to return grand juries to the people(???) so politicians can be prosecuted for telling people to wear masks, or something. I don't know, I tried reading it and when I got to the Magna Carta stuff my eyes started to bleed.

He wants to be a legislator so that he can pass laws that no one has to obey?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/26/nyregion/moors-newark.html

On June 16, Ms. Little came to inspect her dream home. She had closed on it in February and was planning renovations before moving in.

Buying the home felt like a triumph for Ms. Little, who grew up mostly in Florida as a foster child, finding security as a teenager only when her high school principal took her in.

She graduated from the University of Central Florida but struggled as a young adult, living out of motel rooms for periods of time. Now a senior customer service specialist with Jaguar Land Rover North America, she could afford to buy a house.

She tried to unlock the door but was puzzled: the locks had been replaced. The next day, she returned with a locksmith and was confronted by two men, one of whom was Mr. John and who said the house was his. After a heated exchange she called the police.

When the police arrived, both Ms. Little and Mr. John showed documents claiming the house was theirs, according to a report of the incident issued by Brian A. O’Hara, the Newark public safety director. She shared the property deed proving ownership, Ms. Little said, he the fabricated papers bearing the Al Moroccan seal.

The men “claimed to be sovereign citizens of the Al Moroccan Empire and that their status permitted them access to the property,” Mr. O’Hara’s report said. The officers verified that Ms. Little bought the house in February, and they asked the men to leave. They did.

Thirty minutes later, Mr. John returned, brushed past Ms. Little on the porch, she said, opened the door with his own key and locked it behind him.

this v much belongs here

Self important dicks doing self important shit at Colchester Hospital. pic.twitter.com/QTWJBfIPtU

— Nullen, Hoofwanking Spangletwat, Biscuit Overlord. (@sfinn80) October 20, 2021

The obvious thing to do with these twats is to laugh in their faces.

"Sir - you do realize that you're wearing sweat pants out in public..?"

What is this all about? I heard something about crimes against humanity.

She should have dumped them all in a trash can right in front of them.

they're bringing some kind of imaginary legal action against all the NHS staff because Covid isn't real, also something about the Pope running all the businesses in the world

The bit about the Pope did throw me a bit tbh.

I'm not convinced the Pope holds any authority over NHS trusts, but you never know!

idk man those lads look like they know what they're talking about, they've got envelopes and everything

It's like someone heard about a citizen's arrest and figured, well, there must be a citizen's subpoena as well.

Must be nice to have state-provided healthcare workers to pointlessly badger

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2021/11/14/this-uniquely-canadian-conspiracy-theory-group-was-on-the-edges-of-obscurity-then-vaccine-mandates-came-down.html

paywalled, alas

Hmmmm, what about this link? https://apple.news/ANpZpU_rERqmsrgDeCieiFQ

Also paywalled.

The second one isn't paywalled for me, but I'm guessing it only works on an iPhone?

https://archive.md/D1OHz

paywalled

I've recently discovered a Chrome extension called Bypass Paywalls which does what it says on the tin for almost all paywalled news sites, including the Toronto Star. Definitely worth a look.

basically – dude is your typical sovereign state human, who'd been deemed a "vexatious litigant" by the government for wasting their time with his babel under a couple names. the wrinkle here is he has pivoted to using his native status to claim the Canadian gov't isn't the boss of him and his group. which is unfortunate because it undermines the legitimate disputes out there in regards to land use etc. they are also "adopting" white people into his sovereignist, "you're not the boss of me" movement. so that kinda waters down the whole native self governance thing he's going for.

Yeah, his tribe was basically like, "we are not associated with this kook"

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/29/politics/january-6-jesus-christ-superstar-sovereign-citizen/index.html

as his lawyer approached the bench, Beeks began singing

It seems to me a strange thing
myyyyyystifying
that a man like you
could spend his time
on women of HER KIND

*waste

Everything after this paragraph was extraneous. It contains all anyone needs to know about this guy.

James Beeks, who played Judas in the musical "Jesus Christ Superstar" before his arrest last week for his alleged participation in the January 6 riot, prompted the judge to consider sending him to jail after telling the court he had "divine" authority and arguing the government had no jurisdiction over him.

Your honor
just don't
say I'm
damned for
all time

Beeks spoke for himself for most of the hearing after originally saying he would not act as his own lawyer since "I cannot represent myself because I am myself."

makes you think

it all goes back to the meaning of the word Identity, your honor

Seriously though, we should leave Terence Howard’s cousin alone

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/capitol-rioters-jailed-violating-orders

Article on how so many of these Jan. 6 knuckleheads manage to get house release or otherwise avoid jail only to immediately (and sometimes repeatedly) fuck up said leniency and end up in jail anyway.

the one from my city wasn’t just streaming conspiracy content — they caught him in his garage using his wife’s phone to watch the mypillow guy’s conference

lol

We lost Danny Rampling

It sounds like Danny Rampling will be turning up to vaccine centre soon with an expired crime number and a load legalese word salad with the way he’s getting worked up about his sovereignty pic.twitter.com/EELJDe4DpC

— Lister (@marclister3k) January 22, 2022

The more pills the antivaxxer necked in the ‘90s, the more liable they are to tell us to beware of vaccines because we have no idea what is in them.

lol

You have to think there’s some Darwinian lesson here.

Is it that hedonism isn’t a viable evolutionary strategy? Cause cats would beg to differ.

This is both crazy and also I suppose the logical outcome of what happens when your entire social circle is right wing nuts:

Some *big* red flags in the Stewart Rhodes' detention hearings.

1) The defense says Stewart can stay with his cousins Kyla & Ben pending trial.

2) Kyla & Ben have two homes on the property. They live in one and her parents live in the other. Rhodes would stay with her parents.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) February 18, 2022

He was totally gonna go on the lam.

That is apparently what the judge determined, he is staying put in jail.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/d/bremerton-1992-honda-civic-vx-eg/7447716307.html

...takes a while to get there, but hoo boy...

Having been born in Bremerton, I am glad this isn't me.

wow.

"As a man of faith, I am certain to prevail." was where I started laughing out loud.

lol that the founder of something called oathkeepers was all set to solemnly promise to abide by the terms of home detention, then skip town

Masochists, sadists and fans of schadenfreude can watch this self-proclaimed sovereign citizen who represented himself get 76 counts of guilty for driving his car into the Waukesha, Wisconsin Christmas parade last year:

Verdict is starting now:https://t.co/2tMufSnKMs

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) October 26, 2022

MacNab does the math: that's 6 consecutive life sentences plus 859 years in prison.

JJ MacNab does v good work on this alternate reality.

So was this guy's defense just "it was an accident"?