your terrible ideas

Thank u 4 title. Trenchant, coming soon to a streaming platform near you.

An American Girl-style doll for guitar dads, where the accessories are all scale models of famous guitars, amps, and pedals. Maybe you can't shell out thousands for that 1964 Gibson ES-335, but you can get little Ricky one for only $100!

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a buttplug that shines a holographic black bar in front of your genitalia and bare butt so that if you're changing in public or anything, nobody can see anything.

also so that ify ou're in a strip club, you can charge someone more money to remove the black bars.

tinted contact lenses that can see through holograms, for the pervert market

Party Pockets, a king-sized Hot Pocket big enough for you and all your friends to gnaw and slobber on but too big for most conventional microwaves.

omg

like a p'zone or piadina but p'bigger

Have a soccer tournament for the worst squads in the world and call it Urine 2021

A Beatles cover band called Scrambled Eggs, all food parodies of Beatles songs

I Wanna Bake Your Flan

Don't start this.

haha, sorry - I did not intend to solicit examples. i solemnly swear it's a terrible idea that's been floating in my head for years

lol I think the pizza invasion of the Excelsior thread has everybody jumpy

if I ever bring it to life we'll for sure get Ziggy Cornmeal and the Slices from Mars to open

You gotta reach these heights or just give it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7v_O5ics-s

a business like those places where you can get a photo printed on a cake but you can get the photo on other foods such as giant hot pockets

Lol hueg photo of Shaquille O'Neal on a hot Pocket

Boss Hogg printed on a plateful of mashed potatoes

A line of luxury, members-only portajohns dotting the landscape of most major cities and catering to those discriminating sorts who absolutely must eliminate their waste amidst unparalleled elegance.

The name, of course, is Potty Haughty.

A Milli Vanilli tribute band that performs the songs in the style of Willie Nelson, called Willy Nilly.

lol

Small porous terracotta figurines of historical Islamic leaders (Imams, Caliphs, etc.). You can spread seeds on them, which then grow as hair on the statue.

Shia pets.

nelly's nelson cover album would be

willie via nelly

Brickgun: an FPS game where the player is armed with a gun that fires bricks, so they can build chest high walls to duck behind while their health regenerates.

― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:41 (six years ago)

Gun resembling Lego toy sparks backlash in US

"It is illegal in the US to produce a children's toy that precisely resembles a real gun, but the laws do not explicitly prevent manufacturers from making a gun that resembles a toy."

kind of amazing this horrible niche market has not been explored previously. sigh....

what about a gun that looks like a pack of cigarettes with daffy duck on the front of it and a maze on the back

or whoever kids like these days instead of daffy duck. steve from minecraft

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was randomly thinking about the Olympics while half asleep in the shower and was imagining a sport that combines skateboarding and archery. It would be a team sport with two teams of skateboarding archers going against each other. The idea needs some work but I think there's an interesting spectator sport in there.

an x-games biathlon of sorts

A production of the musical Chicago starring Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno

And it shall be called Roxie Music

a toilet that composes original music every time pee or poo hits the water.

sound stops when the stream/plop stops.

sheet music immediately printed out after

could be the right place for a 'simon says' or crossroads situation

ToothPicks -- fingerpick-style guitar picks made for playing with your teeth.

An online game that asks you to identify regional UK accents, for transplants like myself.

You guys might want to cash your chips now on your musical toilet ideas because technology is catching up with you.

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wasn't there a potty training thing that played tunes? forgive me for not googling that.

Tinkle tinkle, little star
How good at peeing you are!

/   x    /  x  /   x   /
How good at peeing you are

awful

one octave keyboard mat, fuck that. i need a full 88 to jam while i mudpie

A t-shirt company that designs and sells shirts for bands that don't actually exist. Some have tour dates on the back at non-existent venues (in real cities). Done in a deadpan manner, no overt satire of anything.

This might actually be a good idea, not sure.

only worth it if paired with a trolly experiment at a metal show where dude walks by and waits for people to brag that they saw that band on their first tour or own their first demo and then expose them as posers on camera.

the show could be called

Poser Exposer

fake band shirts exists

Getting the guy at work who looks like a young Genesis P. Orridge to put on a camoflage jacket and front a Throbbing Gristle tribute band.

a movie about 5 disparate people's lives where the thing that all connects them is they all clicked the 'sad' emoji on a facebook ad for huel.

all

a butt that you wear over your butt to protect your butt

a film about the inventor, titled Onion Butt

a movie about 5 disparate people's lives where the thing that all connects them is they all clicked the 'sad' emoji on a facebook ad for huel.

― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 20:20 (yesterday) link

It can be called “Five People Don’t Like Huel”