I don't understand what makes the successful grids itt non-flawless
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link
6x6 grid: Karl could comfortably offer a $1,000 cash prize for this (if he could somehow weed out bots/cheaters)
i pledge to outweed EVERYONE HERE if we don't see some progress. this is fucking bullshit
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link
to be flawless, you must be able to say the words in a sentence. so jonny crunch's is the closest we have to an admittedly very subjective thing:
FROMRAPEERASEELS
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link
TARTEAGAINRAGEDSEERS
Agae and maybe Tarte are letting me down
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link
i think a good stepping stone to the IMPOSSIBLE 5x5 would be a 5x4, or something like a 6x3. let's stretch it out, let's innovate. let's ideate and let's make some big money for me
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link
Agae, how dreadfully marvellous, that's the plural of Aga
― imago, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link
Is a sentence just the stacked words or the stacked words and then also the columned words
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link
oh damn a hoy hoy, first venture out into "beyond four"died at sea, i'm afraid, as it does NOT qualify.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link
xp whiney
i think both rows and columns. and i think they should be in some sort of logical order (like all the columns left to right then all the rows top down, for example). i suppose there will probably be some sort of achievement/lawsuit for the first person to make one that uses all the words in a way that makes sense but is also rearranged.
we have to play this by ear. this is like the first season of jeopardy! they were making it up as they went
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link
i also want to throw out a vision, not for now, because it is actually impossible, but:
what about a 5x5 Flawless Victory Grid where it's not only those 10 words (5 across, 5 down) but also a CROSS-word that goes from one corner to the other. And if you could manage to do 2 of those, that would be 12 words, AND it made sense??????????
again, this is not for our current minds. but i do think that one day, possibly within an hour or two, someone may write a program that does that, surprisingly easy, even. and then i'm taking that sucker to court for violating my IP
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link
This is so hard
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
5x5 crazy hard
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link
working on 5x5's has legitimately made me insane
thanks karl
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
i'm getting close on a 5x4
not that i play
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link
ladies and gentlemen
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link
it killed my afternoon, but
G R A N DR A G E RA R I S EM E L T SP R E S S
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link
either you're legitimately gifted or you were patient/crazy enough to dedicate a week's worth of your free time to a linguistic button-mashing exercise
I like to think I am both
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link
the key for me was avoid all vowels except A & E, and even A in final lines, and maximize S and R. next question
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link
i get it, you're all speechless
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link
!!
first 5x5 completion, Lavator Shemmelpennickfirst successful appeal after being sued in this thread, Lavator Shemmelpennick
just astonishing
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link
Haven't tried my hand at 5x5 yet but I bet it's incredibly tough - congrats, LS!
― emil.y, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:05 (two years ago) link
RAGER is some bullshit. Yours, a competitor
― imago, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link
before i post mine, how do we feel about the word vorst
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
How is "rager" bullshit??
― emil.y, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link
i went to enough ragers to not be able to fully complete a 5x4 flawless grid, that's for sure
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, July 1, 2021 3:54 PM (nineteen minutes ago)
was the diagonal word (GAITS) intentional, or was that just the universe rewarding you for your efforts? mad props either way
― in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link
O_O
*AIRHORN*
that's the first 5x5 single-cross-word DLC, Lavator Shemmelpennick, who many are saying is the figurehead of a profitable movement
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
CHALPAORALLOTTAYEAHSXYLEM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoral_Districthttps://www.thefreedictionary.com/artalhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Chalp
I do not expect to be understood, nor liked, nor celebrated
― imago, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link
i'm afraid it is much worse, imago. far from being celebrated, your grid is NOT RECOGNIZED as it is DISQUALIFIED, and i suggest we both look up international law because we're going to court
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
it's not about the people or the friendships we made along the way, it is about money and IP
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link
GOINGBOINGBEINGhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/veingVEINSREINSRAINS PAINSPAINTPOINThttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mointMOUNTCOUNT COURT
― imago, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
my diagonals btw
https://patex.com.pk/https://cothm.edu.pk/
BOTH PAKISTANI. coincidence? or there is a deeper intelligence at play?
― imago, Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link
i am adding the cost of my blown whistle to the charges
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link
the cost of my blown whistle: a life of puzzles, profits, pyramid schemes, and prosecutions
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/pbPcfF7.jpg
― in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:19 (two years ago) link
uuuuuugh, that's frustrating
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link
C R A F TR A Z O RA Z U R EP O R T SS R E S S
Goldarn it, so close
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link
I should've gone with CRAPD and then made forceful, hysterical arguments about its common usage
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link
sressful game :(
― jmm, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link
costs have to be cut somewhere to be profitable, and i'm not going to be nice and lose money at the same time
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link
is this what they do at MENSA? they complain about how hard the puzzles are? i wouldn't know -- i wasn't even asked to join MENSA. and i didn't even want to in the first place. so who knows what they do in there.
I'd like to see you try your hand at this Karl... you talk mighty big, show us what you got
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:15 (two years ago) link
i was really close to a 5x4, but then the browser ate it (i swear!). but i think it was close to this:
COASTARIASSANTAELTER
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:20 (two years ago) link
also, those of you who know how to program and write functions - please don't do that to immediately come up with all solutions. or i will sue your ass
― Karl Malone, Thursday, July 1, 2021 8:56 AM (six hours ago)
I might
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:20 (two years ago) link
if this was a big reddit or something, i bet someone already would have done it. not that i know how, of course, i just know there are whiz-kids
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link
i would be making flawless grids with ease but for all these lawyer phone calls i have to field regarding how much we should sue for
hey y'all i had to depart from the digital world to deal with some irl responsibilities but i admire all the great efforts here except imago's disrespectful mockery of The Beautiful Game.
To answer unregistered's question, i will be honest and say that my diagonal GAITS was unintentional and unnoticed! But I will take any accolades that accompany it. Some of the greatest achievements are unintentional, I believe we call it "pulling a Homer"
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link
km happy to hear your law practice is booming so hard. i just hope it doesn't get to the point where the Flawless Grid Challenge really only exists to support the legal practice, you don't want to end up a patent troll
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link
D I A C TU M B R A C A R O LA G O R A T O N E R
I did not start with it, I swear.
― They do the Shug a loo, do the Shy Tuna, do the Kemba Walker (fionnland), Thursday, 1 July 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link