Real England

it's a puddle ffs and not even a particularly deep one.

I like them because when I tap-dance through them it cleans the mud off my boots.

singing in the miserable pissy rain

lmao i visited that thamesmead house two days ago, sadly didn't see that graffiti

did you walk through the Woolwich Tunnel to get there? Marvellous tunnel is that. I used to walk through it to .. I can't remember which station but it cut out loads of Northern Line misery on the journey to work and I fucking loved walking through it!

on the same side as thamesmead! was a really excellent circular walk that took in gallions tor, crossness pumping station and marshes, belvedere, lesnes abbey and southmere tho

woolwich tunnel is indeed ace and it took me until this year to get through it. follows the ferry route, nowadays the DLR from woolwich makes the same crossing essentially tho!

Dial A Pint. Bolton, 1970s by Don Tonge.

Photo © Don Tonge. pic.twitter.com/EvPnRKTHao

— British Culture Archive (@britcultarchive) August 17, 2021

Seen in the church next to Whitby Abbey pic.twitter.com/2GeBTWRcOh

— Alice Kelly (@DrAliceKelly) August 29, 2021

lol

But of course they would say that

Signed R.M. Renfield.

pic.twitter.com/kNjL22OIzn

— pictures of the end (@neighbours_wifi) September 14, 2021

I love dead time-machine shops. It's a sometimes very good account but if they want real pictures-of-the-end they should check out Guardhouse estate in Keighley.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/woman-dressed-nun-seen-dancing-5904055

I've copped off with her

the type of story that would be considered not very newsworthy in Hebden Bridge

Not England but... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-58655298

"Anyone who is offered 'Blue WKD' alcohol at a much discounted price is asked to contact police immediately as this may be the stolen alcohol."

Good luck with that one, coppers.

Quick portent update. Ancient symbol of English virtue and purity euthanised by the keepers of order. https://t.co/JPYLZP1wOp

— Alan Finlayson (@ProfAFinlayson) September 27, 2021

You won't see a more British video for a while 😂😂

🎥: adspurr (TT) pic.twitter.com/TkFXcxWUdW

— LADbible (@ladbible) September 27, 2021

I would enjoy that more if I didn't know they were doing an inbetweeners bit

Enjoying the petrol station fights on Twitter at the moment.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/sep/29/uk-fuel-crisis-updates-councils-cut-services-and-fire-chiefs-issue-warning

"Fans of Woking football team found a new fuel-related way to taunt rival Chesterfield fans. As the Surrey side won 3-1 on Tuesday night, the visitors from Derbyshire were greeted with chants of “what a waste of petrol”. Dozens of non-league fixtures were postponed because of fuel shortages"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBQne3_WYAIyT70?format=jpg&name=large

pic taken by Kev the postie on Manchester Rd, Hudds earlier.

i see the local graffiti artist "andrew" couldn't think of a catchy tag

i've been laughing at this literally all day pic.twitter.com/xxE8CBncb8

— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) October 27, 2020

there is ALWAYS this fucking guy

I don't want to sound all Lisa Nandy, but this sort of sneering and genuine hatred among the left of, to be honest, fairly normal people, is actually really bad imo

— Owen (@goonerowen) October 28, 2020

Those are both from 2020?

no one in the kingdom hates the royal family more than this man:

https://i.imgur.com/BWYBIcM.jpg

In the same way Wormtongue hated Theoden, yep

It feels too obvious to say this but they're are feeding on Witchell, right? Dude needs some garlic.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/a/a0/HL1_G-Man.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20210417043139&path-prefix=en

https://zone-skins.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Ji-Man-made-himself-Botox-and-became-more-creepy-2.jpg

pic taken by Kev the postie on Manchester Rd, Hudds earlier.

That would have made a fine entry for Guess The City

pic.twitter.com/u8BgHHuweZ

— Mental UK Headlines (@MentalHeadline) October 24, 2021

faces on the second photo there are burned into my retinas right now

All Day I Dream About Shoplifting

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59075971

Bettter..

Persistent micro pig, who escaped his enclosure to mate with sows next door, becomes father to 71 piglets https://t.co/Fu0s88qaHL

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) October 28, 2021

Map shows the best-selling English artists by county of origin. Source: https://t.co/8H0WdzGGSn pic.twitter.com/kr81Mb2jsc

— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) November 11, 2021

On county maps it always looks like Warwickshire is fellating the West Midlands (Coventry being the glans)

Particularly if you look at them upside down

What's the county which appears to have no selling artists at all? Above Northamptonshire? Is that Rutland?

Genuinely amazed that Little Boots is on there, I had no idea.

Jethro Tull are from Blackpool surely?

My mum bought a dog from Jethro tulls drummer when we lived in Bedfordshire, that's all I know

Rutland, yes. Other than The Rutles you can take your pick from this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:People_from_Rutland

"Sam Carter is a British guitarist, singer and songwriter, originally from the English Midlands but more recently based in Sheffield.[1] He has released four albums of mainly original material which..."

... have registered no sales at all. Not even one.

ELP's first actual show was in plymouth (they drove there in a van they bought from yes)