Q is Joe Biden, another non-US Politics thread (Q Anon, Qanon, Q_anon, Joe Biden is Q)

you better say "amen" after the really big dumb thing happens

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There's a conspiracy guy online whose blog I used to read occasionally fifteen years ago or so, in part because even among "crazy internet conspiracy dudes" he stuck out as being especially deranged. Out of curiosity I googled him earlier this year, and he still maintains an online presence and is still on a daily basis predicting IMMINENT takeover by the satanic nephilim reptoids/NWO who are going to hurl us all into FEMA camps. He's been predicting this unceasingly for almost two decades now.

Part of me is surprised that he hasn't harmed anyone yet -- he would regularly take pictures of people at stores or other public places and post them on his blog, insisting that they are reptoids who live to eat babies, etc. He was always anti-vax, but now of course even more rabidly so, post-Covid. Back in the day he was I guess more of a generic chemtrails and anti-govt conspiracy guy, but somewhere along the way he became a Trump person, and fundamentalist Christian, not to mention intensely racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, trans-hating, misogynistic, in a way that I don't remember him being before. Like, just clicking all the boxes in terms of being a shitty person. Oh, and he's a flat-earther.

He also sells stuff and begs for money so it's not easy to tell how much is serious mental illness and how much is all part of a grift. But mostly I just feel like it must be incredibly exhausting to feel like ninety percent of phenomena in the modern world is evidence of intensely sinister goings-on. He is morbidly obsessed with "evil" in a way that would give the most extreme caricature of a black or death metal guy pause. But his schtick is so unrelentingly shitty that his personality wards off any empathy you might have for whatever sickness of soul he is dealing with. Even if one were somehow okay with swallowing all of his gross ideological stuff, he is so obnoxiously sanctimonious -- constantly hinting at how special and gifted he is for being able to see how things really are... anyway, reading about that California guy reminded me of him, and how insanely mainstreamed some of those beliefs have become. The guy I'm talking of seemed like such an extreme outlier when I first encountered him, but now some of his stuff is practically doctrinaire Q crap. And again, I'm almost surprised that he hasn't harmed anyone (at least physically?) in the intervening years since I first came across his blog.

Oh come on! No link?

Ha, let me figure out a good way to provide his site info that's not a direct link... for various reasons probably best if he can't trace any unusual new traffic back to this site.

I apologize in advance!

https://inothernewsradio.com/podcast/in-other-news-january-1-2018/

Oh shit I must be a nephil1m, that's why the vaccine didn't damage me. Glad to know that.

Also, I should have just taken a screenshot or something, but whatever. Fuck these guys.

Yeah, if you read his vax screeds not only are they insanely dumb, but also ever-changing and self-contradicting. And sadly I have pieced together enough of his backstory, that it's easy to see how in that interview and on his blog(s) he is constantly changing the narrative of his life. His bullshittery is lazily inconsistent and then some. Though I do believe his story about being shot in the neck by the Feds because he was exposing the truth about chemtrails.

Or throat/fema camps, rather...

In the late 90s he researched and wrote an illustrated and well-documented expose of the then-new concentration camp and mass execution facility network that is in every state and province of North America and on the morning that he was to take the manuscript to a publisher he was shot through the throat by a CIA sniper and quickly drowned in his own blood in front of his family.

His wife got him to a hospital in time to bring him back from the dead but the hammer came down, then, and he was stripped of his horse ranch in the mountains above Pasadena, the successful chain of computer stores he established and ran which were employee-owned, and all of his fancy possessions. His bank accounts and other real assets were frozen, of course, because none of that belonged to him; they were just on loan from his masters.

His wife had to go to work to support the family because every time DB applied for a job the FBI visited the prospective employer and claimed he was an incorrigible felon and would likely harm someone or steal from the company.

The surf instructor story should be much bigger, these people are sick.

The 8th Army thing might be a convoluted reference to the 82nd Airborne?

Well, that's a division; an army is a different level of organization.

The U.S. Eighth Army is apparently the only U.S. army that is still in the field (in Korea), so it's possible that a military-minded crazyperson would equate that with readiness for deployment or extra vigilance. Like, us armchair patriots are mobilized for action, and therefore we share spiritual kinship with the most active of the active military.

Historically there are other possibilities, too:

Eighth Army may refer to:

Eighth Route Army, a Chinese Communist unit that fought against the Japanese during World War II
Eighth Army (France)
8th Army (German Empire), a unit in World War I
8th Army (Russian Empire), a unit in World War I
8th Army (Wehrmacht), a German unit in World War II
Eighth Army (Italy)
Japanese Eighth Area Army
Eighth Army (Ottoman Empire)
8th Guards Army (Russia)
8th Army (RSFSR), a unit of the Red Army during the Russian Civil War
8th Army (Soviet Union)
8th Guards Army (Soviet Union)
Eighth Army (United Kingdom)
Eighth United States Army

I think it has to be rapture-related, in the guy’s mind, and he made it up on the spot because it sounded right. Sometimes evangelicals like to think they’re being literally guided by god, that he’s speaking through them, etc, which leads people to just start...doing things...with the thought that the things they do are temporarily divinely inspired

Maybe that’s one reason Evangelicals love Trump, he’s actually speaking Glossolalia, but it sounds like nonsense English to us heretics.

