I dunno, it would feel imbalanced if we only allowed threads about bottoming
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
Bubububububuttcrusties!Turn to erase the stains-bu-butt-crusties!Look outcha, ya got some mold on ya, bu-butt-crusties
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
I feel like we have a couple more weeks in us of this, on this thread
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link
sub-crustos at best
β The π¨ that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 bookmarkflaglink
I am screaming, as they say on the internet
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
did this whole thing start with Rocket Man?
or as we say in USA - arugula?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
https://y.yarn.co/f65fe056-1d4a-4a0a-bd19-a6b28ff9825e_text.gif
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link
Ooooops
'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link
I'm still spinningAll these pizza piesJust for example. Can't wait to see what follows!
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link
It's getting late, have you seen my mates?Ma, tell me when the boys get hereIt's seven o'clock, and I wanna rockWant to get a belly full of Domino's
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:35 (two years ago) link
And it seems to me you lived your lifeLike a pizza in the bin
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link
like a calzone in the wind?
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link
Down that... Yellow Brick-Oven Road?
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link
while onion pizzas and mad hatters, sons of bakers, sons of lawyers..."
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
Little Caesar counting ten Pizza Pizzas in a row
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
Elton "Papa" John
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link
I guess I finally know what he meant by the circle of life!
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
can you knead the dough tonightnow it's laid to riseitβs enough to make kings and vagabondseat up every slice
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link
Now it's Calzone Danny Bailey..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link
Its a little bit funnyThis feeling insideIm not one of those who can easily hideI dont have much money But boy if i didId buy a pizza
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link
You're all (wood) fired.
― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:23 (two years ago) link
you step away from a thread for a few days
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link
Someone Saved My Pie Tonight
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link
Solar Pepperoni a Gammon
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
Elton John released a cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" as a single. This suggests that his favorite Beatles album is... Sgt. Pepperoni.
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link
spicy choice!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link
That's where we meetThat's where we meetMe and you rendezvousIn the pizzeria at the end of the street
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link
throw some crust of your own, amigo
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link
Candle in the winebottle
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link
Ok ill give you that one
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:57 (two years ago) link
let me know when y'all cycle to metallica so i can drop my MASTER OF PIZZA bon mot
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 June 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link
SausageEnveloped by cheesePepperoniExcellent flavorI cannot stopEating this pieGorging myselfBelly begins to swellhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/33/25/5133251ce289f741dbf32a94e71836bb.png
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 June 2021 04:40 (two years ago) link
Pizza? Hell yeah! Iβll have ONE, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:49 (two years ago) link
It's fair, I'm absolutely terrible with Florida geography and fully admit to seeing "Miami" in anything and thinking it's the same general vicinity. Still, glad you are safe.
β a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
which is the one that's underwater
β Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:53 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
your mom
β So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:55 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
you're thinking of your mom beach
β the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:58 PM (two minutes ago)
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 24 June 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link
Beautiful
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link
kitties gotta hydrate because they'd normally get most of their water from their prey and consequently haven't got the urge to drink as much as they need. wet food + many dishes of fresh water throughout yr space can help, and maybe a fountain
if food & water are kept next to each other the water will get gnarly little chunks of food in it
a plastic food dish can cause chin acne
it's best to have a food dish with low sides, like a plate or saucer, to avoid whisker fatigue
research any houseplants to make sure they aren't toxic because they gonna get chewed
get her used to having her paws and mouth fiddled with (lots of praise, affection, & treats) so it's easier later on when you trim her claws/give her meds
same with car trips and her carrier, if she only associates them with the vet they'll be a source of dread. take her out for little drives and make them fun for her
careful of her cuticles when trimming her claws, and you won't need to trim the back claws unless they're catching on things
get her used to being brushed
have plenty of (easy to clean) rugs or carpet so she can dash around without slipping on smooth floors, and i'd recommend patterns instead of solid colors since they tend to be better at hiding the stains of accidents past
teach her to come when you call: choose a cue (her name in a particular pitch, a short series of whistled notes, a set of finger snaps or whatever -- something recognizable to a critter with no use for spoken language) and make her associate that cue with everything good in the world, like treats and catnip (when she's old enough for catnip, and if she's sensitive to it). keep reinforcing the link between her cue and the things she loves in perpetuity
take care of her dental health, veterinary dentistry is expensive as balls
if she brings you dead things, praise her! cats cannot conceive of hunting as a thing they should not do. if she gets scolded for hunting and gets her prize taken away, she'll think there must be a famine on and try to catch more
give her lots of private little bolt holes where she can hide and feel safe (but which you can access if needed)
vertical spaces are important, too, because she is very short and on the floor everything looms around her like skyscrapers and it can be intimidating sometimes. tall cat trees, wall shelves, furniture arranged in graduating heights are all good
breakaway collar so she doesn't accidentally choke herself (cats have soft throats compared to dogs)
always speak kindly to her
be careful where you step!
and finally,
if you have the space/resources/inclination, maybe consider getting another kitten for her to play with so she's not 100% focused on you and won't be lonesome when you're away
or you know whatever. as long as you love her she's gonna have a grand life!!!!!
