I can't give you Reign in Blood, but I can offer
https://i.imgur.com/UBCy8EI.png
― pplains, Friday, 20 August 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link
There is a corner of Compton and Cambria in my town which sounds like a terrible early 2000s mashup release
― joygoat, Saturday, 21 August 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link
Favor House Atlantic, Bitch
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 August 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
Relicking, but for cars
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 2 September 2021 02:19 (two years ago) link
She She Top: Annie Clark and a female Texan rhythm section covering Tres Hombres.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link
Interestingly, this is similar to the bad idea I had this morning, which is remaking Breaking Bad entirely from Skyler's perspective. Now I know some of you may be thinking 'oh, that could actually be a good idea if it were executed properly' but hear me out: I'm talking here about remaking the entire series very improperly and showing, episode-by-episode, what Skyler was up to while her husband was off being a maniac. So like the bottle episode in the meth lab will just be like Skyler grocery shopping or reading a book or whatever.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link
a bicycle with a samurai sword
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link
That episode where she gives birth while Walt is MIA would be an emotional tour de force, total Emmy bait
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link
I want to design one of those baby "activity centers" like this one:
https://images.app.goo.gl/zTpZoaAw4h36cGMM9
but instead make it like a DJ booth with little spinning records and buttons that make airhorn sounds.
― Heez, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link
def not a terrible idea! the quality of musical toys for little kids varies tremendously but the ones that are good are {chef's kiss}
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link
Mozart Cube was incredible.
― Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link
The Wolfgang You Love to Hate
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
a lot of these already exist
https://www.thetot.com/product/plantoys-dj-mixer-board/https://www.amazon.com/Infantino-Spin-Slide-DJ-Panda/dp/B07CZJ7WMV/https://www.adodsons.com/products/dj-mix-spin-studio-by-hapehttps://www.target.com/p/baby-einstein-4-in-1-mix-38-roll-activity-walker-play-center/-/A-79499734https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/DDJ400--pioneer-dj-ddj-400-2-deck-rekordbox-dj-controller
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
yeah but i want something they can spin around in... plus the airhorn button
― Heez, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link
airhorn is key
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
https://www.amazon.co.uk/LeapFrog-Learn-Groove-Activity-Station/dp/B0002C6N16
― kinder, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link
> Relicking, but for cars
like ratrods?
http://cdn.animalhi.com/3008x2000/20121027/cars%20pontiac%20rusted%20rat%20rod%203008x2000%20wallpaper_www.animalhi.com_84.jpg
(not embedded because HUGE)
― koogs, Thursday, 2 September 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link
I know that you can buy decals of bullet holes and key scratches to temporarily make a nice car look like a beater, so as (presumably) to avoid being a tempting target for vandals. Or to make yourself look like a badass.
― Robert Cray-Cray (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 September 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
Tres mujeres as "Easy Top"https://www.facebook.com/easytoppp
https://i.imgur.com/N0Y6oSO.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 2 September 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
I had that idea but it was called XX Top
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 2 September 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
There go my dreams of a Canadian tribute band called Zed Zed Top
― Robert Cray-Cray (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link
All-female Weird Al tribute called Weird Aly Yankochick
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
That's a more terrible idea.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
dress made of injera
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Monday, 27 September 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
lol
― typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link
a new twist on yoko ono's classic Cut Piece
― typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link
Reviving the "another think coming" thread.
― ledge, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link
The vegan counterpart of Lady Gaga's meat dress?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link
salad merkin
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/aCcAAOSwFBJgz4tH/s-l500.jpg
― a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link
i always want to click the links you get in those weird gobbledygook spam text messages. so i think there should be kind of a walled garden website you can go to and paste it in to see what it says, without risking your computer
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Monday, 11 October 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link
that's not a terrible idea!
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 01:41 (two years ago) link
well, i mean, there's nothing to be gained by clicking except entertainment but maybe that's enough
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 11:43 (two years ago) link
Go to the library, or a FedEx type place?
― Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 11:51 (two years ago) link
run a virtual machine like VirtualBox or something
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link
actually, sometimes i do wget the url and then view resulting source.
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link
don't tell me my terrible idea already exists!
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link
How about like spam-me.com, where we put you directly in touch with Nigerian princes so you no longer have to wait for your step-uncle to forward you an email chain filled with mystery attachments? By inputting as much personal information into our patented database as humanly possible, we guarantee that your identity absolutely will be stolen within 24 hours.
Shit, given the state of the world these days, you'd probably have a million new sign-ups within the first 24 hours.
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
everybody should be offered free, subsidized kung-fu lessons, and there should be nationally sponsored kung fu tournaments that you can enter to win a million dollars.
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link
Do you mean kung fu like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYoAS76gag
Or like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0wsMoZwdx8
― JRN, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link
both! the more tournaments teh better, encourage all styles
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:05 (two years ago) link
A reboot of 2001 that is done in the style of a circa 2001 comedic action thriller and starring Will Smith. The entire purpose of this in my mind is as a vehicle for Will Smith to deliver the line “Aw HAL nah!”
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link
Reminds of the gag script someone wrote where Dave and Frank speak in actual 2001 slang: "Dave, HAL's been acting real sketch lately..."
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 12:37 (two years ago) link
spacewalk scene presumably soundtracked by All Star
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link
i am loving this terrible idea, merging man alive's irl lol with the script pplains referenced
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:32 (two years ago) link
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, October 13, 2021 9:31 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Walking on the Sun, surely?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
might as well
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link
FOUND IT.
I'm rewriting the dialogue in 2001: A Space Odyssey to more accurately reflect the period it's set in pic.twitter.com/ChAdhtgTQf— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) April 25, 2016
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
"You're toast, monolith!"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link
Mike Myers as Michael Myers
― koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 10:45 (two years ago) link