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I like how he sees the sign with the bear on it, goes "oh yeah" and then turns back the other way.

pplains, Sunday, 8 August 2021 04:57 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://uploads.guim.co.uk/2021/09/16/grizzly.gif

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 September 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

A hunter drove out to the forest one morning. As he neared a bend in the road, he saw a sign that said 'Bear Left', so he went back home.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 18 September 2021 07:20 (two years ago) link

Mountain goat kills grizzly bear

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

Bear sorry she say hi to goat.

nickn, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/flOfWoMPV7

— 🐻 Bear πŸ‚ (@BearPosting) November 6, 2021

Fizzles, Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

β€œOH. MY. GOODNESS.” A 7-Eleven employee near Lake Tahoe captured footage of a bear that decided to pay her store a visit.

Authorities eventually arrived and got the bear to exit the store. https://t.co/D9olsakQg9 pic.twitter.com/ByH46vqlG9

— ABC News (@ABC) November 18, 2021

?

β’Ήβ“‘. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 18 November 2021 12:22 (two years ago) link

Shirt and shoes, c'mon bear

β’Ήβ“‘. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 18 November 2021 12:23 (two years ago) link

Who can resist the roller-grill hot dogs? Not me!

nickn, Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

he just came in for lotto but then she started making a fuss

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

sounds like the woman from Black Bear Gnaws on Delta 15s Seakayak in Berg Bay, Alaska has found a new job

Brad C., Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link

my thought exactly!

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:02 (two years ago) link

This video is sending me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/6gfXC4RdC0

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) November 19, 2021

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 November 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link

A woman in Vernon, New Jersey, had an encounter with a bear you have to see to believe! 🐻 https://t.co/UKayhaMKI4

— CBS New York (@CBSNewYork) November 24, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 November 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eiNKBHB.gif

pplains, Friday, 26 November 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

!!!!

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 November 2021 02:40 (two years ago) link

She's gonna come out that door one night and that bear's gonna be waiting.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 26 November 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Bear say hi to small dogs

Guy fights off a bear trying to get his dogs…Holy Crap! 😳😬🀯🐻 pic.twitter.com/Rws5W1wLbR

— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) January 21, 2022

β’Ήβ“‘. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 January 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link

i know that's just impulse but dude DO NOT DO THAT

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 21:12 (two years ago) link

https://petapixel.com/2022/01/13/photographer-finds-polar-bears-that-took-over-abandoned-buildings/

house of bears greet me

mh, Sunday, 23 January 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

bear say hi to many

A black bear known as Hank the Tank has broken into more than two dozen California homes since July, officials say. Paintballs, bean bags, sirens and Tasers cannot keep the 500-pound animal from seeking leftover pizza and other food. https://t.co/um5y7p2B1L pic.twitter.com/ZlmmzqUVtB

— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 21, 2022

rob, Monday, 21 February 2022 17:45 (two years ago) link

Watch this baby bear take her first bubble bath β€” and get happier and happier as the days go by πŸ› 🐻 @AnimalsAsia pic.twitter.com/wh7ImK2xi2

— The Dodo (@dodo) January 16, 2022

Josefa, Monday, 21 February 2022 17:56 (two years ago) link

Day seven, and they still have no idea I'm a bear. pic.twitter.com/ZyYDNKmQaa

— Jamie Gnuman197... (@JGnuman197) February 28, 2022

Tim, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 11:23 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

WILD VIDEO! Two pigs fought off a bear in #NewMilford. Thankfully, Hammy and Mary are ok! Thanks to Kevin David for the video https://t.co/A1533nAJc9 pic.twitter.com/d8z0UYWPif

— WTNH News 8 (@WTNH) March 18, 2022

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:37 (two years ago) link

Boy, that one pig stopped being so tough as soon as the bear went up on its hind legs.

pplains, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link

Well, the pig only had to be defensive enough to scare the bear away, he wasn't planning to eat the bear.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link

It was brave enough for the pig to hold its ground.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:44 (two years ago) link

Maybe he thought he had the bear on the ropes.

pplains, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:46 (two years ago) link

big elden ring vibes

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 March 2022 04:15 (two years ago) link

that the pig is called "Hammy" suggests this is a pyrrhic victory at best

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 16:03 (two years ago) link

Conventional carnivorous wisdom suggests that pigs prefer being eaten by humans than by bears.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link

Well that's a weight off my mind

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link

i mean pigs like eating each other so.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link

like may be strong there. i don’t know where preference comes into it. but they will eat their young at the drop of a hat (not their own young)

Fizzles, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO pic.twitter.com/8lJ3Ipkgcx

— Matthew Strugar (@MatthewStrugar) April 27, 2022

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 28 April 2022 07:27 (two years ago) link

Circus bear!

β’Ήβ“‘. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 29 April 2022 13:25 (two years ago) link

Polar bear say hi to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FhGOV7fs64

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 12:13 (one year ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBZNl_Xo4nk

BrianB, Friday, 12 August 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

Bear gets high for me.

So rhododendrons have hallucinogenic properties?

nickn, Friday, 12 August 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

This mountain climber fighting off this bear is WILD!!!! 🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯 pic.twitter.com/1XEohWioaP

— Shannonnn sharpes burner (@shannonsharpeee) October 17, 2022

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 October 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

bear say oww to me

Bear gets hit in the nuts and tries to walk it off πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚pic.twitter.com/DMGmu1Yfgv

— Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 (@Stop_Trump20) September 25, 2021

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 November 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cocaine Bear - "Inspired by True Events"

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

In the sense that both bears and cocaine are things that exist, sure.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link

the Austrian bear probably wishes he has some coke

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 December 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link

you guys don't know about the real cocaine bear? he's on display at a mall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)

mh, Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link


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