shoes are terrible

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useless toes?! have you ever needed to pick up a pencil that fell to the ground? if you ban shoes and socks, you just pick it up with your little primate toefingers and smoothly pass them to your hands

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

also think about a situation where you're hanging off a cliff by _only your toes_

bet you'd respect toes more after that!

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

snakes seem to do better than this asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm24TJsS7VA

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

as a compromise i might accept tentacle toes

person (cat), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

“zis snek iz ubset wid me!” exclaims dude dangling a snake by its tail

person (cat), Thursday, 15 July 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Ey5vrmH.jpg

Need more

calstars, Thursday, 15 July 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Nzn5dXl.jpg
Sensible

calstars, Saturday, 17 July 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link


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