crocs santa cruz slip-ons are ideal for that
― beard papa, Thursday, 15 July 2021 02:40 (two years ago) link
the real problem here is feet. you got these perfectly serviceable legs under yr butt and then just past the ankles — i won’t even get into the ankles, fuckin ankles, sheesh — everything goes to hell. SNAKE BODIES FOR EVERYONE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL CONTINUE TO GRUMBLE ABOUT FEET AND THEIR STUPID USELESS AWFUL LITTLE TOES
― person (cat), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link
useless toes?! have you ever needed to pick up a pencil that fell to the ground? if you ban shoes and socks, you just pick it up with your little primate toefingers and smoothly pass them to your hands
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link
also think about a situation where you're hanging off a cliff by _only your toes_
bet you'd respect toes more after that!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link
snakes seem to do better than this assholehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm24TJsS7VA
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link
as a compromise i might accept tentacle toes
― person (cat), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link
“zis snek iz ubset wid me!” exclaims dude dangling a snake by its tail
― person (cat), Thursday, 15 July 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Ey5vrmH.jpgNeed more
― calstars, Thursday, 15 July 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Nzn5dXl.jpgSensible
― calstars, Saturday, 17 July 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link