Antifa Meeting Thread

THE PATTERNS.
ARE
COMPLICATED

time for my nightly crank of the clown horn

listen to the sound

Emma Goldman Dance Battalion rehearses 3rd Thursdays in the basement. Steel-toed security boots are recommended.

Lieutenant Whitford reporting for duty

https://i.imgur.com/ErlOHLq.png

EEEEE-YOoonk

EEEEE-YOoonk

Happy Birthday #Antifa! On the 10th july 1932 the Antifaschistische Aktion was founded in #Berlin.

For a overview of the movement, check out the comic by @zig_zag48 & @Mark__Bray https://t.co/mmbyOOFtSE, in german we recommend @derrechterand https://t.co/pY14gj2Dh6 #NoNazis pic.twitter.com/5xsktDcUw8

— Antifa Pinneberg (@AntifaPinneberg) July 10, 2021

In case anyone was wondering I've been keeping notes of every working group discussion? Google doc available here. Please get back to me with edits before next week.

Would anyone like to rotate tasks for our next meeting? Anyone who prefers to be a convener lmk ASAP. I of course am white so I'm available to do all the things no one else wants to do unless you love taking notes in which case please rescue me from electronic documentation hell.

Also I move that we block out a series of 10 meetings in the next quarter to go over bylaws--I know everyone hates bylaws but when our community political education working group is split on whether to partner with that one city agency, you'll be glad we specified organizational practices for non consensus-based decision making.

Also also if a meeting takes place at a meal-time we need to commit to feeding people. Bio needs are real! Speaking of which please turn your cameras on and interact with other attendees in the chat box but also attend to your bio needs, hopefully not at the same time (but no judgement).

I think that's it! Type "stack" in the chat to comment.

munitions just arrived

as the person with most testosterone, i will lead the assault. cobra team, activate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSkik6EUQUc

Our sharepoint is getting ddosed

yikes at the brownface in that!

I assumed it was a "Gunga Din" reference, brownface and all.

cobra team - we must find the original tapes and destroy them

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/Cobra_Command_Logo.svg/1200px-Cobra_Command_Logo.svg.png

Ned is our Destro

i want the leader to wear a costume

no I'm Destro.

does antifa mix Negronis or

you know it, but we use local gin of course

Look I'm concerned that's a problematic name

Should we assign a group to addressing that? I could go for a drink right now, but don’t want to support colonial imperialism.

Also hi. Sorry I’m late, it took longer than I anticipated to get my zine ready.

our leader should wear a helmet mask a la darth vader and we should never see their true face

https://i.imgur.com/rYnKRoL.png

NO JOE!

everyone i know rooted for Cobra over the "good guys"

I gained new respect for Destro after enduring this affront to his dignity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjecZhejUE

also

can I chair the Amaro committee

https://i.imgur.com/NKJFKN1.png

Daaaaamn

guys do not use the bathroom in the lobby it is clogged repeat it is clogged and plunging will not work.

we believe it might be fascist sabotage but some have blamed KM for this.

nean you know I haven't destroyed a toilet in over 10 years, I can assure you that wasn't me

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

just saying, that guy's pants consistently look a little full to me

actually, i lied/suppressed: on my honeymoon in seattle (for a morning en route to other places), i did absolutely clog the only toilet at a very crowded restaurant at brunch -- bloody marys + tons of coffee -- and I did flee the scene. it was humiliating because even when i went in there was already a line of 4 people. people were knocking on the door and i was saying "just a minute!" while desperately trying to fix the toilet. i texted my partner and asked to pay the bill as quickly as possible, and then i put some toilet paper on top of the problem and said "sorry about that" as i walked directly out past the line of people, past the register, out the door and around the corner

that was at the end of the second Obama administration. in some ways i feel like i "created" the trump era through my taboo act

guys we need a moment to discuss the confession above

EEEEE-YOoonk

EEEEE-YOoonk

we gave them a huge tip

and i hope they wrote "solidarity!" on the receipt

semi-solidarity!

i'm sorry

https://i.imgur.com/EKE0OCu.png

Guys these are not the brownshirts I came here to fight

Not a great idea to joke about this imo

who cranked the clown horn during daylight hours

who has transgressed against the night

I’ve got the matches

Yeah, my butt and your ... face the music, maaaaaan.

Has the meeting started? And can anyone eat some of those chips?