What in God's Green Goodness Are We Up To In Afghanistan?

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just jokes, but couldn't resist:

when they knock on Left's front door
how are they gonna come
with their hand on their keyboard
or the trigger of their gun

Captain Beefart (PBKR), Monday, 16 August 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link

it's fucking disgusting

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 bookmarkflaglink

It's the future.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 August 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

well, one future. it's the one Sanpaku's been prophesying for some time.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link

guardian explains it all

The Guardian explaining Taliban to the zoomers. Strong distopia vibes. pic.twitter.com/IFiVGKwpi1

— Tadej Štrok (@tadejstrok) August 16, 2021

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 16 August 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link

^ All very factual, but I'd quibble with the statement that 'in August, as western troops began to leave the Taliban started taking over territories'. They already controlled about 90% of the territory of Afghanistan when the summer started. They were simply mopping up the last remaining military resistance, which was nearly non-existent once foreign troops left.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 16 August 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

started assembling a list of all the people I blame for the situation in Afghanistan. started off small with Reagan, both George Bushes, Brezhnev, Andropov, the CIA, the KGB, ISI, the Pakistani Army, Dostum, Hekmatyar, all of the Haqqanis, Osama bin Laden, Tony Blair,

— donna respirator (@AliceAvizandum) August 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 August 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link

Didn’t the Carter Admin start arming the mujahedeen?

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 August 2021 21:13 (two years ago) link

the british army was instigating coups there as far back as the 19th century iirc. it’s been an almost unbroken chain of war and meddling. (that’s not to de-emphasize the responsibility this current crop of meddlers have.)

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

What a vermin

We went to Afghanistan almost 20 years ago with clear goals: get those who attacked us on September 11, 2001—and make sure al Qaeda could not use Afghanistan as a base from which to attack us again.

We did that—a decade ago.

Our mission was never supposed to be nation building.

— President Biden (@POTUS) August 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 August 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

was listening to some ghoul on the bbc earlier talking about how bad this is in terms of reputational damage to the Biden administration/US prestige _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_

calzino, Monday, 16 August 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link

The Russian Czarist government was also meddling in Afghanistan in the 19th century. The British called the imperialist struggle between them and Russians over control of central Asia "The Great Game".

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 16 August 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link

This is from the now former head of the Afghan central bank

3/There were multiple rumors that directions to not fight were somehow coming from above.

This has been repeated by Atta Noor and Ismael Khan.

Seems difficult to believe, but there remains a suspicion as to why ANSF left posts so quickly. There is something left unexplained https://t.co/1VnNl7QpRI

— Ajmal Ahmady (@aahmady) August 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 August 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

The terrorists keep posting Ws!

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Monday, 16 August 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link

they have automatic rifles https://t.co/b82sAbP06x

— Owl-Avenger (@lionel_trolling) August 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 August 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link

I don't think the Biden speech was bad? It's rare for a president to acknowledge failure and piss off the Beltway national security establishment. It was more than Ild have gotten from Obama, who believed the generals.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

In the 19th century Afghanistan was seen as a potential soft underbelly for a Russian incursion into British India and that was a bigger curse for a poor agrarian country in that region back then than having shitloads of oil/mineral wealth in the 20th century.

calzino, Monday, 16 August 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

It's rare for a president to acknowledge failure

But in the tweet he is considering it a success.

nashwan, Monday, 16 August 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link

It was implicit in the tweet that not recognizing the completion of the mission "a decade ago" was a failure.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 16 August 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link

I thought the Biden speech was decent, if a little ineloquent. But maybe it's just refreshing to hear the 'buck stops here' stuff again after the trump debacle

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 16 August 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

It was implicit in the tweet that not recognizing the completion of the mission "a decade ago" was a failure.

― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, August 16, 2021 3:22 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yes, when he was vice president

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 16 August 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

Worth noting that while American media has coughed up every hack general and NSA spook decrying what's happened, the American public hasn't budged. Opposition to Middle East policy and perhaps foreign adventures generally is the last remaining bipartisan point of solidarity.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2021 22:54 (two years ago) link

yes, when he was vice president

hence Alfred saying it's rare for a president to acknowledge failure

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:29 (two years ago) link

Since he didn't send in a MEF, I'll cut Sleepy Joe some slack.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link

Please RETWEET if you agree that America owes a debt of loyalty and honor to those Afghans who served as translators and aides to US forces in Afghanistan over the last 20 years, and that we must grant them visas and evacuate them from the country immediately to save their lives. pic.twitter.com/60HpASqWRy

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) August 14, 2021

I'm surprised this dumbass didn't make it a Minions meme

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 04:48 (two years ago) link

More terrorist videos.

pic.twitter.com/xFYRk2QLl8

— Yall hear that (@BloodsareCrips) August 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 07:08 (two years ago) link

In Afghanistan we are seeing the reality of what it means to flee. The world changes overnight. You grab what you can and run. If a smuggler says "I can get you to safety" you put your life in his hands and you pay what you can. There is no form to fill and no queue to join.

— Satbir Singh 🧡 (@SatbirLSingh) August 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 07:29 (two years ago) link

"I don't think the Biden speech was bad? It's rare for a president to acknowledge failure and piss off the Beltway national security establishment."

What about the thousands of Afghan civilians killed? Any thoughts on those?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 07:50 (two years ago) link

Is that part of "The Great Game"?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 07:51 (two years ago) link

the function of this speech isn't a maoist struggle session where 46 fesses up before his accusers to all the wrongs and cruelties of his predecessors and the policies of the war-machine he heads, it's to connect with and firm up the two thirds or so of the US voting public who wanted out, and to begin to shunt some small part of the kneejerk commentariat and the blob so-called in the direction of acknowledging this withdrawal as (i) a fait accompli and (ii) medium-term good not bad

in realpolitik terms the evident ugly downside of this is that even acknowledging let alone dwelling on continued humanitarian issues is instantly to offer up hostages to mission-creep back in, to garrison-think and recapture-and-protect: and we're already hearing these noises, because humanitarian rhetoric has been so deeply invaded and distorted in washington and elsewhere by the all-war-all-the-time factions (who are in some confusion currently but hardly diminished in presence or media access)

there's a case for team biden saying "this is a good speech" exactly (and only?) bcz clear positive audience response helps with this firming-up aspect -- turning the us public a little further away from global adventurism fingers x-ed (well, also i suppose bcz it burns the piss of various anti-isolationist uk melts and ghouls lol, tho i acknowledge this is a v trivial and parochial and shallow concern). basically the bit that's good is him saying something clearly adjacent to "we're bad at this shit and from now on we should cut it out"

mark s, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 09:58 (two years ago) link

The people who thought Joe Biden gave a great speech are the same people who thought American Beauty was a great movie.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) August 16, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:00 (two years ago) link

humanitarian rhetoric has been so deeply invaded and distorted in washington and elsewhere by the all-war-all-the-time factions (who are in some confusion currently but hardly diminished in presence or media access)

The most grotesque development of the last twenty years.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:02 (two years ago) link

yeah, I have no answer to the current situation but samantha powering our way out of this is not my preferred route

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:12 (two years ago) link

To acknowledge the thousands of civilians killed and to talk of a plan in place to safeguard Afghans whose lives are in danger so that more aren't killed should be part of the speech or of that tweet instead of nonsense around Afghans not wanting to fight lol.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:15 (two years ago) link

Notice anything about this picture of people escaping in a US plane? No women...odd...? https://t.co/VfgbSTHHKE

— Polly Toynbee (@pollytoynbee) August 17, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:27 (two years ago) link

Massively weird to lie about it.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:31 (two years ago) link

today i saluted the afghanistan vet who lives on my floor and said "Suck My Dick Sir! Mission Failed" then went home and dead lifted 300lbs

