Antifa Meeting Thread

Excuse me, is this the intermediate macrame class?

Antifa meeting has begun.
No more laughing, no more fun.
If you show your teeth or tongue,
you must pay a forfeit.

Who’s keeping the minutes?

Seriously tho there are actual legit antifas right? Who was it that was brawling against the Pr0ud B0ys in Berkeley circa 2018?

hi everyone, the cod pieces I ordered for everybody are in, but it's very important, you MUST pay me the agreed-upon $35 to receive it. I do not do charity, these were expensive to make, and right now, I'm late on my mortgage payment. If you agreed to buy one and don't pay now, your name will be entered into the debt ledger, and any other piece of merchandise you purchase from Antifa.org will have this debt added on top of it.

I don't want to name names...BUT I WILL.

Did you manage with the measurements I sent you?

yes, they did have to special order yours but we were able to fulfill the order!

Oh cool, i was worried it might be too fiddly

so....are we gonna roll up on this Death in June show or what?

Guys, I don't want to be passive-aggressive, but at the last meeting someone here (I'm not going to name them) signed up for clean-up, yet when everyone was gone I checked the kitchen and there was cement milkshake mix spilled all over the counter. PLEASE DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO.

hi everyone, the cod pieces I ordered for everybody are in, but it's very important, you MUST pay me the agreed-upon $35 to receive it. I do not do charity, these were expensive to make, and right now, I'm late on my mortgage payment. If you agreed to buy one and don't pay now, your name will be entered into the debt ledger, and any other piece of merchandise you purchase from Antifa.org will have this debt added on top of it.

I don't want to name names...BUT I WILL.

wait a second, i thought we were being served delicious cod pieces, hopefully in a thin broth, as a kind of meet-and-greet thing. i'll pay $35, but i don't even see a place to sit or utensils...

btw who is that guy in the suit with the dark-tinted glasses who is always looking through the window and talking into an earpiece?

fuck! there's two of them!!!!!?

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

they're with us too, right?

deep breath. ok. given what's happened in the world the last few years, and to me personally, to be frank, i think we need to try a New way. the Antifa way. we should talk to these guys. let them know what our plans are. let them into OUR world a little, you know?

Hey comrades,

I don’t have to wear a beret do I? It doesn’t suit my hair or my balaclava

I owned a beret in high school. Fortunately, I went to a concert where someone yanked it off my head and threw it away.

I owned a freshman beanie in the school colors in high school, but I did think a couple times about buying a beret. When does the meeting start?

as soon as the entertainment arrives.

we got Rebecca Black!

you know about the hidden messages in Friday right? doesn't surprise me in the least that becca is coming

Rebecca Black Bloc

Is there an agenda where I can put my name down to speak about animal rights? For now my nom de revolution is "Monsieur Frump". It's a portmanteau word. Guess what it stands for!

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

HQ, this is Man 1. Man 2 is covering the other window. they're about to reveal the Prime target.

Fart Rump

I will join in a very limited capacity, and that is just the War on Christmas part. I want Xmas to be completely secular or maybe kind of pagan, but no more god stuff

Man 1 here again: can I get some wider suit pants? i got some thigh gap happening and it's embarrassing

well, our friends in the Democratic party usually lead the war on christmas every year. that's Pelosi's big thing as i recall. but we could certainly bring it up during the next Democratic Leadership/Antifa meeting, coming up on last Thursdays of each month

Fart Rump

No, no, no. Guess again. It's an easy one.

When I say 'war on christmas' I mean that quite literally.. torching nativity scenes, robbing bell ringers, attacking carolers, etc.

this is what Pelosi pushes for every time. it's Hoyer who says no violence. Hoyer is the true leader of the democratic party, at least in terms of influence

You know what would be good? A clipboard with a sign-up sheet we could hang next to the door so anyone who wants to speak can ask for a place on the agenda. Is then when we all go around the circle and newcomers like me can introduce ourselves?

Only nom de guerres, though... mine will be Andy Pho

When I say 'war on christmas' I mean that quite literally.. torching nativity scenes, robbing bell ringers, attacking carolers, etc.

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, July 9, 2021 10:01 AM (forty-five minutes ago)

Andy, I think you might want to check in with the Munitions Working Group. Their meetings are on the 2nd and 4th Mondays. Their meetings are more like work parties, so dress accordingly. I think they normally order vegan pizza and they get coffee from that place that refused to serve cops.

Another announcement -- anyone who wants to join the Dismantling the Patriarchy Working Group, they need members, especially cis-males who are comfortable with kneeling and scrubbing floors.

btw we are holding a competition for fundraising this month. winner gets a $50 gift card to DAN FLASHES.

