lmao you’re not kidding
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link
Tulum??????
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link
These people are 60% crab leg/ 30% iced coffee/ and 10% vape pen
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link
it’s incredible
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link
every line an instant classic
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
do you know what a group chat is? you better learn cause you finna be the topic
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link
you don’t have the cholesterol to be out here
at this point i’m just going to repost every tweet in the thread is that okay
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link
all they do is start podcast and talk about plate fixing
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link
it is very good
― rob, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link
if it was only the word "panny" it would already be of immeasurable worth
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link
lmao one of my oldest buds has a 500+ like reply to that thread that is just like “wow do I love my wife”
― Clay, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
thread reminded me vividly of a few terrifying conversations I had when I went back to grad school and met a bunch of single 20-somethings navigating life in a new city
― rob, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link
More companies should just buy a bunch of land somewhere and build company towns. Pay people to move five minutes from the office. Reap the employee satisfaction.— parker (@pt) August 23, 2021
"phd labor historian"
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link
*leaves thread*
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
there's an inverse correlation between how funny a joke is and how labored the setup is
https://i.postimg.cc/hGy0R9fs/image.png
stop turning everything into skits
― ✖, Saturday, 28 August 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link
anyway dud
― ✖, Saturday, 28 August 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
I believe in you.That's it. That's the whole tweet. That's all it needs to be.If I can do it, so can you.— Xero Reynolds (@xerjester) August 27, 2021
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 August 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link
Twitter is badly in need of a copy editor
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 28 August 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
i scanned his tweets and thought "seems like a hard working american to me, i don't know"
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 August 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link
That's too bad! I just had him banned for doing a "that's it that's the tweet" and then writing more anyway
― ✖, Saturday, 28 August 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link
🐦[I believe in you.That’s it. That’s the whole tweet. That’s all it needs to be.If I can do it, so can you.— Xero Reynolds (@xerjester) August 27, 2021🕸]🐦
― Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 August 2021 21:26 (two years ago) link
people need to stop crying all over twitter. it's turning me into a mean old man.
― akm, Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/V4jAsP5vDj— Kim Zetter (@KimZetter) September 18, 2021
― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link
Try clearing your cookies. I've been dealing with that in incognito only for some reason (still get the popup in normal chrome but can just X out normally) and even then, if you open the tweet in a new tab you should be able to scroll normally. This is for PC only, I can't get it to work on mobile.
― ✖, Tuesday, August 17, 2021 9:25 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
i have to do this multiple times a week on desktop and mobile, for some reason chrome just doesn't register the "never allow cookies" setting. annoying
― ✖, Sunday, 19 September 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link
Twitter to Pay $809.5 Million to Settle Lawsuit Alleging Jack Dorsey, Others Misled Investors https://t.co/y95SiFlmVX— Variety (@Variety) September 20, 2021
oops
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 September 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link
just a little oopsie
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link
hey who wants to invest in our unmonetizeable garbage fire
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link
unnecessarily harsh sloganeering for this year's ilx fundraiser imho
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 September 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link
Joyce Carol Oates is really tearing it up on Twitter lately, getting ratioed left and right. The latest outrage involving some speculation about non-binary pronouns’ acceptance in English
― Josefa, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:43 (two years ago) link
that was painful to see
― Dan S, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:50 (two years ago) link
she did title one of her great novels Them. They is not much of a stretch
― Dan S, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link
love how she has an open mind about isis but considers halloween decorations an absolute insult to life itself
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 October 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link
she’s a literary-minded 83 year old
― mh, Thursday, 7 October 2021 01:41 (two years ago) link
i mean so am i but that doesnt stop me from correctly ranking isis and halloween on the evilness chart
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 October 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link
lot of self confidence from the literary sect on all fronts
― mh, Thursday, 7 October 2021 01:59 (two years ago) link
don't hate her, she has written some pretty great novels
― Dan S, Thursday, 7 October 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link
i dont hate her most of her tweets are pretty funny, part of what makes it work is shell have some harebrained idea but then the tweets are really compellingly written because obvs shes good at writing, and its also funny because shes a famous writer basically just out there shitposting, and shes old too lol, its all pretty delightful, the transphobic ones are actually bad tho
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 October 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link
I guess her most jaw-dropping tweet to date, for me, was the one from several years ago where she suggested that clinically depressed people should simply read some Ancient Greek drama.
Tbf god knows I’ve made some terrible tweets (normally quickly deleted) and I generally appreciate people who don’t filter their thoughts too much or apologize too freely
― Josefa, Thursday, 7 October 2021 02:30 (two years ago) link
lmao its so loony how could you even be mad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 October 2021 02:35 (two years ago) link
hey good news i cured depression its called sophocles your welcome
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 October 2021 02:36 (two years ago) link
tbh my eczema cleared up after reading antigone that's called science
― Clay, Thursday, 7 October 2021 02:57 (two years ago) link
pretty sure that's not what she was saying but i found another tweet where she gave a rave review to ricky gervais' after life so i'm not gonna go crazy trying to defend her.
― ledge, Thursday, 7 October 2021 08:12 (two years ago) link
this is the funniest addendum this app has ever put on one of my tweets pic.twitter.com/I8QWUAcVeq— lauren (reformed arc) (@ActNormalOrElse) October 6, 2021
― ciderpress, Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
lol I wonder if you put the right combination of names in a tweet you get that warning
― St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link
Donald Trump Epstein Lula Orban Bernie Tony Blair
― St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
"Conversations like this can be stupid"
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 October 2021 03:22 (two years ago) link
― ✖, Sunday, September 19, 2021 4:49 PM (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
i have resorted to installing a chrome plugin that performs a quick cookie removal of whatever site you're on
dud
― ✖, Friday, 15 October 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link
Football · TrendingJamal AdamsFans assess Jamal Adams' performance after the Seahawks safety said he was the 'best in the nation' during his video introduction in Seattle's Sunday Night Football showdown against the Steelers
the way Twitter phrases their trending topics is so weird and oftentimes hilarious
― frogbs, Monday, 18 October 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link
And with this we can now close Twitter and possibly the whole human experiment
I like the early Beatles, early Elvis, early Bob Dylan and early Rolling Stones. “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel is a great album. Nirvana did some good stuff.— John Hinckley (@JohnHinckley20) October 21, 2021
― weekend at brony's (rip van wanko), Friday, 22 October 2021 04:05 (two years ago) link