"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him." Franchy & Tanner ARE your 2021 Boston Red Sox

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feel bad for valdez, i’ve always liked him, but yeah that was pretty fucking satisfying

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 August 2021 05:41 (ten months ago) link

diff between 4 and 6 back feels pretty big

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 August 2021 05:42 (ten months ago) link

nothing has the healing power of three at home against the orioles

send them to florida to play icu patients

mookieproof, Sunday, 15 August 2021 23:56 (ten months ago) link

seriously. :( their last two starting pitchers are like 1-13 combined or something.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 06:00 (ten months ago) link

i looked it up, 3-20.

akin gave up three runs in 4 innings - which lowered his ERA.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 06:03 (ten months ago) link

two hits off andrew fucking heaney in seven innings

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 August 2021 02:02 (ten months ago) link

they’re not a bad team. they’re a pretty good team playing badly which is much worse.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 August 2021 06:21 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

TIL from WEEI tonight about Bobby Dalbec. His walk-up music is the Doors. his dad is an exec at Atlantic. he has an extensive guitar collection and used to hang out with Rob Thomas.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 September 2021 22:46 (nine months ago) link

tbf after i obliquely shit on him three weeks ago, bobby dalbec hit .339/.431/.774 in august. on a par with

at a loss as to why fangraphs thinks the red sox are 15 games better [than the orioles

― mookieproof, Monday, April 5, 2021 12:05 AM (five months ago)

for my wisest takes of the year. but i will not stop!

mookieproof, Monday, 6 September 2021 01:36 (nine months ago) link

i’m still not convinced that Large Adult Son can mash against actually good pitchers but yeah, i’m as surprised as anybody

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 September 2021 07:35 (nine months ago) link

four months pass...

Red Sox lineup on the day of Brady's first start:

1. José Offerman, 2B
2. Darren Lewis, LF
3. Trot Nixon, CF
4. Brian Daubach, RF
5. Morgan Burkhart, 1B
6. Scott Hatteberg, DH
7. Shea Hillenbrand, 3B
8. Doug Mirabelli, C
9. Lou Merloni, SS
SP: Frank Castillo

— OverTheMonster (@OverTheMonster) January 5, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 18:59 (four months ago) link

wow that's a lineup to conjure with. shea hillenbrand was the future once. funny that trot and mirabelli crossed over with guys like offerman, feels like such distinct eras to me.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 11:35 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

tanner houck is sad that, as an unvaccinated asshole named 'tanner', he won't be able to make his upcoming start in toronto

it is, of course, what it is

mookieproof, Monday, 18 April 2022 01:09 (two months ago) link


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