Also -- in response to the question earlier about the macrame class -- Crafting Against Carceral States is organizing a monthly street market, so anyone interested in having a booth, I can put you in touch

All this talk about 'fundraising' and 'street markets' makes me kinda wonder which side some of you are on

The street market supports families of victims of the carceral state as well as raising money for bail funds for those who remain in jail because they can't afford cash bail. Also, products for sale at the street market are priced according to the relative oppression status of the purchaser. White people are charged more than BIPOC.

I do like that Chomsky tote bag

which one?

street market is fine with me as long as a white neighborhood is razed to make space for it

sarahell, for real is your ilxmail up to date? i had a quick question for you. NOT about antifa.

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sorry I'm late everyone, I was scrubbing some floors, I really appreciate the praxis of that working group - thanks to comrade sarahell for the recommendation

Hey everyone, happy to finally find a community that wants to just skip the bullshit and get right on with the la la la-ing

ok, meeting topic

the oath keepers leader has been talking about 1/6/21 and what a threat we were to trump's supporters

Rhodes told the Times “I did express frustration that some of my guys went in.” He said he told the FBI that those who breached the Capitol had “gone off mission” and added: “There were zero instructions from me or leadership to do so.”

Rhodes has long been under federal scrutiny for his actions on Jan. 6. He’s maintained that the Oath Keepers were prepared to defend against anti-fascists, not take offensive action against Congress.

“If we actually intended to take over the Capitol, we’d have taken it, and we’d have brought guns,” Rhodes said at a rally in late March. “That’s not why we were there that day. We were there to protect Trump supporters from antifa.”

what do we think of this rhodes guy

now, i remember that day. i remember being in the washington DC hills with our muskets, preparing to charge. even our dogs were angry. goddamn, it was sad to see my dog so angry. that is not how i raised her. but these are troubled times. but i do not remember threatening trump's patriots that day, in person. i just remember getting ready to do it, spinning those wheels and throwing up dust and posting about it

btw we are holding a competition for fundraising this month. winner gets a $50 gift card to DAN FLASHES.

― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, July 9, 2021 12:57 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you can't get shit for 50 fucking dollars

THE PATTERNS.
ARE
COMPLICATED

Just spitballing here, but with most schools coming back into session soon, how about we kidnap a bunch of home-schooled kids and indoctrinate them into socialist robots by forcing them to attend public schools?

oooh, i like that aimless. we can call it Project Inevitable Equality at All Costs, and it will dovetail with Andy's CRT scheme as well

god, i love this kind of antifa brainstorming. it makes all the crazy drugs we take and try to push on innocent children so worth it

Attending a kindergarten named after Malcolm X is probably the best way for the little ones to learn just how bad America really is

I say we invest in Spike Lee's cryptocurrency

they're onto us

https://www.opb.org/article/2021/10/01/senior-homeland-security-leaders-pushed-unfounded-antifa-conspiracy-at-2020-portland-protests-report-states/

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senior official

i have procured the soviet mood cannon and am ready to deploy at the office of the local police union. the device has been set to "extremely bad vibes" and am awaiting green light

but haven't we all be awaiting our "green light" for so long now

EEEEE-YOoonk

it really makes you think, doesn't it, comrade connor

https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg

comrade connor is a quiet kind of man

always listening to that ipod "central" of his

some pig clogged the public toilet again

Suspects at large, and we have nothing to go on

sarahell, for real is your ilxmail up to date? i had a quick question for you. NOT about antifa.

― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, July 9, 2021 12:38 PM (three months ago)

just saw this, yes, yes it is.

welcome back comrade sleeve!

https://realscreen.com/2022/06/23/hbo-docuseries-the-anarchists-from-blumhouse-set-for-july-10-premiere/

does anyone know anything more about this show than what's in the PR? Maybe we can have watch parties or something?

following

I got an HBO subscription as a reward for quitting going to 3 hours of pointless & increasingly toxic WG meetings every other week

ouch, but glad you moved on

https://wlos.com/news/local/asheville-protests-concerning-email-threatening-police-department-north-carolina-demonstrations

uh, clearly an imposter. protonmail is the official email platform of Antifa.

i started a thread
Anarchists Watch THE ANARCHISTS ON HBO

this is an absolutely brilliant thread

15 October 1943, future Presidents of Italy, Sandro Pertini (photo, left) & Giuseppe Saragat (photo, right) are arrested by Italian fascists. They are interrogated, beaten, handed over to the SS & sentenced to death. Three months later they make a daring escape [Thread] >> 1 pic.twitter.com/2GV1jDD8tR

— Nicholas Whithorn (@NickWhithorn) October 15, 2022