Things people did in the 2000s

Yeah that is odd - in my head they're linked to Facebook but actually a few years too early to have been in reality.

I think maybe there'd be the occasional slightly jokey item about them on national news.

I remember reading about them on cnn.com

289. Vonage

290. Listened to mashups

291. Say "Bunch of arse"

292. Said, out loud, things like “that’s teh cool”.

293. Maintained profiles on both Friendster and MySpace until it was clear which one was gonna really take off.

294. Got knocked for a loop when thefacebook.com showed up to the party.

295. Had no idea what 90% of the electronic music producers your record collection looked like, or had any knowledge of their views / breakfast that day / hot takes on current affairs etc.

*in your record collection even

reaction videos are the flash mobs of the 2020s

298. A young generation moved into adulthood, boldly declaring their key tenet: ‘We eat ass’

Teenage dirtbags

300. Googlewhacked