Flawless grid Challenge - the game that was invented in less than 10 seconds and sucks

RAGER is some bullshit. Yours, a competitor

before i post mine, how do we feel about the word vorst

How is "rager" bullshit??

i went to enough ragers to not be able to fully complete a 5x4 flawless grid, that's for sure

G R A N D
R A G E R
A R I S E
M E L T S
P R E S S

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, July 1, 2021 3:54 PM (nineteen minutes ago)

was the diagonal word (GAITS) intentional, or was that just the universe rewarding you for your efforts? mad props either way

O_O

*AIRHORN*

that's the first 5x5 single-cross-word DLC, Lavator Shemmelpennick, who many are saying is the figurehead of a profitable movement

CHALP
AORAL
LOTTA
YEAHS
XYLEM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoral_District
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/artal
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Chalp

I do not expect to be understood, nor liked, nor celebrated

i'm afraid it is much worse, imago. far from being celebrated, your grid is NOT RECOGNIZED as it is DISQUALIFIED, and i suggest we both look up international law because we're going to court

it's not about the people or the friendships we made along the way, it is about money and IP

GOING
BOING
BEING
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/veing
VEINS
REINS
RAINS
PAINS
PAINT
POINT
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moint
MOUNT
COUNT
COURT

my diagonals btw

https://patex.com.pk/
https://cothm.edu.pk/

BOTH PAKISTANI. coincidence? or there is a deeper intelligence at play?

i am adding the cost of my blown whistle to the charges

the cost of my blown whistle: a life of puzzles, profits, pyramid schemes, and prosecutions

https://i.imgur.com/pbPcfF7.jpg

uuuuuugh, that's frustrating

C R A F T
R A Z O R
A Z U R E
P O R T S
S R E S S

Goldarn it, so close

I should've gone with CRAPD and then made forceful, hysterical arguments about its common usage

sressful game :(

costs have to be cut somewhere to be profitable, and i'm not going to be nice and lose money at the same time

is this what they do at MENSA? they complain about how hard the puzzles are? i wouldn't know -- i wasn't even asked to join MENSA. and i didn't even want to in the first place. so who knows what they do in there.

I'd like to see you try your hand at this Karl... you talk mighty big, show us what you got

i was really close to a 5x4, but then the browser ate it (i swear!). but i think it was close to this:

COAST
ARIAS
SANTA
ELTER

also, those of you who know how to program and write functions - please don't do that to immediately come up with all solutions. or i will sue your ass

― Karl Malone, Thursday, July 1, 2021 8:56 AM (six hours ago)

I might

if this was a big reddit or something, i bet someone already would have done it. not that i know how, of course, i just know there are whiz-kids

i would be making flawless grids with ease but for all these lawyer phone calls i have to field regarding how much we should sue for

hey y'all i had to depart from the digital world to deal with some irl responsibilities but i admire all the great efforts here except imago's disrespectful mockery of The Beautiful Game.

To answer unregistered's question, i will be honest and say that my diagonal GAITS was unintentional and unnoticed! But I will take any accolades that accompany it. Some of the greatest achievements are unintentional, I believe we call it "pulling a Homer"

km happy to hear your law practice is booming so hard. i just hope it doesn't get to the point where the Flawless Grid Challenge really only exists to support the legal practice, you don't want to end up a patent troll

D I A C T
U M B R A    
C A R O L
A G O R A 
T O N E R

I did not start with it, I swear.

C U M

can i get the 3x1 bolded please

first cum, by ✖

:p

god that feels good

you must be able to say the words in a sentence

if you're not too fussy about it, literally any set of words, however many or diverse, could be placed into the confines of one grammatical English sentence. It would require a strategy that would amount to cheating in most people's minds, but would not disqualify it as grammatical English. It would even have a meaning after a fashion, albeit an extremely dull and annoying meaning. For example:

The words frog, capstan, oligarchic, tenth, and longitudinal can all be found in an unabridged English dictionary.

on the other hand, if you're not too fussy with it, that totally doesn't count come on!!

the game is just fucking it's over. it's fucking OVER

Karl want you to know I wrote a whole computer program tonight and it was not a solution to the flawless grid challenge

:D

I can't believe you found something more profitable to work on

$25 cheap, death to open source https://silby.itch.io/abort-retry-fail

$25
5x5
Interesting
And yet you deny all influence

Luckily this thread was started just as I finished work and just before I had to do the kids bedtime and get things ready for a birthday party, or I might have pissed away more minutes of my life on fruitless activities. Nevertheless I tried in the few spare minutes I had to come up with something with my daughters names in using just pencil and paper, and failed. Hit the word lists this morning and succeeded but maybe I'll try another one without EDEMA (scarcely better than enema) or LARDS.

HAZEL
EDEMA
AMBER
TIRED
STARS

emeer - okay, okay

v impressive in any case

SLAM
TORE
EPEE
PEAT

emeer - okay, okay

I suppose you think Zebra is a bad name for a child too?

going for readability but not getting it with the columns:

MEN
ARE
MAD
MAY
ONE
BAT

and an unreadable 4x4:

FACT
AXLE
ROAN
ENDS

CARAFE
ROAMED
ARTING
STANCE
HANDED

I got a sorta 6x5 if you don't mind the slangy ARTING and the annoyingly Neil Gaimanny AMIND

What is RATAN? Does it not have two ts?

you can spell it both ways sez the scrabble dictionary

oh it's the scrabble dictionary now is it