two hits off andrew fucking heaney in seven innings
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 August 2021 02:02 (ten months ago) link
they’re not a bad team. they’re a pretty good team playing badly which is much worse.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 August 2021 06:21 (ten months ago) link
TIL from WEEI tonight about Bobby Dalbec. His walk-up music is the Doors. his dad is an exec at Atlantic. he has an extensive guitar collection and used to hang out with Rob Thomas.
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 September 2021 22:46 (nine months ago) link
tbf after i obliquely shit on him three weeks ago, bobby dalbec hit .339/.431/.774 in august. on a par with
at a loss as to why fangraphs thinks the red sox are 15 games better [than the orioles
― mookieproof, Monday, April 5, 2021 12:05 AM (five months ago)
for my wisest takes of the year. but i will not stop!
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 September 2021 01:36 (nine months ago) link
i’m still not convinced that Large Adult Son can mash against actually good pitchers but yeah, i’m as surprised as anybody
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 September 2021 07:35 (nine months ago) link
Red Sox lineup on the day of Brady's first start:1. José Offerman, 2B2. Darren Lewis, LF3. Trot Nixon, CF4. Brian Daubach, RF5. Morgan Burkhart, 1B6. Scott Hatteberg, DH7. Shea Hillenbrand, 3B8. Doug Mirabelli, C9. Lou Merloni, SSSP: Frank Castillo— OverTheMonster (@OverTheMonster) January 5, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 18:59 (five months ago) link
wow that's a lineup to conjure with. shea hillenbrand was the future once. funny that trot and mirabelli crossed over with guys like offerman, feels like such distinct eras to me.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 11:35 (five months ago) link
tanner houck is sad that, as an unvaccinated asshole named 'tanner', he won't be able to make his upcoming start in toronto
it is, of course, what it is
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 April 2022 01:09 (two months ago) link