acquire vintage zima to recreate time period specific drink spills
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 24 June 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link
milo this Tele started life as Sonic Blue - and it's a polyester finish toohttps://i.imgur.com/iccTSDL.jpgI've had it suggested that the colour is now "Marlboro Gold"
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 24 June 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link
Joe now has a one-off Uni-Vibe pedal with his own picture on it. And it's perfectly named!
https://www.gearnews.es/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/joe-bonamassa-vibe-bro-pedal.jpg
― I Advance Masked (Vast Halo), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
Algorithm-free, I trust.
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link
lol I read that as Vile Bro.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
^^Vile Bro is the name of his power trio.
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link
Joe Bonamassa was on the latest episode of To Tell The Truth. Two out of the three panelists correctly guessed that contestant #2 was A Blues Musician. Then Joe played some horseshit on a resonator guitar.I want those minutes of my life back.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 00:09 (two years ago) link
I saw a tweet about how part of his stage schtick now is to shred for a bit and then have fake blood spurt from his fingers
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link
"Will the real Joe Bonamassa please stand up and shred?"
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw7lbGqc4x8
Paul Butterfield on To Tell The Truth
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 00:41 (two years ago) link
Joe Bonamassa seems to be the guy that boomers point to as evidence that they do too listen to new music.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 01:29 (two years ago) link
lol my folks are watching that To Tell the Truth ep as we speak
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, August 24, 2021 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
haha what???
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:03 (two years ago) link
would love it if someone like put little hidden blades in his guitar and he sliced his fingers for real and nobody helped him cos they thought it was part of set
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link
Like when Tommy Cooper died
― john landis as man being smashed into window (uncredited) (Matt #2), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
a few tours away from them nailing joe to a cross of guitars at the end of the show
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link
but you know those Gethsemane Blues precede it
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link
i only want to sayif there is a waytake his axeaway from himcos i don't want tohear his playing
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link
if the ads i see on the sides of local buses are to be believed, his performance here will be the 'guitar event of the year'― global tetrahedron, Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:51 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:51 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
He has TV ads saying this now.
US Government:Infrastructure Week::Joe Bonamassa: Guitar Events of The Year
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link
he plays some cities that Pat Metheny will also play in the same year. but tbf to joe, pat's dates are ultimately the 'hair event of the year'.
― balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link
Waiting for the Joe/Shen Yun crossover.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 October 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link
amazed he hasnt' just leaned into calling himself Bonermaster
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link
Fender Bonermaster
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link
Joe knows it's wiser to dance around "Bonermaster", leaving enough implied for the listener to draw it out of the empty space and to their own lips.
― balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link
his record of solo guitar, Bonamasturbation, drops soon
― Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 October 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
One guy in a room...with one guitar...one pedal...one amp...one mic...and one bound volume of Oui.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link
one bottle of Fretboard Doctor
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 8 October 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link
would love to read pat do an epic takedown of joe like he did kenny g
― brimstead, Friday, 8 October 2021 20:51 (two years ago) link
Metheny's not exactly Mr. Blues Authenticity himself, though. Would rather read, say, Billy Gibbons on Bonamassa.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 8 October 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link
U haters are just jealous because he has lots of money and pulls the babes. Not one of you can go WEE WAH WEEDLYWEEDLY WEENT WEENT WEEEEEEE like he can on any number of 59 Les Pauls so suck it haters
― New Zealand, with that hottie (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 9 October 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link
Honestly Billy probably likes the guy
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 October 2021 04:58 (two years ago) link
Huh I guess Bonnamassa has a podcast and Billy was on ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcEo6M1Lm9c
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 October 2021 04:59 (two years ago) link
Would rather read, say, Billy Gibbons on Bonamassa
Has Billy ever talked smack wrt other musicians? He seems too courteous to do that.
― Vast Halo, Saturday, 9 October 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link
https://www.guitarplayer.com/news/truth-is-i-hate-the-way-i-play-guitar-joe-bonamassa-speaks-candidly-in-our-exclusive-interview?
“When I put on the suit, I become “that guy.” And therein lies part of the success and part of the problem,” reveals Bonamassa before going on to confess, “Truth is, I hate the way I play guitar. I hate the way I sing. I know I can do it pretty well, but I wish I could do it so much differently.”
I think he's read this thread.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link
I hate the way checks pile up on the out of style mail desk in my kitchen
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 October 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link
A clip of Bonamassa and Clapton just showed up in my fb feed and it sucked so hard, yet it sucked in such a suble, hard to pinpoint way. They do everything right, everything spot on, and they are completely scrubbed clean of anything poetic, anything resembling actual suffering, anything ambiguous, anything surprising. They are a well-oiled blues machine. They sound like BB King and they feel like BB-8.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 20 March 2022 03:46 (two years ago) link
That’s an insult to BB-8!
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 March 2022 06:30 (two years ago) link
https://www.guitarworld.com/news/gibson-1960-les-paul-sold-to-joe-bonamassa?
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 May 2022 00:36 (one year ago) link
Chewin' on a HoHo, Sleepin' at the HoJoGive it all up to honk on just one BoBo― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, June 23, 2021 11:10 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, June 23, 2021 11:10 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink
#onethread
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 May 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link
it is time
https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/71a6fcf/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2048x1365+0+0/resize/1200x800!/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Ff9%2Fd9%2F8861accb3b96cf3aeedb7477ed14%2Fla-gettyimages-485313302-jpg-20150831https://preview.redd.it/eix0odjomdi91.jpg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0234290c19df313e7945a32a8d66fba59e3cab0ehttps://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0533/5597/products/BONA-VISION-NO-FRAME_500x.png?v=1653492903https://multifiles.pressherald.com/uploads/sites/4/2022/09/Bonamassa-1662950308.jpghttps://c8.alamy.com/comp/BBM1T1/budapest-hungary-may-22-joe-bonamassa-performs-at-millenaris-teatrum-BBM1T1.jpghttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/f3ghwUldAy8/maxresdefault.jpg
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:02 (one year ago) link
Our Drummer @tal_bergman has this ability to see into the future ... Of our hairlines. What do you think? pic.twitter.com/WjrU4YFcEE— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) August 9, 2013
― peace, man, Thursday, 15 September 2022 12:50 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/MJ8kZBT.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 20 October 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/joe_bonamassa_announces_hes_quitting_social_media_after_comments_aimed_at_his_looks.html
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/static/article/draft/177089_daiO2LLfvGoP7ZlQ_86471.jpeg
LEAVE JOE ALONE!
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 November 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link
What's so refreshing about talented musicians like Bonamassa is their sense of humor
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link
“Yes, you may be about to play a sold-out show in Tucson. But you are still Joe Bonamassa.”
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 21 November 2022 23:04 (one year ago) link
rich tones
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 21 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
Joe's balding pate makes him more relatable to his core audience.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guitar/comments/7b5sff/news_joe_bonamassa_called_pedal_users_fing_lazy/
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:21 (one year ago) link
Torn between lol-cringe and grudging respect for this bozo. He comes through town seems like once a year, plays at 1,000-1,500 seat theaters, I like that it's still possible to do that road warrior thing and build a niche audience. Just don't make me go to a show plz.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:38 (one year ago) link
this dude is Kenny Wayne Shepherd if he'd been a better player and knew how to market to rockists
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link