Jeff Bezos wants to take you into SPAAAAAACE!

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loooooooooooooool Karl

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 July 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

Neanderthal, you should pitch this as a series

i would like it to be one of those series where episode 6 is entirely about the day there was a substitute choir teacher

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 July 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

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this is a great line btw

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 July 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

Part of a historic bridge in the Netherlands will be dismantled so that a superyacht built for Amazon’s founder, Jeff Bezos, can pass through the river that flows through Rotterdam, the city said on Thursday.

Netty Kros, a spokeswoman for the city of Rotterdam, said that the middle part of the 95-year-old Koningshaven Bridge would be removed this summer so that the sailing yacht could pass. The bridge, known locally as “De Hef,” will then be restored, potentially on the same day, she said.

Mr. Bezos’s yacht should be able to fit under all the other bridges in Rotterdam, Ms. Kros said. She did not have an estimate of how much the deconstruction would cost but said that the shipbuilder, not residents of Rotterdam, would pay.

There will not be any structural changes to the bridge, Ms. Kros said, adding that the city had to weigh the economic benefits of having the yacht built in Rotterdam and the jobs that would create.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:28 (two years ago) link

posted this in the Amazon thread before I saw this. Jesus christ that last line :(

rob, Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:07 (two years ago) link

yeah I wasn't sure which thread was best for this depressing example of modern capitalism, lots of options!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:08 (two years ago) link

what gets me is it is both a depressing example of modern capitalism and of almost comically feudalistic insanity

rob, Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:14 (two years ago) link

lords of the manor: the original job creators

rob, Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:15 (two years ago) link

yeah this sort of thing was par for the course for early modern royalty. like if the princess was travelling with her 250-person retinue it would simply be understood that if he had to a truly gracious host would dismantle an exterior wall in order to carry her bed into the best room of the house

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 22:45 (two years ago) link

It's really the fault of Rotterdam's founders for not anticipating that a future billionaire's mega-yacht might need to get through, sheesh

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 February 2022 23:22 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8

organ doner (ledge), Friday, 17 November 2023 13:57 (five months ago) link


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