L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

there is nothing in the trunk

I mean, we've seen enough of these wacky Grover houses to which it's probably not even worth it to share each one we find.

But, it was around these photos in the gallery when I started experiencing vertigo and other signs of a possible stroke.

https://i.imgur.com/poJT05r.png

https://i.imgur.com/DEAYE9C.png

escheresque

you left out the hanging framed box fans

By that point, I was all, "I dunno, maybe this is normal and I'm the outlier."

wow i didn't expect it to be THAT bad. it looks like it was built all from salvage building supplies. so many different browns. really disorienting.

More and more I am convinced the Winchester Mystery House is not so unique.

trying to think of a new place to move in the next 5 years or so and i confess to thinking "oh i could easily afford this" and hoping it would be a good house before seeing the pictures

high property taxes though, clearfield pennsylvania? not what i was expecting

now my dream is to be the first person to actually buy a house that appears on this thread

https://www.movoto.com/flushing-ny/77-36-main-st-apt-3-c-flushing-ny-11367-484_1950912/for-sale/

I guess you could warm your feet by the fire. THE MOMENT YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER

barn doors are the scourge of the earth

They just seem lazy. Wood curtains.

https://i.imgur.com/qI14vuT.png

Just a normal sink, ok? Just a regular goddamm sink that doesn't have the faucet sticking out of a mirrored wall or a bowl that looks more like the crapper than the actual crapper. Does the giant hanging ornament have something to do with the sink's function? What if I'm shaving and I need to sweep some of the whiskers into the sink. I know it's not good for the pipes, but for fuck's sake, let me be the one to figure that out.

what the fuck

ran across this one. loooooooooooong couch, for all my friends
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/e7bffda1e987caddf01380d9011c25b9-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/9e5e9fa5c08c54f508ff60f9dad29cf4-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/f7df85a9ffadaf9ccc56d77be48668da-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

here is the whole listing https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Deep-Run-Ct-Cockeysville-MD-21030/36395466_zpid/
incredibly ugly exterior. looks like a hospital. i checked and yes it is owned by a doctor. a urologist!

A urologist, you say? In Cockeysville?

lol

The whole vibe makes it feel more ideal as a dormitory for influencers instead of a comfortable home. Also, is that a didgeridoo I see?

(slide 12)

Seriously thought it was a clinic lobby too at first.

Got a weirdly shaped co ch! The only missing is ... !

https://i.imgur.com/WSNVzN9.png

Why, you could probably piss all over this room and not a ruin a thing.

When you can't help but take your work home with you.

https://i.imgur.com/E0sqBan.png

https://i.imgur.com/AS42K6C.png

https://i.imgur.com/XH6vEYv.png

I love the office phone in every room.

xxp That's definitely the orgy room.

Long circle couch reminds me of '70s conversation pits, which I love. Needs more colour, though.

Wait, there are steps down. It *is* a conversation pit. Yessss.

You guys spotted the wipe-clean orgy room, but you missed the sex swing.

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/4e9cf5ecc3f132a6bbfa9598872d80f5-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

I love conversation pits too, but it could be deeper, for deeper conversations.

This isn't really a house house, more like an AirB&B type deal.

But that said, WHY WOULD YOU HANG THAT PHOTOGRAPH inside one of the bedrooms?

https://i.imgur.com/qK8xpZR.png

what am i looking at?

https://i.imgur.com/SH60Tw5.jpg

lol tyvm

ok that's funny i couldn't see the photo, i had wanted to post a series of pictures "for laffs" and that was one of them! another was the "putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'" photo

Never forget.

this twitter account reminded me of this thread

https://twitter.com/SellingAMirror

House I grew up in had a conversation pit. I liked how it looked, along with the inference that social interaction is crucial enough to warrant a dedicated room in a small house. But I couldn't sit in there without worrying that someone from the raised area surrounding it would step back and accidentally fall in. The top of the couch seatbacks weren't much higher than the floor, and if you put a railing or kneewall up to prevent inward falls it spoils the effect.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1777-Calle-Poniente-Santa-Barbara-CA-93101/15892544_zpid/?mmlb=g,16

Starts off as just annoyingly "whimsical" but proceeds to wtf around photo 12/13

i like this! i mean i'm not capable of making my house like this but i'd live here.

oh wow. I've often wondered what I'd find on some of those roads that dead end at Elings, and this does not disappoint. looks like jimmy j art extruded into 3D space.

Harbl how could you even be in that bathroom? I would have a seizure I think.

it's really beautiful tile work... craftsmanship (and lots of beautiful tile for that matter) feels wasted on the whimsy of what they're going for

The bathroom is like being in an aquarium with fish and sea otters.

???

it is like that only because the sea otters would die in an aquarium, and this sight could make one vomit.

an old ass bungalow for 1 mil, only in california

i prefer an old ass bungalow to the not-as-old-ass textured stucco exterior of most california homes