Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name

i don’t know enough about the beats to distinguish them stylistically but i anything even slightly adjacent is hard for me to bear (eg lou reed, patti smith) I don’t understand that version of cool whatsoever. also not a big fan of men who kill women in general

^I'll remember that if I ever need a new reason to write off/pointedly ignore Chappaquiddick Skyline.

Wait who killed women

Donald Fagen

Left seems really annoying

Burroughs killed his wife

Fagen's?

So that's what Do It Again is about

Sometimes I try to imagine having a conversation with a person like that in real life and I shudder.

Fagen does seem like a prick, it's true

Like I said, I've never actually done this, but among the off-putting names that probably marred my enjoyment of the music upon discovering it, be it only for a split-second, I could cite

Aerosmith
American Football
Arctic Monkeys
The Band
British Sea Power
The Flying Burrito Brothers
Jefferson Airplane
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Megadeth
The Modern Lovers
Modest Mouse
Of Montreal
The National
Roxy Music
Soft Machine
Sonic Youth
Steely Dan
Supertramp
Thin Lizzy
Yo La Tengo

I like most of these bands btw.

My friend's dad thinks Roxy Music are called Sexy Music.

Megadeth is the perfect name for Megadeth.

Most of those are good band names. No accounting for taste I suppose.

puddle of mudd
alice in chains
staind

i still wanna know who killed Donald Fagen's wife

We were promised jet packs for sure fuck those people idc if they sound like Alice Coltrane never hearing a note

Most of those are good band names. No accounting for taste I suppose.

The Modern Lovers, Roxy Music and Sonic Youth are three band names I've always thought were really good, specifically. And yeah, I'm not really into Supertramp, Aerosmith, Thin Lizzy or Megadeth but they're pretty good for what they are too.

British Sea Power is a terrible name, no arguments.

We were promised jet packs for sure fuck those people idc if they sound like Alice Coltrane never hearing a note

― kurt schwitterz, Friday, July 23, 2021 10:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Here, let me make that worse for you:

“The name came about after we heard a Ricky Gervais podcast,” explains Palmer. “The actual quote was ‘We were promised hovercrafts’ but we thought jetpacks sounded cooler.”

Any band name with 'Music' in it is a no-no in my book ('The Music' are the worst offenders).

Was about to lay harder into We Were Promised Jetpacks but just discovered they were another high-school band who stayed together, which seems to be the case with a lot of the worst band names. God knows what name I’d have come up with at that age.

hope no one makes fun of my band Ricky Gervais Podcast

a few locals that I refuse to listen to....

Dismembering the Carcass (oh neat you mashed up two famous metal bands into one)
Catcher AND the Rye (not convinced they don't think that's the actual title of the book and not them being 'clevar')

imagining the lead singer dressed up like mike piazza and the surrounding bandmembers dressed up as bundles of grain

honestly that would rekindle my interest

Carcass in the Rye would be OK
Dismembering the Catcher also acceptable

catchers should always be dismembered

Any band name with 'Music' in it is a no-no in my book ('The Music' are the worst offenders).

They were originally called Roxy but there was an American band with the same name.

Luckily they didn't end up being called Roxy England

The London Roxy
Roxy UK

Oh god, we were spared well.

Roxy Music much better than just Roxy imo

Definitely.

In November 1970, Bryan Ferry, who had just lost his job teaching ceramics at a girls' school for holding impromptu record-listening sessions

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall.

Ugh my hot teddy boy teacher is making us listen to Xenakis again

I suspect that ceramics class was somewhat oversubscribed.

Beabadoobee is really the most impressively awful name I've encountered in some time. Maybe since Hoobastank?

JUST IN: Mega Bog

toiletcore

i actually love the name mega bog

It's kinda cute. My cousin has a (now in her thirties) kid named Meg, and called her Megabug when she was a little one. And of course we haven't let either one of them live that down.

"Roxy Music" is perfect for them and their sound.

I remember going to a friends' family's Christmas get-together one evening. Everyone was getting pissed and doing Playstation karaoke. It was mine and the patriarch's turn to do a song together, so we picked "Love Is The Drug". The Dad's big lunk of a son, 30 going on 17, goes up to him: "Dad! Dad! What you gonna sing?". Dad tells him: "I think we're going to go for some Roxy Music". Son: "What the fuck is that?"

Just one of these exchanges that's stuck in my mind for years, it was more in the delivery of the conversation though

i actually love the name mega bog

Unfortunately to anyone in the UK, a bog is another word for a lavatory. It's even worse in Australia though where it apparently means 'the act or an instance of defecating'.

wow i’m even more into mega bog now that i know it means mega toilet in the uk

I knew this but i'm sure nobody is surprised that I know of all of the names for toilet giving my posting history

Cludgie?

I was not familiar with the Australian term "dunny" until I watched the show Mr Inbetween.

The actual fuck is 'PinkPantheress' lmao

sounds like a marijuana product with millennial aesthetic packaging?

misread that as Pink Parentheses