https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyaKWY9HOc
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 August 2021 14:15 (two years ago) link
Len cover band called Lem, with lyrics based on the Polish science fiction writer
― latebloomer, Friday, 20 August 2021 12:45 (two years ago) link
It dawned on me today that hijacking suburban planning and changing road names to titles of death metal songs/albums would enhance everyone's lives.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:06 (two years ago) link
a vaccine that also turns someone into a hibernating cube for a year and then after ay ear it wears off and they can move about and do things again.
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link
a separate land for those that hibrenate, and they don't know why they're all together
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, August 20, 2021 12:06 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 August 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link
I Cum Blood Boulevard
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 August 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link
This is a disgrace. Suddenly, Crepitating Bowel Erosion Crescent doesn't seem so bad.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 August 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link
Hammer Smashed Face Lane
― latebloomer, Friday, 20 August 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
Slit Yer Guts Street
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 August 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link
I can't give you Reign in Blood, but I can offer
https://i.imgur.com/UBCy8EI.png
― pplains, Friday, 20 August 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link
There is a corner of Compton and Cambria in my town which sounds like a terrible early 2000s mashup release
― joygoat, Saturday, 21 August 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link
Favor House Atlantic, Bitch
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 August 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
Relicking, but for cars
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 2 September 2021 02:19 (two years ago) link
She She Top: Annie Clark and a female Texan rhythm section covering Tres Hombres.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link
Interestingly, this is similar to the bad idea I had this morning, which is remaking Breaking Bad entirely from Skyler's perspective. Now I know some of you may be thinking 'oh, that could actually be a good idea if it were executed properly' but hear me out: I'm talking here about remaking the entire series very improperly and showing, episode-by-episode, what Skyler was up to while her husband was off being a maniac. So like the bottle episode in the meth lab will just be like Skyler grocery shopping or reading a book or whatever.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link
a bicycle with a samurai sword
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link
That episode where she gives birth while Walt is MIA would be an emotional tour de force, total Emmy bait
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link
I want to design one of those baby "activity centers" like this one:
https://images.app.goo.gl/zTpZoaAw4h36cGMM9
but instead make it like a DJ booth with little spinning records and buttons that make airhorn sounds.
― Heez, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link
def not a terrible idea! the quality of musical toys for little kids varies tremendously but the ones that are good are {chef's kiss}
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link
Mozart Cube was incredible.
― Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link
The Wolfgang You Love to Hate
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
a lot of these already exist
https://www.thetot.com/product/plantoys-dj-mixer-board/https://www.amazon.com/Infantino-Spin-Slide-DJ-Panda/dp/B07CZJ7WMV/https://www.adodsons.com/products/dj-mix-spin-studio-by-hapehttps://www.target.com/p/baby-einstein-4-in-1-mix-38-roll-activity-walker-play-center/-/A-79499734https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/DDJ400--pioneer-dj-ddj-400-2-deck-rekordbox-dj-controller
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
yeah but i want something they can spin around in... plus the airhorn button
― Heez, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link
airhorn is key
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
https://www.amazon.co.uk/LeapFrog-Learn-Groove-Activity-Station/dp/B0002C6N16
― kinder, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link
> Relicking, but for cars
like ratrods?
http://cdn.animalhi.com/3008x2000/20121027/cars%20pontiac%20rusted%20rat%20rod%203008x2000%20wallpaper_www.animalhi.com_84.jpg
(not embedded because HUGE)
― koogs, Thursday, 2 September 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link
I know that you can buy decals of bullet holes and key scratches to temporarily make a nice car look like a beater, so as (presumably) to avoid being a tempting target for vandals. Or to make yourself look like a badass.
― Robert Cray-Cray (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 September 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
Tres mujeres as "Easy Top"https://www.facebook.com/easytoppp
https://i.imgur.com/N0Y6oSO.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 2 September 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
I had that idea but it was called XX Top
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 2 September 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
There go my dreams of a Canadian tribute band called Zed Zed Top
― Robert Cray-Cray (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link
All-female Weird Al tribute called Weird Aly Yankochick
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
That's a more terrible idea.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
dress made of injera
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Monday, 27 September 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
lol
― typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link
a new twist on yoko ono's classic Cut Piece
― typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link
Reviving the "another think coming" thread.
― ledge, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link
The vegan counterpart of Lady Gaga's meat dress?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link
salad merkin
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/aCcAAOSwFBJgz4tH/s-l500.jpg
― a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link
i always want to click the links you get in those weird gobbledygook spam text messages. so i think there should be kind of a walled garden website you can go to and paste it in to see what it says, without risking your computer
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Monday, 11 October 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link
that's not a terrible idea!
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 01:41 (two years ago) link
well, i mean, there's nothing to be gained by clicking except entertainment but maybe that's enough
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 11:43 (two years ago) link
Go to the library, or a FedEx type place?
― Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 11:51 (two years ago) link
run a virtual machine like VirtualBox or something
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link
actually, sometimes i do wget the url and then view resulting source.
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link
don't tell me my terrible idea already exists!
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link
How about like spam-me.com, where we put you directly in touch with Nigerian princes so you no longer have to wait for your step-uncle to forward you an email chain filled with mystery attachments? By inputting as much personal information into our patented database as humanly possible, we guarantee that your identity absolutely will be stolen within 24 hours.
Shit, given the state of the world these days, you'd probably have a million new sign-ups within the first 24 hours.
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
everybody should be offered free, subsidized kung-fu lessons, and there should be nationally sponsored kung fu tournaments that you can enter to win a million dollars.
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link
Do you mean kung fu like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYoAS76gag
Or like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0wsMoZwdx8
― JRN, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link