You know, they made whole mini-series based on Kenny Rogers songs. How come there hasn't been some sort of Movie of the Week based on Hotel California?
Detach Henley & Co. from it altogether and just think of it from a third-person POV, a kind of Mulholland Drive meets Westworld type deal.
What got me thinking about it was that line in the last stanza: "Relax," said the bellman. "We are programmed to receive."
Programmed to receive? We go through this six minutes of this Mexican reggae only to come out on the other end with this mechanical butler blocking our egress. In the above movie, maybe the actor could throw in some sort of Zrrrrrrr-BOT! after he says the line. Maybe do a little poppin' robot move with his stiff forearms.
"Check in any time you like, but you can never leave," is a fine lyric to close the shop with, though now I'm wondering which came first, the Hotel California or the Roach Motel. Oh, God, "the Roach". Shit never ends.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link
I want to see this song remade as an episode of "Family Matters".
In the Marc Eliot book, there's a bit about how producer Julia Phillips (of The Sting and Taxi Driver fame) wanted to option "Hotel California" as a film, possibly starring the band. It was scuttled by (A) A very poor meeting between Phillips & Don'n'Glenn, and (B) Phillips subsequently discovering that the copyright on the album was in dispute, due to a then-ongoing lawsuit between the band and David Geffen re: publishing ownership percentages, which would complicate any film deal involving the IP.
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link
it is 3:30 EST, some four hours after a post containing most fecund material for an excerpt from the lost Crowe interviews with Don and the Ghost of Glenn…and yet, there is no such excerpts presented so far…eagerly anticipating!
― veronica moser, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/gWWkao8.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link
Well, yeah.
― I can yeet a yeti (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link
Shots fired, Raggett
Our latest episode on all things #Tolkien is live on @MegaphonicFm! In which we talk about the Eagles, and make neither a Philadelphia nor a Don Henley/Glenn Frey joke, for which we are collectively justly proud. https://t.co/1Ywq9ghEHv pic.twitter.com/KrY61PSLmg— By-the-Bywater (@BytheBywater) July 30, 2021
― “Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 July 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link
lolHey look if Sam Gamgee’s not a Victim of Love, i dont know who is.
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 July 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
Dr. Johnny Fever plays the Eagles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhFqZKPWtKc
They had to use a soundalike on the DVD.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 August 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link
A Facebook friend just posted a pic of the stage after taking their (nosebleed) seat at tonight's Eagles show in Dallas: they actually have a huge banner hanging from the rafters above the stage boosting of how many sold-out shows they've played on this tour and the exact number of tickets sold.
Serious Donald Trump Energy In The Henley House.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link
Talk about creative bankruptcy
― calstars, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link
Every Eagles Song
― dell (del), Monday, 3 January 2022 22:03 (two years ago) link
don’t do it buddy
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 January 2022 22:22 (two years ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E01/aVaEMW0SxCmH1X4c0KID29RT2rg=.gif
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 January 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link
Such a boring blog title too. Should be "Pushing Ahead Of The Roach" or "Desperadoes & Donsters" or something.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 January 2022 22:32 (two years ago) link
Was there ever was a band less deserving of a close reading
― calstars, Monday, 3 January 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/cXusktI.gif
― pplains, Monday, 3 January 2022 22:46 (two years ago) link
I actually listened to Their Greatest Hits 1971-1975 and Hotel California on a long car ride over the holiday, per family request. I hadn't listened to Hotel California in its entirety in at least five years (maybe close to ten), but it actually came off better than expected. I could do without the bathetic "Wasted Time" reprise and some of the lyrics on "The Last Resort." ("Jesus people bought them" is bad enough on paper, Henley's smug delivery is the pits.) But most of it holds together, a good album. The former was kind of pleasant but nearly every track bothered me in some way as either an empty pastiche (Ray Charles on "Desperado," Bee Gees on "One of These Nights," etc.) or more chauvinism. "Take It to the Limit" was a gorgeous sounding track though.
― birdistheword, Monday, 3 January 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
YOu know what holds up pretty well? "I Can't Tell You Why."
