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that's amazing

i wonder if anyone else in there is famous?

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

the fluoride guy eating the burger looks familiar

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link

look at them eating a burger, sipping their bubble tea, staring, looking at their phones, eating ice cream, thom yorke drinking coffee, looking at their phones, 3 people all standing next to each other on a phone call with each other, staring, and the guy in front who captures the entire scene as a selfie with perfect depth of field

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:21 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

how many schools even have cathode ray televisions in this flatscreen age

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

God is the new gym teacher

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link

GOD: one more deadlift. you can do it.
HUMAN: no i can't, i'm exhausted
GOD: you got this. you got this.
HUMAN: no i don't, god. i can't even stand up straight
GOD: but i made humans with a design that guaranteed that--
HUMAN: godDAM- i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
GOD: fuck. you went there
HUMAN: i'm sorry. it's not vanity. it's reality. i can't lift this.
GOD: fuck you, human. i figured you didn't have what it takes. even though i put it in you.
HUMAN: hey FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU for that.
GOD: ...
HUMAN: i'm sorry, uuugh
GOD: great, "i'm sorry" from the humans. "i'm so sorry! waaaaah! i fucked up! why am i like this?! trite"

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

that one actually makes sense if you imagine that's the anti-vax cult

just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 November 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

🚨🚨NEW MCNAUGHTON JUST DROPPED🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/ldhTYlKTdm

— American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) November 16, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

lol, Teddy would shoot Trump right in the face

Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link

abe is ready to fuck

just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

JFK on the left wing, subtle.

weregoats of boston (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

garrison feuding with scott adams!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJeP3_VWUAc98QS?format=jpg&name=large

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:38 (two years ago) link

what a own

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:39 (two years ago) link

i didn't realize that scott adams pulled a david brooks

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

I for one can't wait to see what happens next.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link

you have three weeks

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link

What font is YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS in? It looks like a Gadzooks t-shirt from the year 2000.

peace, man, Friday, 21 January 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link

Looks vaguely Trekkie.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

God, the "Brandon" thing has become like one of those bad summer camp inside jokes that just takes on a life of its own beyond any meaning it originally had

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 21 January 2022 19:54 (two years ago) link

it is very much the conservative "get in my belly"

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:52 (two years ago) link

Conservative humor is an oxymoron.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:55 (two years ago) link

Our powerful @JewishChron cartoon this week sums up the @amnesty story pic.twitter.com/qEqAkf4SEt

— Jake Wallis Simons (@JakeWSimons) February 3, 2022

soref, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:05 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKxTETQWQAAC4-V?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link

Free speech brings down Society and Democracy?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:09 (two years ago) link

not clear which side that cartoon is taking

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link

i am very confused by both of these cartoons

towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:35 (two years ago) link

apartheid is garbage that amnesty international is dumping? who is the guy?

towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

That cartoon is nonsensical garbage Tim Pool is such a comical piece of shit

There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:14 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I have gotten some questions about the painting in Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s campaign office so here it is, including close ups (seated portrait is by NYT photog Annie Mulligan) https://t.co/TaUq2rPy0Y pic.twitter.com/rsTDVHKBpv

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 28, 2022

lag∞n, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:00 (two years ago) link

getting strong Pawnee town hall mural vibes

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link

this painting answers many questions about the size of my erect penis raised by this painting

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

hes outdone himself, just the shear number of guys

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQj9_ZSXMAYVoxn?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

was not expecting gollum!

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link

"Excuse me, sir, I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

Sir, there’s never a good time for this, but as your financial advisor I do want you to know that this is the perfect time to finalize your will

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link

I think Lenin and Stalin are beefing between each other across the crowd.

jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link

are we supposed to know who mr. shitty blue suit is?

na (NA), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:21 (two years ago) link

The man in the middle represents the modern Christian…a man who must decide whether or not he will stand up for his Christian beliefs. Many are shouting out to tell him what to do. He raises his hand to say, “Be silent, for I know that Jesus is the Christ!” He touches Jesus’ shoulder to indicate that he gets his strength from the Master.

jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

Apparently, he is some sort of generic modern Christian.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

I was gonna guess Josh Hawley

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link

Jesus looks like he's having second thoughts.

jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link

Lenin and Napoleon be like wtf am I doing in first-century Palestine

Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 April 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link

Bin Laden is like "Hey, Thomas Jefferson, can you scotch over a bit so's I can check out Mother Teresa?"

Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 April 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

is that Grimes standing next to Lenin

soref, Monday, 18 April 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link

The man in the middle is the prophet of the fourth kingdom. He has seen the mountain above the mountain. He touches Jesus and converts him to the Final Word just in time, just before he dies. A crowd of onlookers sings Joni Mitchell together, and all future sadness is erased from possibility.

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 21:10 (two years ago) link

is that Grimes standing next to Lenin

I thought it might be Greta Thunberg.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:03 (two years ago) link

I think that's supposed to be Karl Marx on the lower right, crouching in a dark suit, but the way he's drawn it looks like Paul Giamatti dressed as Karl Marx

soref, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link


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