Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

only marshall law from tekken could take trump down, which is why trump won't even agree to fight him

I'm so sick of that fuckchop, I wish he would choke on a McRib and die die die

Whoops!

BREAKING:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Justice Department tells Treasury to turn over Trump tax returns to Congress.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 30, 2021

Oh ho ho

Now we've got him. At long last. No slipping out this time, Mr. Trum—oh, goddamn it.

A little more

There's a new DOJ memo that says the Treasury Dept. can turn over Trump's tax returns to a House committee: https://t.co/6nMRxSGLNe

But, per ongoing litigation over this, Trump is supposed to get 72-hour notice before it actually happens (aka a window to try to stop it) pic.twitter.com/lLa64QQcLj

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) July 30, 2021

evergreen

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/463/Screen_Shot_2018-10-24_at_11.08.29_AM.jpg

72 hours from now though, THEN he's caught!

"What, me crimes? No, it's the law that's wrong."

Wait I thought he was under audit, perpetually under audit

https://i.imgflip.com/5i4cz3.jpg

but somehow, they just can't find the evidence and prove that he was the most corrupt president in our lifetime, easily outranking nixon. it's just too hard to prove it, i guess. federal law, state law, local law, natural law, lord of the flies, martial law - none of them can contain his genius. he is just too tricky, too smart for anyone to bring down. trump is such a smart guy, he really is. great job law!!

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Covfefe

That isn't cow shit, they're Trump Victory Patties!

Oh look, Trump just announced his next rally. In a cow pasture in Alabama. pic.twitter.com/sGwyHiRy1Y

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 2, 2021

Why doesn't he just keep touring like this? It's clearly what he lovers: the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowds. Just be a headliner, being a president is fucking boring and tedious... better just to wind 'em up, and then golf the next morning.

What else do you believe he is currently doing?

thats all he did in office though, but with the perk of getting to commit unlimited crime

plus, the presidency of the USA is the world's biggest stage, attracting the most attention of anyone on Earth.

But this is where the money's at... funding a super PAC with shadowy bookkeeping, in a cow pasture in Alabama

this Vic Berger video is deeply satisfying, it's long but the whole thing is worth a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFUr6Px99aQ

yes but also a piece of my soul dies every time i watch a vice news video

I know michael wolff is sus or whatever, but “landslide” is a good trashy read. The second impeachment trial was truly odd—castor and schoen were extremely underqualified. At one point wolff says that schoen apologized to trump for something and admitted he was “a wimp, sir” and trump just flew off the handle. “My lawyer’s a wimp? A wimp?” Lmao.

“They should replace the wokesters with Patriots and start winning again. The woman with the purple hair played terribly and spends too much time thinking about Radical Left politics and not doing her job!”

'wokesters'! lol
I'm not sure I would go around attacking others' hair, but that's just me

start winning again

They got Bronze in the Olympics. There's only two spots more winning than that.

America will never be great again with that attitude.

At one point wolff says that schoen apologized to trump for something and admitted he was “a wimp, sir” and trump just flew off the handle. “My lawyer’s a wimp? A wimp?” Lmao.

big Artie Fufkin energy there

KellyAnne was the lone cockroach, the survivor... she probably hid in the ladies room when he was in one of his moods

i'm a wokester, i'm a smoker, i'm a midnight toker

Trump's missing out on a good grift by not forming a shadow government and selling Cabinet spots. Mike Lindell would pay big money to be the True Secretary of State.

Pillow diplomacy

The gov't in exile should ideally be located at Mar-a-Lagoo, and every administration member pays full price

They could have a Cuban Pillow Crisis

urethra highway, I like it https://t.co/QzxoU8uqqs

— kilgore trout, terminal hiccups patient (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 9, 2021

I mean, when these brainless chuds call him the greatest president ever, what "achievements" can they even point to to justify it? His reign was one of pathetic failure and spite and failure and self-sabotage and failure. How Herculean must self-delusion be, to take you that far?

he was the most persecuted, the most attacked

That’s easy, he was the greatest to them because he made them feel validated, and spoke directly to their worst impulses, and affirmed their own feelings of being righteous yet constantly wronged by others. And he clarified a confusing and frightening world into simple dichotomies that made sense and reinforced their tribal inclinations- us vs. them, good vs. evil. And he played up the conspiracy theories, subtle winks and secret codes, making them feel like they were part of something big and secretive and important, like some real life Da Vinci Code shit. In short, he made them feel like they’ve been right all along, and like all the worst things about them, that they’ve always been told were bad and should be hidden away or stifled, were actually their greatest virtues.

