shoes are terrible

I used to play drums in bare feet all the time. Gotta get that grip

Also, an old injury to my heel makes it painful to walk in flats, let alone bare feet.

https://i.imgur.com/3LcPUhy.png

Look at this bullshit

Got a pair of Nike Pegasus to run in and they caused blisters on the first time out. Shoes are terrible

i have a pair of shoes like that calstars

i hate them

but they're my only pair of shoes. i go barefoot most of the time these days for real

i have to say i am extremely here for calstars' shoe saltiness

i have a pair of shoes like that calstars

i hate them

but they're my only pair of shoes. i go barefoot most of the time these days for real

I have to admit slip on shoes are increasingly appealing to me, not because I think they look great but because I give less of a fuck about that aspect.

Also, I kind of want to just have cheap slip ons at each of the entrances to my house at all times now because otherwise it's a pain to go in and out.

espadrilles are good for this

crocs santa cruz slip-ons are ideal for that

the real problem here is feet. you got these perfectly serviceable legs under yr butt and then just past the ankles — i won’t even get into the ankles, fuckin ankles, sheesh — everything goes to hell. SNAKE BODIES FOR EVERYONE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL CONTINUE TO GRUMBLE ABOUT FEET AND THEIR STUPID USELESS AWFUL LITTLE TOES

useless toes?! have you ever needed to pick up a pencil that fell to the ground? if you ban shoes and socks, you just pick it up with your little primate toefingers and smoothly pass them to your hands

also think about a situation where you're hanging off a cliff by _only your toes_

bet you'd respect toes more after that!

snakes seem to do better than this asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm24TJsS7VA

as a compromise i might accept tentacle toes

“zis snek iz ubset wid me!” exclaims dude dangling a snake by its tail

https://i.imgur.com/Ey5vrmH.jpg

Need more

https://i.imgur.com/Nzn5dXl.jpg
Sensible