ok i watched the video. the deck isn't in it. i don't understand how they're asking that much. they should just knock it down imo.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 June 2021 14:08 (two years ago) link
"Oh, and did I mention it’s in the pink of a geological landslide area?"
Nice way to sneak that in.
― jmm, Friday, 18 June 2021 14:27 (two years ago) link
Ha ha we fucked up your house.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link
The music hah
― pure rim rest (Spottie), Friday, 18 June 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link
Um, do you not see this is a "Hot Home"? Your loss.
― Evan, Friday, 18 June 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link
Ok, watched the video. Poor cats. Fuck that tenant.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link
What's the CD left behind at 6:11?
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 14:46 (two years ago) link
"There's something fishy about the property manager's accounting...All of this damage was done after the tenant had been evicted."
Is she implying that the property manager did the spray-painting?
― jmm, Friday, 18 June 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link
xp I think it's this:
https://www.theballadeers.com/noa/images/wm/2008_cw.jpg
Chilling.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
across the celtic moors, a whisper -- "evict me bitch"
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 June 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link
If you dream of owning your own little slice of hell and turning it into a piece of heaven, then look no further!
― pplains, Friday, 18 June 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
if you're a realtor and thought The Addams Family was a documentary, we've got your listing!
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 June 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link
― jmm, Friday, June 18, 2021 10:50 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
not enough info to figure out but i believe she was implying they had done an informal/illegal eviction of this person (probably changing the locks or something) rather than a sheriff's eviction through the court, which may be why the person was allowed back to get the stuff and cause damage, because they could argue they didn't get adequate notice or whatever
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 June 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link
https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/06/slice-of-hell-realtor-colorado-house-vandalized-eviction.html
https://mimifosterbooks.com/romantic-escapes/
― pplains, Friday, 18 June 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link
amazing bargain for buying all three parts of the Thunder On The Mountain trilogy as a bundle
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 18 June 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
This is too much. There should be a reality show where the landlord, property manager, tenant, and Mimi all have to live together in the house.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link
the bank doesn't want to foreclose because they know they're never going to sell this dump, mimi
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 June 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link
i miss the days when making fun of real estate listings was just a message board thing
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 18 June 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2fO5Zdn.png
― pplains, Thursday, 29 July 2021 03:07 (two years ago) link
how can there be so many things wrong with such a plain room, with only two objects in it
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 29 July 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link
awesome
― ciderpress, Thursday, 29 July 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
Me: "Hi, I'm a delusional paranoid solipsist agoraphobe. I'm also an unmployed psychotherapist, however, and I need a space in which to psychoanalyze myself."
Real estate agent: "I got you fam"
― trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
Love when furniture is lurking in odd places.
https://d1ja9tyo8nbkbc.cloudfront.net/54118364_S0009/S0009/S0009-R0100/21023190/21023190-10.jpg?width=1024
― jmm, Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link
*opens trunk*
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link
there is nothing in the trunk
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
I mean, we've seen enough of these wacky Grover houses to which it's probably not even worth it to share each one we find.
But, it was around these photos in the gallery when I started experiencing vertigo and other signs of a possible stroke.
https://i.imgur.com/poJT05r.png
https://i.imgur.com/DEAYE9C.png
― pplains, Thursday, 2 September 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link
escheresque
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 September 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link
you left out the hanging framed box fans
― shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 September 2021 07:47 (two years ago) link
By that point, I was all, "I dunno, maybe this is normal and I'm the outlier."
― pplains, Thursday, 2 September 2021 12:31 (two years ago) link
wow i didn't expect it to be THAT bad. it looks like it was built all from salvage building supplies. so many different browns. really disorienting.
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 12:39 (two years ago) link
More and more I am convinced the Winchester Mystery House is not so unique.
― Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 September 2021 14:13 (two years ago) link
trying to think of a new place to move in the next 5 years or so and i confess to thinking "oh i could easily afford this" and hoping it would be a good house before seeing the pictures
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
high property taxes though, clearfield pennsylvania? not what i was expecting
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link
now my dream is to be the first person to actually buy a house that appears on this thread
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.movoto.com/flushing-ny/77-36-main-st-apt-3-c-flushing-ny-11367-484_1950912/for-sale/I guess you could warm your feet by the fire. THE MOMENT YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER
― calstars, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link
barn doors are the scourge of the earth
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 00:12 (two years ago) link
They just seem lazy. Wood curtains.
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/qI14vuT.png
Just a normal sink, ok? Just a regular goddamm sink that doesn't have the faucet sticking out of a mirrored wall or a bowl that looks more like the crapper than the actual crapper. Does the giant hanging ornament have something to do with the sink's function? What if I'm shaving and I need to sweep some of the whiskers into the sink. I know it's not good for the pipes, but for fuck's sake, let me be the one to figure that out.
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 03:20 (two years ago) link
what the fuck
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:02 (two years ago) link
ran across this one. loooooooooooong couch, for all my friends https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/e7bffda1e987caddf01380d9011c25b9-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:04 (two years ago) link
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/9e5e9fa5c08c54f508ff60f9dad29cf4-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/f7df85a9ffadaf9ccc56d77be48668da-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link
here is the whole listing https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Deep-Run-Ct-Cockeysville-MD-21030/36395466_zpid/incredibly ugly exterior. looks like a hospital. i checked and yes it is owned by a doctor. a urologist!
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:09 (two years ago) link
A urologist, you say? In Cockeysville?
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:10 (two years ago) link
lol
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:11 (two years ago) link
The whole vibe makes it feel more ideal as a dormitory for influencers instead of a comfortable home. Also, is that a didgeridoo I see?
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link
(slide 12)
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link
Seriously thought it was a clinic lobby too at first.
Got a weirdly shaped co ch! The only missing is ... !
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WSNVzN9.png
Why, you could probably piss all over this room and not a ruin a thing.
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:29 (two years ago) link
When you can't help but take your work home with you.
https://i.imgur.com/E0sqBan.png
https://i.imgur.com/AS42K6C.png
https://i.imgur.com/XH6vEYv.png
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:35 (two years ago) link