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 January 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link
^^^an amazing track and the guitar solo is one of the few times I have had to tip my cap to Glenn Frey
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 3 January 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link
Also Walsh with an understated, underrated keyboard performance
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 January 2022 23:34 (two years ago) link
look if you are not calling your blog BLOG ALL NIGHT then what is he even doing
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 January 2022 23:40 (two years ago) link
Lol
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 3 January 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link
part of me wants to say dude, this is a wasted exercise. in terms of non album tracks, it’s turds almost all the way down. the ones you know are the only thing that will save you (maybe). just do the complete greatest hits & save your sanity.
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 00:10 (two years ago) link
True Mad Puffin. Something about Walsh's presence, especially when he's on lead guitar, gives even a ripoff like "Tryin' to Live My Life Without You" a solid identity.
― birdistheword, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 04:05 (two years ago) link
* even a ripoff of "Tryin' to Live My Life Without You"
― birdistheword, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 04:06 (two years ago) link
Dude really is an astonishingly complete musician, which is the cherry on top of him being a refreshingly weird person (at least as far as one can tell from documentaries and interviews).
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 04:45 (two years ago) link
...(and album titles)
― Lee626, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 10:22 (two years ago) link
Frey and Henley's call-and-response bits in "I Can't Tell You Why" are their tenderest moment.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 12:59 (two years ago) link
All this talk of Molotov cocktails keeps getting “All She Wants To Do Is Dance” stuck in my head.
― deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Monday, 28 February 2022 02:18 (two years ago) link
Frey Jr. departs
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/deacon-frey-glenn-frey-son-leaves-eagles-1333746/
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link
They will never forget you till somebody new comes along.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 21:10 (two years ago) link
Apparently you can both check out AND leave.
― So's your imam (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 21:37 (two years ago) link
What would Ghost of Glenn say?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 22:30 (two years ago) link
DON: It's been great having Deacon out on the road with us these past few years, as we've brought on a new multi-generational dimension to the Hotel California album on sold-out concert stages around the world. As much as I'd have liked to continue this work in the studio, I completely respect young Mr. Frey's decision to build on our foundation alone, making his own unique and special music.
GLENN: Glenn Lewis Frey didn't raise no fools! My boy knows that: (A) real estate is King; (B) if she says she's 18, she's 15; (C) when in doubt, add a sax solo; and above all, (D) there's much more to life than spending six months in the studio punching in syllables with this asshole!
DON: Well, yeah.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 April 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link
I had a friend who used to say, in all sincerity, that "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks" was his favorite Eagles song.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 April 2022 20:45 (two years ago) link
brainworms imo
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 April 2022 23:23 (two years ago) link
The Long Run - best rocker of all timeI Can't Tell You Why - best slow jam of all timeIn The City - best Joe Walsh of all timeThe Disco Strangler - best dance song of all timeKing Of Hollywood - best prog-rock song of all timeHeartache Tonight - best shuffle of all timeThose Shoes - best funk song of all timeTeenage Jail - best heavy metal song of all timeThe Greeks Don't Want No Freaks - best new wave song of all timeThe Sad Cafe - best career-ending ballad of all time
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 8 April 2022 11:26 (two years ago) link
The longest run of all time.
― pplains, Saturday, 9 April 2022 01:56 (two years ago) link
The VIP section at The Eagles' Hyde Park concert in London broke into a brawl during the band's performance of "Take It Easy": https://t.co/qbbVlD4l3A pic.twitter.com/YQVyX2B0TM— Consequence (@consequence) June 30, 2022
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 30 June 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link
a good day in hell
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2022 18:21 (one year ago) link
is that at the 1/6 insurrection
I do believe I could CHUD all night
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 30 June 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link
Security guys finally getting to crack some heads
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 30 June 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link
Nah, if they learned anything from Henley, they know how to take care of this. (at 1:41:45) "STAY OUT OF THIS! This is PERSONAL! And it's PRIVATE! Real, fucking, PRIVATE!"
― birdistheword, Thursday, 30 June 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
(ah, the Twitter picture didn't come up earlier. I guess they didn't learn anything from the Eagles doc.)
― birdistheword, Thursday, 30 June 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link
Reportedly, an onlooker kept telling the fighters, “You’ve got to take it easy,” and he didn’t even get punched.
― pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
just loosening their loads maaan
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 June 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link
Life In The VIP Section
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 June 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 30 June 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link