I remembering being fuck awful at the last wc― xyzzzz__, dinsdag 29 juni 2021 20:40
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
Is it me or is this turd getting much worse much faster?
― burnt hombre (stevie), Monday, August 2, 2021 12:56 PM (nineteen minutes ago)
― rob, Monday, 2 August 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link
"Underwear" is pretty great imo
― billstevejim, Monday, September 20, 2021 1:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 September 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link
Yeah, it’s gotta be jizzy condoms, right? Who the hell would do that? In my experience the dude usually takes care of disposing of that. Did she ask her guys for their juicy rubber?― Cow_Art, Friday, October 15, 2021 6:02 PM
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link
fuck the Dolphins, fuck them so hard.― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, October 24, 2021
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link
A friend of mine was notified today that her regular consultation regarding a daily medication has been postponed for 11 months
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:37 AM bookmarkflaglink
probably don't want to know, but: kevin drew?
― mookieproof, Monday, October 25, 2021 10:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
just imagine Bono nude
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 3, 2021 9:20 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 November 2021 05:47 (two years ago) link
I prescribe milk and trying some butt stuff going forward.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:34 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― joygoat, Thursday, 4 November 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
You put one part of the V between your legs and angle the neck upward on a diagonal and it’s fine.
― Josefa, Sunday, November 7, 2021 3:48 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
^^Edited for the dirty
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link
Just vaseline your pole imago, their momentum gets them about three feet up before they just slide back down again
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, January 31, 2022 3:23 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Monday, 31 January 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link
ahaha i saw that and knew it'd end up here
― imago, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
lol
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 18:17 (two years ago) link
wow
― rob, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link
I love both of you guys and would FAP anytime but I am really so mad about this, I'm just gonna unbookmark
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Tuesday, February 1, 2022 6:48 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link
Wait, I'm assuming Mendelssohn hated LZII. If he liked it, then the review stinks.― sund4r subramanian (sund4r), Monday, November 22, 2004 12:31 AM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link
Ian's not coming over the top of me anymore, but it is going over Neanderthal.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, September 28, 2022 12:10 AM (thirty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― sorry, it's just Babe (2006) (Evan), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:12 (one year ago) link
sounds like there needs to be a big jack off to determine who's the first result
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, November 11, 2022 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
oh great, now i wanna party with difficult listening hour's mom― alpine static, Thursday, February 2, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 04:52 (one year ago) link
haven't thought about that asshole in years
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, February 11, 2023 8:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:04 (one year ago) link
Hope the obits spend as little time as possible on My Ding-a-Ling.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, March 18, 2017 5:29 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 February 2023 00:11 (one year ago) link
Plenty of us liked it in 2003. And she can like any color and temperature of cum she damn well pleases.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, February 18, 2023 10:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 February 2023 17:50 (one year ago) link
My hopes for Girlfriend are dwindling
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, February 20, 2023 2:51 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― na (NA), Monday, 20 February 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link
"My Year of Dicks" was easily, totally better all around.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, March 13, 2023 10:33 AM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link
I had blessedly forgotten James's turgidity.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, June 17, 2023 1:27 PM
― mookieproof, Saturday, 17 June 2023 18:33 (ten months ago) link
Nude slaps in this
― blue6ave, Tuesday, 31 January 2023 06:16 (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ledge, Thursday, 22 June 2023 12:04 (nine months ago) link
Yeah I also listened to as much as I needed to. I am a reasonably tolerant fan, but I don't need to spend six hours with Tony's organ
So to speak
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, June 27, 2023 10:30 AM bookmarkflaglink
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:40 (nine months ago) link
So what ever happened to balls?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, July 13, 2023 9:51 PM bookmarkflaglink
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:42 (nine months ago) link
there's - ordinarily - a left one and a right one, a lower and an upper one
im gonna say it would be pretty embarrassing not to have them sorted
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:51 (nine months ago) link
i'm only at no.10 right now but yes, so far i feel the Big Issues™️ have always been red herrings and it's actually at its best when everything is v small and crappy beer and ppl being dumb weasely shits
― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 18:26 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:09 (eight months ago) link
nice
― rob, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 20:54 (eight months ago) link
I sometimes skip pulling my pants down before i start peeing
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 9, 2023 3:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:40 (eight months ago) link
lol I was the one who said it first, he was just quoting me.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:00 (eight months ago) link
bloody hell, piss clout theft going on here!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:30 (eight months ago) link
it's definitely funnier to imagine Tom D. saying it, sorry!
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:32 (eight months ago) link
you guys need to FAP immediately
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 31, 2023 5:15 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 August 2023 13:42 (seven months ago) link
I'm also edging pretty close to a $50 certificate, so I feel good about sitting tight and waiting
― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 17:55 (six months ago) link
Scat, generally, is not my thing but I have no quarrel with those who enjoy that aspect of her career.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, October 22, 2023 4:06 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:01 (five months ago) link
Budo, lol. I was tempted to phrase that differently but decided on what I thought was the safest path. Still perilous, apparently.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:20 (five months ago) link
When did six feet become "not very big"?
― clemenza, Sunday, October 22, 2023 8:17 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:47 (five months ago) link
michelle, because of the shia labeouf taint
― sonderangerbot, Friday, September 9, 2011 12:17 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 December 2023 18:45 (four months ago) link
So that's what the French in that Beatles song means
― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2023 19:52 (four months ago) link
that's settled it - I'm doing John Adams again!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, December 30, 2023 11:54 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:58 (three months ago) link
Abigail not into threesomes iirc
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:12 (three months ago) link
I certainly never forgot The Beaver
― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Tuesday, January 2, 2024 1:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 02:14 (three months ago) link
whiney i hope you're limbering up this is gonna take a lot of stretching
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:12 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 23:41 (three months ago) link
So many great bears
― Οὖτις, Saturday, February 18, 2017 8:25 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:05 (three months ago) link
Smarter than the average
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:31 (three months ago) link
the Barry Keoghan penis thing was weird
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:14 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:18 (three months ago) link
Always happy for more Coffins!
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 14, 2024 1:06 PM bookmarkflaglink
omg does ur bloodlust know no bounds??!!!1!!!111!!!
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 18:09 (two months ago) link