L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

across the celtic moors, a whisper -- "evict me bitch"

If you dream of owning your own little slice of hell and turning it into a piece of heaven, then look no further!

if you're a realtor and thought The Addams Family was a documentary, we've got your listing!

"There's something fishy about the property manager's accounting...All of this damage was done after the tenant had been evicted."

Is she implying that the property manager did the spray-painting?

― jmm, Friday, June 18, 2021 10:50 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

not enough info to figure out but i believe she was implying they had done an informal/illegal eviction of this person (probably changing the locks or something) rather than a sheriff's eviction through the court, which may be why the person was allowed back to get the stuff and cause damage, because they could argue they didn't get adequate notice or whatever

https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/06/slice-of-hell-realtor-colorado-house-vandalized-eviction.html

https://mimifosterbooks.com/romantic-escapes/

amazing bargain for buying all three parts of the Thunder On The Mountain trilogy as a bundle

This is too much. There should be a reality show where the landlord, property manager, tenant, and Mimi all have to live together in the house.

the bank doesn't want to foreclose because they know they're never going to sell this dump, mimi

i miss the days when making fun of real estate listings was just a message board thing

https://i.imgur.com/2fO5Zdn.png

how can there be so many things wrong with such a plain room, with only two objects in it

awesome

Me: "Hi, I'm a delusional paranoid solipsist agoraphobe. I'm also an unmployed psychotherapist, however, and I need a space in which to psychoanalyze myself."

Real estate agent: "I got you fam"

Love when furniture is lurking in odd places.

https://d1ja9tyo8nbkbc.cloudfront.net/54118364_S0009/S0009/S0009-R0100/21023190/21023190-10.jpg?width=1024

*opens trunk*

there is nothing in the trunk

I mean, we've seen enough of these wacky Grover houses to which it's probably not even worth it to share each one we find.

But, it was around these photos in the gallery when I started experiencing vertigo and other signs of a possible stroke.

https://i.imgur.com/poJT05r.png

https://i.imgur.com/DEAYE9C.png

escheresque

you left out the hanging framed box fans

By that point, I was all, "I dunno, maybe this is normal and I'm the outlier."

wow i didn't expect it to be THAT bad. it looks like it was built all from salvage building supplies. so many different browns. really disorienting.

More and more I am convinced the Winchester Mystery House is not so unique.

trying to think of a new place to move in the next 5 years or so and i confess to thinking "oh i could easily afford this" and hoping it would be a good house before seeing the pictures

high property taxes though, clearfield pennsylvania? not what i was expecting

now my dream is to be the first person to actually buy a house that appears on this thread

https://www.movoto.com/flushing-ny/77-36-main-st-apt-3-c-flushing-ny-11367-484_1950912/for-sale/

I guess you could warm your feet by the fire. THE MOMENT YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER

barn doors are the scourge of the earth

They just seem lazy. Wood curtains.

https://i.imgur.com/qI14vuT.png

Just a normal sink, ok? Just a regular goddamm sink that doesn't have the faucet sticking out of a mirrored wall or a bowl that looks more like the crapper than the actual crapper. Does the giant hanging ornament have something to do with the sink's function? What if I'm shaving and I need to sweep some of the whiskers into the sink. I know it's not good for the pipes, but for fuck's sake, let me be the one to figure that out.

what the fuck

ran across this one. loooooooooooong couch, for all my friends
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/e7bffda1e987caddf01380d9011c25b9-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/9e5e9fa5c08c54f508ff60f9dad29cf4-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/f7df85a9ffadaf9ccc56d77be48668da-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

here is the whole listing https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Deep-Run-Ct-Cockeysville-MD-21030/36395466_zpid/
incredibly ugly exterior. looks like a hospital. i checked and yes it is owned by a doctor. a urologist!

A urologist, you say? In Cockeysville?

lol

The whole vibe makes it feel more ideal as a dormitory for influencers instead of a comfortable home. Also, is that a didgeridoo I see?

(slide 12)

Seriously thought it was a clinic lobby too at first.

Got a weirdly shaped co ch! The only missing is ... !

https://i.imgur.com/WSNVzN9.png

Why, you could probably piss all over this room and not a ruin a thing.

When you can't help but take your work home with you.

https://i.imgur.com/E0sqBan.png

https://i.imgur.com/AS42K6C.png

https://i.imgur.com/XH6vEYv.png

I love the office phone in every room.

xxp That's definitely the orgy room.

Long circle couch reminds me of '70s conversation pits, which I love. Needs more colour, though.

Wait, there are steps down. It *is* a conversation pit. Yessss.

You guys spotted the wipe-clean orgy room, but you missed the sex swing.

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/4e9cf5ecc3f132a6bbfa9598872d80f5-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

I love conversation pits too, but it could be deeper, for deeper conversations.

This isn't really a house house, more like an AirB&B type deal.

But that said, WHY WOULD YOU HANG THAT PHOTOGRAPH inside one of the bedrooms?

https://i.imgur.com/qK8xpZR.png

what am i looking at?

https://i.imgur.com/SH60Tw5.jpg