a few tours away from them nailing joe to a cross of guitars at the end of the show
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link
but you know those Gethsemane Blues precede it
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link
i only want to sayif there is a waytake his axeaway from himcos i don't want tohear his playing
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link
if the ads i see on the sides of local buses are to be believed, his performance here will be the 'guitar event of the year'― global tetrahedron, Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:51 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:51 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
He has TV ads saying this now.
US Government:Infrastructure Week::Joe Bonamassa: Guitar Events of The Year
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link
he plays some cities that Pat Metheny will also play in the same year. but tbf to joe, pat's dates are ultimately the 'hair event of the year'.
― balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link
Waiting for the Joe/Shen Yun crossover.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 October 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link
amazed he hasnt' just leaned into calling himself Bonermaster
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link
Fender Bonermaster
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link
Joe knows it's wiser to dance around "Bonermaster", leaving enough implied for the listener to draw it out of the empty space and to their own lips.
― balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link
his record of solo guitar, Bonamasturbation, drops soon
― Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 October 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
One guy in a room...with one guitar...one pedal...one amp...one mic...and one bound volume of Oui.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link
one bottle of Fretboard Doctor
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 8 October 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link
would love to read pat do an epic takedown of joe like he did kenny g
― brimstead, Friday, 8 October 2021 20:51 (two years ago) link
Metheny's not exactly Mr. Blues Authenticity himself, though. Would rather read, say, Billy Gibbons on Bonamassa.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 8 October 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link
U haters are just jealous because he has lots of money and pulls the babes. Not one of you can go WEE WAH WEEDLYWEEDLY WEENT WEENT WEEEEEEE like he can on any number of 59 Les Pauls so suck it haters
― New Zealand, with that hottie (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 9 October 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link
Honestly Billy probably likes the guy
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 October 2021 04:58 (two years ago) link
Huh I guess Bonnamassa has a podcast and Billy was on ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcEo6M1Lm9c
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 October 2021 04:59 (two years ago) link
Would rather read, say, Billy Gibbons on Bonamassa
Has Billy ever talked smack wrt other musicians? He seems too courteous to do that.
― Vast Halo, Saturday, 9 October 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link
https://www.guitarplayer.com/news/truth-is-i-hate-the-way-i-play-guitar-joe-bonamassa-speaks-candidly-in-our-exclusive-interview?
“When I put on the suit, I become “that guy.” And therein lies part of the success and part of the problem,” reveals Bonamassa before going on to confess, “Truth is, I hate the way I play guitar. I hate the way I sing. I know I can do it pretty well, but I wish I could do it so much differently.”
I think he's read this thread.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link
I hate the way checks pile up on the out of style mail desk in my kitchen
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 October 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link
A clip of Bonamassa and Clapton just showed up in my fb feed and it sucked so hard, yet it sucked in such a suble, hard to pinpoint way. They do everything right, everything spot on, and they are completely scrubbed clean of anything poetic, anything resembling actual suffering, anything ambiguous, anything surprising. They are a well-oiled blues machine. They sound like BB King and they feel like BB-8.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 20 March 2022 03:46 (two years ago) link
That’s an insult to BB-8!
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 March 2022 06:30 (two years ago) link
https://www.guitarworld.com/news/gibson-1960-les-paul-sold-to-joe-bonamassa?
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 May 2022 00:36 (one year ago) link
Chewin' on a HoHo, Sleepin' at the HoJoGive it all up to honk on just one BoBo― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, June 23, 2021 11:10 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, June 23, 2021 11:10 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink
#onethread
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 May 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link
it is time
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― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:02 (one year ago) link
Our Drummer @tal_bergman has this ability to see into the future ... Of our hairlines. What do you think? pic.twitter.com/WjrU4YFcEE— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) August 9, 2013
― peace, man, Thursday, 15 September 2022 12:50 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/MJ8kZBT.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 20 October 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/joe_bonamassa_announces_hes_quitting_social_media_after_comments_aimed_at_his_looks.html
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/static/article/draft/177089_daiO2LLfvGoP7ZlQ_86471.jpeg
LEAVE JOE ALONE!
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 November 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link
What's so refreshing about talented musicians like Bonamassa is their sense of humor
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link
“Yes, you may be about to play a sold-out show in Tucson. But you are still Joe Bonamassa.”
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 21 November 2022 23:04 (one year ago) link
rich tones
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 21 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
Joe's balding pate makes him more relatable to his core audience.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guitar/comments/7b5sff/news_joe_bonamassa_called_pedal_users_fing_lazy/
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:21 (one year ago) link
Torn between lol-cringe and grudging respect for this bozo. He comes through town seems like once a year, plays at 1,000-1,500 seat theaters, I like that it's still possible to do that road warrior thing and build a niche audience. Just don't make me go to a show plz.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:38 (one year ago) link
this dude is Kenny Wayne Shepherd if he'd been a better player and knew how to market to rockists
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link
That guy David Gilmour was as lazy as can be! No talent, just pedals!
― ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:48 (one year ago) link
-Dr JP69
― ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:50 (one year ago) link
Joe Bonamassa: Hell Toupee (the album cover has him wearing a hairpiece styled into devil horns...The Bonermaster is also on fire)
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 06:52 (one year ago) link
joe u coward write a blues song about male pattern baldness
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 08:42 (one year ago) link
Tracklisting1. Wherever I May Comb2. I Believe I'll Dust my Dome3. Shiny Happy People4. Last Hair Deal Gone Down5. Long Pate Dome6. Hairway to Nothin7. Steady Baldin Man...
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 08:47 (one year ago) link
Mannish Bald
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link
Comb on in My Kitchen
Folliculi, Follicula
― ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link
Almost Combed My Hair
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:13 (one year ago) link
Baldin' the Jack
Total Eclipse of the Part
― ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:17 (one year ago) link
7 Rooms of Groom
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link
squeeze my lemon, baby, till the hair falls off my head
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:29 (one year ago) link
Hair, There, and Everywhere
― ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:30 (one year ago) link
Scalp! I need somebody
Scalp! Not just anybody
― ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link
You Can Leave Your Wighat On
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link
Everybody Toupees the Fool
― ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:50 (one year ago) link