the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

Does anyone else feel like Padme gets YOUNGER as these movies goes on instead of older?

Dan, I see you and raise you:

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I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and dern deposit der chewed up gloop inside der O ta a third hula-hoop. Way? Esqueeze mesa. dern she'd eat it. Oh. Flbulbulbu.

Yup, Mesa used to do dis. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Mesa'd also chew up a couple ta pringles and use der wesasultin' paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles. Oh, NOOOOO!

-- Markelby (boyincorduro. Way? Esqueeze mesa.), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM

Well, she acts like a seven-year-old by the time Anakin breaks her heart.

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oh my god

"You would prefer some other utility data? Perhaps individual building meter data? Then name the system!"

― I am moving on baby, I am moving on (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:45 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ best yet

Dude, he says at the beginning of Episode II he hasn't seen her in ten years; i.e., ages 9 through 19.

what, I'm supposed to change my mockery based on remembering actual factual details from these films? I think not

but ok fine, then, I guess she can hit that

now say it like Yoda

hit that, she can

Well, you can continue mockery based on the fact that she barely even recognizes him, while he's apparently perved on her from afar for ten years.

a pervert you think she is then, yes, Pancakes? mmm? mmm?

he's using the force like one would use x-ray glasses

Yup. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Mesaf yousa spend long gettin' friendly before yousa brin' 'Mesa want to be on yousa' into it, dern yousa'wesa kind ta betrayin' whatever friendship yousa've established beforehand. Oh. Flbulbulbu. She's gonna think yousa wesare sweaty-palmin' it all along (which yousa wesare), and it might make things difficult for a while. Oh, NOOOOO!

And yousa know dis, that's why yousa (probably) never wesaveal der sexual tension yousa've built into yr. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! 'friendships', thus sparin' yrself der ugliness. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! And possibulblowjobs. Way? Esqueeze mesa.

Moral: yousa have to be creepy. Way? Esqueeze mesa. Yousa have to make yousar fuck-want clear from der beginnin', even if yousa choose to go smooth and disguise it as 'womantic interest'. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Mesa understand that der womantic interest woute is bery popular. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa!

Mesa didn't get fucked, didn't get kissed until Mesa was in mesa 20s. Huh? Drove mesa fuckin' cwazy. Way? Esqueeze mesa. Mesa obsessed about it and about mesa own sexual loserdom to der point ta incapacitatin' mesantal illness and listenin' to Swans wesacords. Way? Esqueeze mesa. Dern Mesa got drunk, hooked up with a lovely and similarly enabled girl, and . Way? Esqueeze mesa. wesall, let's discreetly draw der blinds on der indiscretions ta der past. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks!

Disagree that gettin' laid is not a curative, though. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Tis a curative. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Mesa never worried about it after that, and never had trouble makin' mesa intentions clear to girls Mesa liked. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa!

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, January 17, 2007 2:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I would maybe just reframe my mockery to say it seems a bit of a psychological stretch to imagine a beautiful and successful 24-year-old queen going for a petulant teenager she met once when he was 9, and moreover I think we ALL KNOW where this crappy dating decision led

This thread is one of my all-time favorites. All time.

arsas far as tits go, bigger is better. Way? Esqueeze mesa. mesa gf has two wound wobust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. Huh? i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially der ones that are all nipple. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! mesa cock toosa is a thin' to behold. Oh. Flbulbulbu. mesa gf mesaasured it at 8.5 in ta dark brown veiny mesaxican cock. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! uncut, ta course. Huh? it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. Oh, NOOOOO! but she perfected der art ta deep throatin' mesa shlong. Oh, NOOOOO! i've seen other guys at der urinals and dery see mesa. Oh, NOOOOO! i'm blessed with a flaccid cock mesaasurin' almost 7 inches. Oh, NOOOOO! most guys have little peepees peekin' out ta derir flies. Huh? i have a snake. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! thank u bery much!

-- stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 9:50 PM (5 years ago)

I suspect Dan and I are not helping Nabisco's patient outlining of the general problem.

