Elon Musk

One of the founders of dogecoin had a good thread yesterday

Cryptocurrency is like taking the worst parts of today's capitalist system (eg. corruption, fraud, inequality) and using software to technically limit the use of interventions (eg. audits, regulation, taxation) which serve as protections or safety nets for the average person.

— Jackson Palmer (@ummjackson) July 14, 2021

Reminder: Elon Musk's conflict with Tesla's founders started over publicity. Not engineering, strategy, or product design, but the credit Elon got (or didn't) in a New York Times story. Just a few weeks after sending these emails he began a PR offensive that has never ended. pic.twitter.com/XKrWn1hMKR

— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) July 14, 2021

We have almost all the pieces needed for humanoid robots, since we already make robots with wheels

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 20, 2021

THIS JUST HAPPENED I’M NOT KIDDING$TSLAQ pic.twitter.com/Ayc9KemaUI

— TC (poorly dancing robot) (@TESLAcharts) August 20, 2021

Imagine just putting a guy in spandex and suddenly 200 tech reporters have to write about how you're building a robot pic.twitter.com/y6hkRC0sO3

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) August 20, 2021

it's real if we think it's real

blood diamond showerthoughts techbro twat

Amazon just released its own robot demo in response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad65spfln8w

can't believe this guy finally did something legit funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3BIrpxu5k

blood diamond showerthoughts techbro twat

I’ve decided that Elon’s grift is now funny to me

he also should probably be in jail for misleading his fans into thinking they don’t have to steer their cars

contradictory, but such is life

that clip is something straight out of one of the On Cinema Oscar Specials

That's grimes

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/aug/29/the-smartest-person-in-any-room-anywhere-in-defence-of-elon-musk-by-douglas-coupland

Embarrassingly bad.

"He's a bad boss? Yeah so he's a dick, aren't we all, and you knew when you applied and stop being so woke" - good job sticking up for the microserfs there doug.

feel like it's time for us as a society to challenge the idea that this guy is some kind of hypergenius when everything he does and says makes him sound dumb as shit

Not really - Teslas are fucking fantastic cars.

did he build them

He brings them to market, as you know.

lol

Douglas coupland? Sheesh

for sure, some of the best engineers on the planet are probably working for Tesla and SpaceX, Elon himself on the other hand seems to have no good car ideas at all. maybe I'm wrong!!

here's a fun story, my little brother owns a Tesla and something got messed up with the security system, idk if he hit the wrong button or something but the car just started freaking out, like honking and flashing lights and all that. apparently when it thinks its getting "broken into" the stereo system also starts playing Trans-Siberian Orchestra at max volume, which you can't turn off. the problem was my brother's wife and his 1-year old son were trapped in the car, and now there's this deafening music playing while my brother literally has to Google how to turn the shit off, and you just know fucking Elon Musk brought that up at some meeting, "ha ha, here is funny idea, also very smart because it disorient the thief, ha ha" and everyone around him is afraid to tell him no so they just start working 90 hour weeks instead of 80 to make it happen, and now my nephew might have hearing damage

Teslas are fucking fantastic cars.

this is objectively false, regardless of what metrics you apply, lagoon has gone into this in great detail upthread

xp apparently this is a holiday light show easter egg? ffs.

think we need to find out why the little frog was trying to steal his own car.

Crap, I pre ordered the new Douglas Coupland last week. Wonder if I can cancel

lmao car software having easter eggs is really powerfully dumb shit

it's a CAR, elon

its probably been mentioned before but one of the absolute dumbest things about the Tesla is that it has its own Mario Kart spin-off game in the center console controlled by the steering wheel...okay, cool novelty, something to do while at a charging station, the idiotic part is when you play it ACTUALLY TURNS THE WHEELS which I am 100% sure was one of Elon's dumbass ideas, like he must've loved the idea of people seeing the tires turn so they could say "Look! He's playing video games!" never once thinking about how 15 minutes of that will create a bald spot on your $600 tire

I was in a used bookstore last month that had 15 copies of Generation X, I wondered when was the last time it had been read for any reason aside from maybe a college class.

Douglas Coupland, Claire Boucher....how many others will fall for this fraud?

Meanwhile, my norcal roads are choked with chodes driving with Autopilot turned on. Hope me and mine don't end up as Tesla ML training data.

two questions:

1. Is Douglas Coupland widely known as a dumbass?
2. Is this the worst thing Guardian ever published?

Ha, just read that Douglas Coupland article, has he always been such an abysmal writer? has he always been so profoundly thick while imagining he's very clever indeed?

Never read any of his famous novels, they must be better than this.

sort of wish someone musters up the strength to answer this screed point by point.

ack I confused Douglas Coupland with Douglas Rushkoff

his novels aren't much better...

Is this still the article from 2013 we’re talking about?

No, I think it was just published this weekend?

Oh god! I clicked the link the other day, saw “Elon musk, 2013” and thought it was the date of the article, rather than the photo credit. My media literacy is declining

Coupland's grift for the past few years has been selling public artworks to developers in Vancouver. The developers get generous zoning exemptions or relief on development fees for including the artworks in their developments and Coupland gets a massive payday. Here's his latest. And here's the background to how the entire building was evicted last year to facilitate this renovation. Some tenants had lived there for almost 30 years.

if that Musk article didn't already convince me was a piece of shit...

I accepted delivery of the Model Y. It’s not without its QC issues but it’s one of the better ones I’ve seen so I accepted delivery.

Panel alignment all around is pretty poor. I have a droopy drivers door, the lift gate isn’t centered, and the panel gaps on it are huge/uneven. pic.twitter.com/dwEg9xWu7U

— Quinn Nelson (@SnazzyQ) September 6, 2021

Also, to those that mocked me for my mismatched aftermarket bumper color on my Model 3, this is on a brand new car straight from Tesla…. pic.twitter.com/nQed4cYqv4

— Quinn Nelson (@SnazzyQ) September 6, 2021

"one of the better ones" jfc people set such a low bar

ya car worse than a hyundai

Last tweet: @meghanntate’s Genesis GV80 puts the interior of the Model Y to shame. Everything is SUBSTANTIALLY nicer. Like, you’d never guess these cars are even remotely the same price point. That said, her power train is not even remotely responsive/fast. pic.twitter.com/cfkL7i221a

— Quinn Nelson (@SnazzyQ) September 6, 2021

the thing about power is past a certain point you cant actually use it, unless you go to the racetrack and most people do not do that, and cars are generally so powerful these days, so if you want to spend a bunch of money on a car why not get one thats actually nice, one from germany

i mean if you think that genesis interior is nice you should check out a mercedes

because it is about their identity as a specific type of cool guy, not just showing how rich they are

saw a post about a guy who got rear-ended and they totaled the new, still not paid-for tesla because a lot of it is made of aluminum? and the poster was still a big tesla fan? but i lost it