β cat, Thursday, July 1, 2021 3:55 PM
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link
I've been writing something about the Cocteau Twins recently so have been amused by many of the lyrics sites attempts at transcription, but the songmeanings.com attempt at the middle 8 of HoLV may be worst:Carnivals are bluster loudI'm dizzy so I go under the 'Big Dipper'Cum fantasy for a carnivalHow fitting before a weddingβ Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 4:54 AM Can't help but read it in the voice of some dapper old gent, adjusting his monocle: 'A cum fantasy? Before a wedding? Ah, how fitting!"β Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 5:00 AM
Carnivals are bluster loudI'm dizzy so I go under the 'Big Dipper'Cum fantasy for a carnivalHow fitting before a wedding
β Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 4:54 AM
Can't help but read it in the voice of some dapper old gent, adjusting his monocle: 'A cum fantasy? Before a wedding? Ah, how fitting!"
β Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 5:00 AM
― Alba, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 11:12 (two years ago) link
Dyyyying
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:05 (two years ago) link
Goatse is great. "Somebody That I Used to Know"
β not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, July 9, 2021 10:11 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link
hahahaha
― intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link
Every act is essentially on hiatus between recording and touring. And there's no such thing as a legally binding breakup, though sometimes I wish there was.
β Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Supreme Court case #666: The People vs Motley Crue
β chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:39 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Thursday, 15 July 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link
frogbs, on a scale of a mormon tabernacle choir concert with your grandma to having your stomach pumped while you slam back some four lokos, how drunk are you right now
xxp
β class project pat (m bison), Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:38 AM bookmarkflaglink
6
β frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink
Out of 6
My grandma actually goes pretty hard I donβt understand the question
β frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:49 AM bookmarkflaglink
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link
is there pizza on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars?!?
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 July 2021 05:22 (two years ago) link
Mostly sad but kinda LOL
The lack of consequences should be everyone's takeaway from the Trump era - his followers certainly get it.β Captain Beefart (PBKR), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:25 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkIt's depressingly true.β a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:26 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkthe lack of consequences if you're white and cisβ heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkvery sneaky, cisβ there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
β Captain Beefart (PBKR), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:25 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's depressingly true.
β a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:26 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
the lack of consequences if you're white and cis
β heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
very sneaky, cis
β there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link
worst wedding I ever went to was when my auntie married this guy known as Yellow Eddie (he worked in a dye factory and looked like a yellow corpse) and I can't remember which stupid religion she'd converted to but the strongest drink there was appletiser.
β calzino, Friday, August 13, 2021 1:18 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
lmao @ yellow eddie
β brimstead, Friday, August 13, 2021 1:30 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Eddie Yeller, worst pearl jam cover bandember ever
β fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, August 13, 2021 2:03 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yellow edbetter
β STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, August 13, 2021 2:20 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago)
― criminally negligible (harbl), Friday, 13 August 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
the Lawrence of Arabia cosplayer has called Biden "continuity Trump"
hadn't pegged him as a trenchant ILX politics poster
β in a bar, under the (seandalai), Thursday, 19 August 2021 09:40 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
What does he roleplay when you peg him
β since you are a big fan of adult websites (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 August 2021 10:00 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 20 August 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link
if steve harvey was the next jeopardy host:
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How're you gonna ANSWER. Without PUTTIN it. In the form of a QUESTION! I mean DANG, Jason; you damn sure been watching this show since... since when?"...like... the 80's..."And you still gonna come on here and - you know what, I ain't even gon' stress, any of you other big brain baddies want some of this one?
β think βGypsy-Pixieβ and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2021 04:44 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 August 2021 13:17 (two years ago) link
I just encountered the word "glocal" and may need to lie down for a while
β and after eel, you're my Wonder Wheel (Ye Mad Puffin)
was it written by thomas friedman y/n
β mookieproof
itβs how birds have oral sex
β Tracer Hand
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 27 August 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link
for sure, some of the best engineers on the planet are probably working for Tesla and SpaceX, Elon himself on the other hand seems to have no good car ideas at all. maybe I'm wrong!!
here's a fun story, my little brother owns a Tesla and something got messed up with the security system, idk if he hit the wrong button or something but the car just started freaking out, like honking and flashing lights and all that. apparently when it thinks its getting "broken into" the stereo system also starts playing Trans-Siberian Orchestra at max volume, which you can't turn off. the problem was my brother's wife and his 1-year old son were trapped in the car, and now there's this deafening music playing while my brother literally has to Google how to turn the shit off, and you just know fucking Elon Musk brought that up at some meeting, "ha ha, here is funny idea, also very smart because it disorient the thief, ha ha" and everyone around him is afraid to tell him no so they just start working 90 hour weeks instead of 80 to make it happen, and now my nephew might have hearing damage
β frogbs, Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:28 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Monday, 30 August 2021 08:52 (two years ago) link
β¦
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 30 August 2021 12:51 (two years ago) link