I would maybe just reframe my mockery to say it seems a bit of a psychological stretch to imagine a beautiful and successful 24-year-old queen going for a petulant teenager she met once when he was 9, and moreover I think we ALL KNOW where this crappy dating decision led

http://smicketysmom.bravepages.com/Es%20Art/Star%20Wars/AniPadme%20Meadow2.jpg

I wonder how the universe would have wound up if she'd been into Macgregor instead

Suddenly, everything was dark and smelly.

xx-post -- What the hell is that and why are you making us look at it.

possibulblowjobs

Yeah, yousa told mesa and that evenin' Mesa vowed never to accompany kev through customs. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Dery are kiwi sized but don't appear out ta proportion next to his large cock. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Far from bein' circus-freak like, he is jaw-droppingly awesome. Oh, NOOOOO! Wha a guy. Oh, NOOOOO! Mesa can't wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin. Oh. Flbulbulbu.

-- Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM (Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM) Bookmark Link

"grocery groin"? With that and the pic posted above, this thread is taking a surreal turn.

we've gone straight through some kind of custos event horizon itt

Lucas is reading this right now; he's been googling his name all day and now has his script for next film.

we should be so lucky

lol 'grocery groin'

co-workers will soon notice

must stop reading thread

http://jarjarbinks.home.insightbb.com/Naboo/Tarpals.jpg

Yeah, wesall, Mesa'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so der flowers ta indie wock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to mesa, and always have. Oh, NOOOOO! Der indie world's concept ta sexy is bery closely wesalated to its concept ta 'wock': limp, non-threatenin', far more interested in talkin' than fuckin'. Way? Esqueeze mesa.
-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM

Neddo Raggetta: "What the hutt-slime is that and why are you making us look at it."

^^^ meant in the context of Lucas is reading this right now; he's been googling his name all day and now has his script for next film.

okay so Mesa figured 'dis won't be bad, maybe some awkwardness and dependin' on how tis Mesa'll either keep goin' to der kitchen or wun back to mesa woom'

so ta course Mesa walk out derre and she's got her ass in der air while dis scrawny indie fop WEARING A TRUCKER HAT AND NOTHING ELSE is attemptin' to INSERT HIS COCK IN HER ASS. OH, NOOOOO!

ON MY COUCH

Mesa go out and dis sight actually caused mesa to go 'oh ugh god!' Mesa woommate tumbled out ta her awkward position onto der floor landin' on her shoulder and Trucker Hat fell to his side with a grunt. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! mesa woommate shrieked 'wha are yousa doin' home?!' and scampered into her woom, almost on all fours, past mesa. Way? Esqueeze mesa. she slammed der door behind her. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Trucker Hat gathered his pants and WAN INTO THE KITCHEN

ta course i followed him and he was sputterin' 'sorry dude sorry dude' and Mesa just said 'let mesa get mesa sandwich and yousa go clean up MY couch!' he agin said 'sorry sorry sorry' and wan out ta der kitchen and to der bedroom, he pounded on der door and asked to be let in, and mesa woommate let him in.

MESASA JAR-JAR BINKS! MY LIVING WOOM SMELLS LIKE NOTHING MESA'VE SMELLED BEFORE

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, April 13, 2004 4:10 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

memory is fuzzy but was queen amygdala an elected queen with term limits? how do you go about electing royalty?

probably in an election

I can totally see how an elected queen works -- it's just like any other elected position except you get special clothes and better stuff for your family

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy
Although it's implied in II that everyone votes in the Naboo elections.

I can totally see how an elected queen works -- it's just like any other elected position except you get special clothes and better stuff for your family

You also get to boink guys you used to babysit.

fuckin gungans, they just vote for whoever promises more welfare

sure it wasn't decided through collecting utility data?

queen amygdala--sounds like the queen of STD's. What is Amygdala anyway

in fairness, boinking the babysitter/babysittee just a universal perk of politics

we've gone straight through some kind of custos event horizon itt

― Kashyyyk Goood Frriieends (goole), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:18 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too true :(

(xxpost) Amidala - amygdala is a bit of yer brain

(xxxpost) But that would only work if they had utility data for each individual building, which they didn't because their application wouldn't allow it.

http://coreygilmore.com/uploads/2007/08/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg

what I do best...

that's a 'shop

the crimes of Cowardly G. Soundgarden (342 new answers)

no I'm pretty sure it's a horse