I mean, tbf, he did make America great again, even if he failed to do it again again.

Dropped that corporate tax rate from 35 to 21 % along with many other tax perks for the executive classes. Who gives a shit about the rest, the plebs are easily led by the piper.

Greatest economy the world has ever seen iirc
But obv epistaphanus is correct. HL Mencken "downright moron" quote n all.

He built THE WALL... he said he was gonna do it, and he did it!

It blew over, and destroyed tribal lands and desert habitat, and it wasn't finished or properly funded, and kids with backpacks can shimmy over it with ease... but he did it!

He was so badly mistreated and yet he won, I mean we won

The real wall was the one he helped us build between ourselves.

he built a wall of his own feces

He rewrote the Quixote word for word on the Wall, and still it became his story.

affirmed their own feelings of being righteous yet constantly wronged by others.

This showed up from a friend of a friend on FB today:

I AM TIRED and It is time for me to vent, please allow me to share my thoughts with you!
I’ve worked hard all my life, most times I put in 60-80+ hours a week, sometimes holding down three jobs. I sacrificed being away from my family for days, and sometimes weeks at a time, to provide for them! I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. I juggled being a father, a husband, a grandfather, a teacher, a bus driver, a business owner, a community servant, an elected official, a friend, and an employee. It wasn’t always easy. I'm no saint, but I DID IT, and I made sacrifices to do it. Sometimes I missed my wife’s, children’s, and grandchildren’s birthdays, school functions, or being able to spend holidays with them! I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic, sometimes to people that have sacrificed nothing.
I'm tired of being told that the government will take the money that I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people that are too lazy to work!
I'm tired of being told that I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which I am not allowed to debate.
I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers, and politicians of all parties, talk like their opinions really matter to the common person.
I’m tired of any of these people even pretending that they can relate to my life and circumstances!
I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, whether they are rich, OR poor.
I’m upset that I’m labeled as a racist because I am proud of law enforcement and believe in border security!
I’m tired of being told that I need to accept the latest fad, or politically correct stupidity, of befriending a group that is intent on killing me, because I won’t convert to their religion, or their laws.
I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions, especially the ones that want me to fund it.
I'm tired of hearing them blame their problems on discrimination, or the government.
I’m also tired of hearing that, because I believe in putting America First, that I’m a racist.
I’m tired of hearing that if I believe in Legal Immigration of Immigrants, that I’m cruel, bigoted, insensitive, uncaring, racist and an elitist, just to name a few.
Yes, I'm really tired.
But, I'm also glad to be in the second half of my life.
Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world that these people are creating.
I am thankful that I'm on the way out, and not on the way in.
I just hate knowing that my children and grandchildren will have to face this screwed up world, which can only be redeemed by putting God back in our homes, schools, and country😪😪😪🙏🙏🙏🇺🇸
There is no way that these thoughts will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
Surely, the politically correct Facebook cops will try to quiet us.
If you're “tired” too, feel free to copy and paste.

"I’m tired of being told that I need to accept the latest fad, or politically correct stupidity, of befriending a group that is intent on killing me, because I won’t convert to their religion, or their laws.
...
But, I'm also glad to be in the second half of my life.
Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world that these people are creating.
I am thankful that I'm on the way out, and not on the way in."

glad this person's on the way out!

I juggled being a father, a husband, a grandfather, a teacher, a bus driver, a business owner, a community servant, an elected official, a friend, and an employee.

Sure you did.

listing out a bunch of totally common roles like he's working 10 jobs at once

"There is no way that these thoughts will be widely publicized"

I've literally heard this same screed, with slight variations, hundreds of times in the past few years alone.

I avoid posting on the annoying phrases thread, but I am tired of "I am tired"