We Didn't Start The Fire

all excellent

i assumed the suicide thing is "heavy metal suicide," like something to do with the churchy panic about heavy metal driving teens to bad ends etc.

yeah, the Ozzy Osbourne song "Suicide Solution" and the related case I think, or Judas Priest "Better by You, Better Than Me" trial

Yes - check out the song’s Wikipedia page… it details every reference.

get the gun
get the gun
SHOOT
SHOOT
SHOOT

that lawyer was such a clown

This song is irredeemable shit, but it could be worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_16Ws1vYoc0

song is irredeemable shit
could be worse, couldn't it?
compact discs, Chex Mix
Pee Wee's Playhouse rocks

I have to stop searching for these, this fucking song is a transmissible disease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-hy715XWeY

Think I would recast my vote for "Birth control, Ho Chi Minh"

How exactly was this song received by non-American listeners? Wikipedia claims it charted in the UK.

From my UK youth, I just remember it as being another quirky list song, though none of us knew exactly what Joel was trying to get at with 'starting the fire'.

Remember being baffled however by the references to 'Dacron' and 'Starkweather homicide'.

Yeah, a big hit here. Enough "world" and "British" references to fly, the "US local" ones pass by at speed.

Xpost

Yeah I was a pre-teen in Britain when this dropped and was really into it for a bit. My mum was a big fan of his. I remember learning about eg Bay of Pigs years later in secondary school and piecing things together from it which was cool.

🔥 We Didn't Start the Fire 🔥 Tomorrow 🔥 pic.twitter.com/zlON4uSEDv

— Fall Out Boy (@falloutboy) June 27, 2023

So glad I don't live in Hawaii, or I'd be up all night!

i like to imagine 'space monkey mafia' is one thing

― and what, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:26 PM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

we should poll these. the guy who does the shift after me a couple of days a week is named Castr0, he has no idea why i call him 'Hula Hoops'

what is this bullshit

terrible

luv FOB but yeah makes weezer's africa look like the rite of spring

WDSTF was in rough chronological order. That was kind of the point. This one is all “Waco, Qanon, Y2K, Snoop Dogg”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rsmq4oJaiM

who gets blown away in this one

Just what the world needed: MORE of this terrible song

Donald Trump's tiny hands, COVID, meth, Julian Sands

xxpost Shinzo Abe

I’m not joking

Fall out boy racking their brains for 40 seconds trying to figure out what rhymes with George Floyd before finally settling on Metroid pic.twitter.com/4WOEYYLOM0

— John Halo (@EpicMasterChief) June 28, 2023

I might have gone with something like "Bamiyan Buddhas get destroyed," seeing as how they weren't even trying to put things in sequence.

One can make up rhymes all day, the artistry (such as it is) is being choosy.

Wildfires, Lilibet, is Donald Trump in prison yet, Vladimir Zelensky, everybody's mask-free, Tina Turner, where's the beef, Ed Sheeran's not a thief. That took me far less than 40 seconds.

Tik Tok, Planet Rock, Hunter Biden, Poop Sock; Snowden, Melania, Trump has diarrhea.

Sorry, “where's the beef” is an ‘80s reference. (See, it’s harder than it looks!!)

The original covered 40 years so this one is really jumping the gun.

Ok fine morrisp, sub in "fake beef."

Low bar, easy rhymes, we'll be done in seconds time; bad song, sing along, take a hit from the bong.
No end, once again, let them ask what happens next; GPT wrote this for me, couldn't be more easy.

I did ask Chat GPT to "write a new version of We Didn't Start the Fire," and it spit this out:

Antarctica, melting ice, climate change's deadly vice,
Greta Thunberg takes the stage, rallying for a world engaged,
Pandemic strikes, COVID's reign, global lockdown, lives in pain,
Vaccines bring a glimmer of hope, but variants make us cope.

(Chorus)
We didn't start the fire, but it's burning brighter,
From crisis to crisis, in this world we're living,
Through the chaos and the pain, we'll rise again,
Together we'll ignite, a future shining bright.

(Verse 2)
Crypto rise, Bitcoin's high, blockchain changing the finance sky,
NFTs and digital art, a new era playing its part,
SpaceX launches to the stars, Mars colonization not too far,
Jeff Bezos, space tourism, a new frontier to consume.

(Chorus)
We didn't start the fire, but it's burning brighter,
From crisis to crisis, in this world we're living,
Through the chaos and the pain, we'll rise again,
Together we'll ignite, a future shining bright.

(Verse 3)
Black Lives Matter, racial fight, justice sought with all our might,
Protests for equality, breaking chains of history,
Women's rights, gender is fluid, voices rise, no longer muted,
LGBTQ+ love, acceptance, a world embracing difference.

(Chorus)
We didn't start the fire, but it's burning brighter,
From crisis to crisis, in this world we're living,
Through the chaos and the pain, we'll rise again,
Together we'll ignite, a future shining bright.

(Bridge)
Technological revolution, AI's grand evolution,
Automation, jobs at risk, reimagining our societal mix,
Renewable energy race, green solutions we embrace,
Education, innovation, building bridges for each nation.

(Verse 4)
Terror strikes, conflicts rise, seeking peace through compromise,
Refugees seeking a home, compassion shouldn't be overthrown,
Space exploration, mysteries unfold, seeking knowledge untold,
Scientific breakthroughs galore, unraveling the universe's core.

(Chorus)
We didn't start the fire, but it's burning brighter,
From crisis to crisis, in this world we're living,
Through the chaos and the pain, we'll rise again,
Together we'll ignite, a future shining bright.

(Outro)
In this ever-changing world, where challenges are hurled,
We'll face them hand in hand, united we will stand,
For the fire may keep on burning, but our spirit keeps on yearning,
To build a world that's just and free, a beacon of hope for you and me.

the flow is awful. this is such lazy songwriting. craft matters!

Deepfake, yellowcake, Bill Clinton's trousersnake

(Outro)
In this ever-changing world, where challenges are hurled,
We'll face them hand in hand, united we will stand,
For the fire may keep on burning, but our spirit keeps on yearning,
To build a world that's just and free, a beacon of hope for you and me.

someone has convinced chatgpt that every single song has to have an "outro" and, worse, it has to tie the song up in an inspirational bow, and it might be the single worst thing about the entire field of artificial intelligence.

Not enough Space Monkey Mafia randomness in those ai lyrics.

the flow is awful. this is such lazy songwriting. craft matters!

(this was about fob, not ai, in case that wasn't clear!)

I thought this, from a few years back, was a sort of clever take on the same idea (diff song, obv): https://godisinthetvzine.bandcamp.com/track/it-s-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine-2021-version

next up, a version of this that lists all of the influencers that got cancelled between 2018-2023

I don’t even recognize some of the shit in the Fall Out Boy version. Like why is some guy from Blink 182 name checked?

AI has done the impossible. It made me respect this song.

AI didn't start the fire, Eric H

AI CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Confirmed recently that I still know every single word to this song. You can take the girl outta Long Island etc etc.

this was shopped around to multiple bands, right?

Barenaked Ladies passed

The pitch email was redirected to Smash Mouth's spam folder.

Post Malone was approached but he hit the guy before he could finish talking

20. It’s also very funny that My Chemical Romance’s album The Black Parade is deemed worthy of inclusion on this list.

21. Not gonna lie, at least one person at Slate very nervously asked if “Black Parade” was a ham-handed reference to Black Lives Matter.