I really want to work this into song lyrics:

The hammer came down
He was stripped of his horse ranch
In the mountains above Pasadena

It's poetry, really.

Meanwhile, in other slow moving swat-downs of batshit bad actors:

I'm reading the Dominion ruling more carefully this morning. It's early in the litigation, but there are some *bad* signs for Giuliani, Powell, and Lindell.

A thread. (1/10)

— Jan Wolfe (@JanNWolfe) August 12, 2021

Good.

I liked Powell's basic defense: only an idiot would believe what I said

come on, man pic.twitter.com/FXCFhnR1B4

— thirty year old woman yells at cloud (@lolennui) August 12, 2021

Mobius M. Mobius does not approve

wtf can you do with these people?

So this happened at a city board of commissioners meeting regarding masking in schools last week. (Link to board’s original post in comments) pic.twitter.com/vcQ2VxwHsI

— Jerri🌻Jamz (@JerriJamz) August 13, 2021

She read it on the internet

Subtext of her comments to the school board: "I do not have the first clue how the world actually operates outside of my own house, but I have filled that tremendous void with these unshakable convictions."

world's shittiest slam poetry

I really want to work this into song lyrics:

The hammer came down
He was stripped of his horse ranch
In the mountains above Pasadena

Yup, it's really something else. And the entire thing is written in the same breathless, wildly credulous tone.

I don't know why it didn't occur to me at first, but that guy and the Santa Barbara guy are both surfers, in addition to being extreme Christian/reptilian illuminati-obsessed guys who live in the same general part of the world (the horse ranch guy is in Ventura County and not Palo Alto like it says on the podcast link). I have no reason to believe that they know each other, but the parallels are still a little striking.

Some guy with an "evil face" squeezed MyPillow boss Mike Lindell's armpit while taking a selfie, so now right-wing blogs are convinced an assassin tried to do a martial-arts pressure point attack on Lindell's armpit. pic.twitter.com/zPb1wLo3kq

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) August 14, 2021

What's this whole thing the Q types are now going on about 'Community Houses' and the 'elites' taking property?

It's a simple progression from their deep fear that anyone who sees government as an instrument for solving social problems is secretly yearning to recreate the USSR in the USA. It's the usual reflection of basic US political dynamics, as viewed in a badly warped funhouse mirror.

Ok Twitter. Brace yourselves.

I give you Ron Watkins' (née Q, QBert) best @telegram take by far.

Afghanistan is a distraction for the Maricopa county audit. pic.twitter.com/jMqM0kbCoZ

— The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru (@Garrett_Archer) August 16, 2021

It’s a false flag-lowering

Meanwhile

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/joe-rogan-ron-watkins-nerd/

Florida Man!

https://www.logically.ai/articles/exclusive-ghostezra-florida-man-largest-antisemitic-forum

goddammit florida man

Well then.

The San Diego Board of Supervisors meeting tonight featured a litany of deranged anti-vaccers, including Matt Baker. He accused them of violating the Nuremberg Code, called them Nazis with Fauci as Fuhrer, and said “your children and your children’s children will be subjugated.” pic.twitter.com/F9Kx9RHP41

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 18, 2021

similar speech when they made him wash his hair on the last day of camp

I hope they sanitized every last thing he came in contact with, including everything and everyone sprayed by his froth.

Matt Baker.

Also present at the Proud Boys rally that took place in LA last Saturday. pic.twitter.com/96WvX8l6pi

— SDAgainstFash (@SDAgainstFash) August 18, 2021

cosplaytriot

I don't these kooks (like the Q shaman dude) getting their 15 minutes, don't like it one bit

Like

wow maybe

Alex Jones Attacks Trump for Promoting Vaccines: ‘Maybe Trump’s Actually a Dumba**’ https://t.co/85MwWR5wmG

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) August 23, 2021

as ye auld newsgroupies were fond of saying: "pot. kettle."

I missed the asterisks and thought Alex was saying "Maybe Trump is a Dumba"

gonna start calling it anqueefa

The real Q.

time to go anqueefing

that wooq is the worst

Alex Jones is exactly one year older than me but looks 15 years older than me, and also like he ate three people my size.

I'm guessing it's what carrying around all that fucking la-la-la nonsense in his head while coping with the dissonance it provides by actually having to actually, live in the real world, will do to you.

My truther ex-brother-in-law looks a hundred years old and I'm sure it's because he spends all day on boards reading and 'researching' hare-brained, end of the world horseshit.