— wint (@dril) August 17, 2021

calzino, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:34 (two years ago) link

nnt's brane moving along the same channel (possibly in the opposite direction):

The gym of the Presidential Palace in Kabul.
Not a single Taliban tried to deadlift. One of them pressed ~50 lbs. Tells you something about the strength of the other side. https://t.co/atIZVWBlMb

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) August 16, 2021

mark s, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 11:10 (two years ago) link

like you need to be ripped and be able to bench 90 with your dick to fire an automatic weapon!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link

I was watching Hearts and Minds the other night, lots of the conscripted US soldiers looked average build and not particularly ripped, it didn't prevent them from becoming genocidal killing machines.

calzino, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 11:28 (two years ago) link

Interesting thread on Sharia law

A thread about the Taliban & sharia law. Everyone knows the Taliban run a brutal and oppressive legal system. But there are different ways a legal system can be bad and understanding how the Taliban's is bad, and how it isn't, is crucial for understanding their enduring appeal 1/

— James E. Baldwin (@james_e_baldwin) August 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 11:46 (two years ago) link

Massively weird to lie about it.
🐦[Notice anything about this picture of people escaping in a US plane? No women...odd...? https://t.co/VfgbSTHHKE🕸
— Polly Toynbee (@pollytoynbee) August 17, 2021🕸]🐦


This was deleted. Was it the photo from 2018? Is the guardian worse than it used to be?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link

i think there's a fair chance the 2018 photo is the one she was was actually responding to and no one picked it up till too late (opinion writers aren't fact-checked particularly closely)

mark s, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

Biden’s speech was bad. It’s not the Afghans’ fault that the occupation was a giant grift for military contractors. It’s stupid to think we could help them build a competent administrative state while engaging in corrupt practices ourselves. Passing the blame unto them is not just hypocritical but evil.

Evil too is the impulse to demonize the refugees. The US needs to accept every Afghan who wants to come over. It is our fault that the Taliban is not only back in charge, but more powerful than ever.

treeship., Tuesday, 17 August 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link

Worth reading: especially note Fair’s point that 80-90% of US investment in Afghanistan ended up back in US economy, siphoned by contractors https://t.co/vt8ulq3wTU

— James Millward 米華健 (@JimMillward) August 17, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 16:27 (two years ago) link

Evil too is the impulse to demonize the refugees. The US needs to accept every Afghan who wants to come over. It is our fault that the Taliban is not only back in charge, but more powerful than ever.

― treeship., Tuesday, August 17, 2021 11:22 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

US, Canada and Europe should welcome all refugees of course. But the Talibans are back because the Talibans are back, they had most of the country under their thumb before 9/11, they would be in power today if the US had never intervened, today they are hundreds of thousand of them, they regrouped, found weaponry and allies and have a much better understanding of Afghani culture than the Americans ever tried to have. It would be good to see some movements and their origins not as residual failures of American foreign policy but like as a real human active force that have their own reasons to oppose imperalism and impose their views of society and politics at home, they did pretty much the same to the Soviet Union.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

those pesky talibans

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real human active force

this alone is proof you have no idea what you're talking about

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link

Well explain why then.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link

Heather Cox Richardson from today: "It strikes me that some of the same people currently expressing concern over the fate of Afghanistan’s women and girls work quite happily with Saudi Arabia, which has its own repressive government, and have voted against reauthorizing our own Violence Against Women Act. Some of the same people worrying about the slowness of our evacuation of our Afghan allies voted just last month against providing more visas for them, and others seemed to worry very little about our utter abandonment of our Kurdish allies when we withdrew from northern Syria in 2019. And those worrying about democracy in Afghanistan seem to be largely unconcerned about protecting voting rights here at home.
Most notably to me, some of the same people who are now focusing on keeping troops in Afghanistan to protect Americans seem uninterested in stopping the spread of a disease that has already killed more than 620,000 of us and that is, once again, raging."

sleeve, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link


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