from the man who brought us “where the bloody hell are ya?” as a tourism slogan
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 25 June 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
Good Luck Sydney!
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Saturday, 26 June 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link
don't worry, the virus can't cross King St, so closing all the pubs on one side of the road and keeping a dozen open on the other will be fine
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 26 June 2021 07:18 (two years ago) link
Deputy prime minister "couldn't give a shit" about covid infections in cities
https://i.imgur.com/SurmbD9.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 27 June 2021 10:15 (two years ago) link
next level signing1. while sunbathing naked2. startled by3. a deer pic.twitter.com/xO0QqJ15sQ— 💯 points of 🆔 (@ernmalleyscat) June 28, 2021
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 28 June 2021 06:48 (two years ago) link
Er, we probably need a Federal Election thread at some stage.
Weirdly, I will be overseas again (!) for it (pandemic & variant pending).
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:34 (two years ago) link
Polls say an Albo landslide, my gut says Scummo gets back in
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:37 (two years ago) link
We all know from bitter experience that the ALP can't be trusted not to fuck up an easily winnable election, but I'm actually finding it hard to see how Ukulele Boy can get out of this fine mess. (And trust me, I have thought about it!!)
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:49 (two years ago) link
Scomo gets back in because PUP Hoover up the protest vote and direct it back home. As soon as it’s decent scomo nomates gets Pantsed an it’s Dutton for Fuhrer.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:54 (two years ago) link
Interestingly I was at a BBQ on Saturday and got chatting to someone who lives next door to Antony Green. Apparently Green thinks a Coalition reelection is highly unlikely, so that gives me hope, despite what my gut is telling me
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
No vote again, because Dutton did such a number on the immigration system it takes 3 years to become a citizen (and I even know who Ned Kelly and Donald Bradman are).
Not that it matters because this is Bandtland, but the Victorian socialists deserve my $2.68 for more posters.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
If the Coalition get back in you will see some serious homicide being committed by this poster.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 11:21 (two years ago) link
Not that a blancmange ALP government will be thaaaat much better, just much less insane until Albo gets knifed.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 11:31 (two years ago) link
The ALP have no traction with the SUV driving, negative geared cattle who will reliably return that shitstain and his ghouls to office. They’ll inevitably shift into hubris right at the moment it will fuck their chances terminally. Australians want comfort and big business to tuck them in at night, doesn’t matter if it comes with a Pentecostal ideology. I’m done with hope.
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 11:56 (two years ago) link
Yeah, the ALP is a bucket of weak piss, but still better than active cancer.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:13 (two years ago) link
Right now all who can save us are inner city Sydneyite voting for pro business nice white ladies who also a pro not setting the world on fire and are nicer to minorities (as long as they have money).
Beyond that we just hope frydenberg has enough dirt on Dutton.
I crossed the river last week and Frydo’s grinning bonce is on every street corner. You’ve got to vote for a potato or the wrong potato might get it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:16 (two years ago) link
I'm voting for the Gobbledok, he's all for investments in public services and eating potato chippies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIaCXCkkrs
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
Love the country regularly being held to ransom to meet the basest desires of Western Sydney and rural Qld.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 24 February 2022 02:02 (two years ago) link
just the three ambulances for the big boy
EXCLUSIVE: 3 Ambulances called to the home of Clive Palmer, understood both he and his wife were showing Covid symptoms and have been taken to hospital- more to come @9NewsAUS @9NewsQueensland— Peter Fegan (@PeterFegan9) February 24, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 24 February 2022 03:14 (two years ago) link
C'mon comrade Rona, you can do it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 24 February 2022 04:53 (two years ago) link
I presume two of them were yoked to a common chain so they could drag Big Clive on a pallet?
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 24 February 2022 05:04 (two years ago) link
Ed otm
― bad luck banging, or Lorna Doone (sic), Thursday, 24 February 2022 06:04 (two years ago) link
Clive Palmer has broken the sanctions against Russia. But before you judge, it was with very good reason (buying Hitler’s old Mercedes) https://t.co/k8O0eP6AFu— keen online poster (@keen_poster) February 27, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 February 2022 00:31 (two years ago) link
Mr Palmer’s company Minerology is believed to have purchased the vehicle at auction in London recently for more than $200,000.
Look it's a fucking bargain compared to the GTHO Phase IV.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 7 March 2022 12:17 (two years ago) link
I'm saving my money for a Leyland P76 tbh.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 01:20 (two years ago) link
Unless that’s some kind of souped up tinny, there’s no future in it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 20:32 (two years ago) link
porkbarrel bop
Albanese, campaign day 1: "in the words of the great Ramones, 'hey ho, let's go'." pic.twitter.com/g7GIKssUTp— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) April 10, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 April 2022 08:56 (one year ago) link
this will be my first election as a citizen, i’m quite excited to be able to vote at last
― estela, Sunday, 10 April 2022 09:52 (one year ago) link
Ramones Hey Joe let's go vs Dragon April sun in Cuba
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 10 April 2022 12:10 (one year ago) link
Ho, fuck autocorrect
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 10 April 2022 12:12 (one year ago) link
watchu call me?
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 10 April 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
<3 thats awesome :) Vote these bastards out!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link
I did the ABC Vote Compass and as usual, I'm further left than Stalin, my go-to is always "throw all the money at us, all of it".
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2022 01:10 (one year ago) link
<3 i will do my level best
― estela, Monday, 11 April 2022 02:41 (one year ago) link
Not feeling good about this, day one and Albo has already fallen foul of gotcha questions. Scummo is going to spend the next 6 weeks hammering Albo on this and I fear this is the sort of thing that cuts through.
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 11 April 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link
Australians will vote for short term self interest and quiet xenophobia as always
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 11 April 2022 03:43 (one year ago) link
is the problem that the ALP was too loud with the xenophobia the last four years
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 11 April 2022 05:01 (one year ago) link
they seem to have outsourced leftist policies to the Greens, for sure
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 11 April 2022 05:22 (one year ago) link
spare me some sympathy up here in south east qld with the murdoch press and the lnp strongholds and clive and the evangelical property developer mayor and the resultant dispiriting local discourse
― estela, Monday, 11 April 2022 06:42 (one year ago) link
NSW criminalised protest last week
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 11 April 2022 06:59 (one year ago) link
sympathy also freely given though
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 11 April 2022 07:00 (one year ago) link
lmao they gave him a 330ml can, owned
pic.twitter.com/bVdRbNMoTq— cameron wilson (@cameronwilson) April 11, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 April 2022 08:42 (one year ago) link
An empty 330mL can
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 11 April 2022 23:47 (one year ago) link
Sorry to post own tweet, but I’m with Trayce
Huh pic.twitter.com/2JyqgSqyQc— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) April 10, 2022
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 11 April 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link
is this guy trying to run for Prime Minister of ILM
A journalist has asked Albanese if he thinks he has less chance of winning the election as a result of yesterday's gaffe. He says he'll shake it off, like Taylor Swift. pic.twitter.com/YJ35p4Msyn— Oliver Gordon (@olgordon) April 12, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 01:36 (one year ago) link
fucking lmao they’re incredible pic.twitter.com/MSVC7uirmS— Lucy V (@LucyXIV) April 13, 2022
― beepy fridges (sic), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:07 (one year ago) link
can't lose to the liberals if you have the same polices... right? right??
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:21 (one year ago) link
aggressive 'mate' usage is the cherry on top of this
Greens leader Adam Bandt has had enough of "gotcha" questions at #NPC. #AusVotes @SBSNews pic.twitter.com/e9pFzXcXKK— Naveen Razik (@naveenjrazik) April 13, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 06:28 (one year ago) link
BANG
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 06:46 (one year ago) link
The best bit about that is Bandt gave a useful answer, one I'd want to hear from a politician. If he'd simply answerd "two point five six" or whatever I'd be sitting there going "whats a WPI and why do I care also you are a greasy speccy nerd with a cats bum face mr FinReview"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 07:13 (one year ago) link