I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

imago clearly trolling everyone itt afaict

Are you suggesting that someone who pooh-poohs most excelsiors and has expressed derision towards (extra) cheesy jokey pun threads isn't 100% onboard with this delightful detour? Think again, friend!

Onward, comrades!

Width of a Circle (which is a way of describing pizza sizes)

P-dough geddon rolls on.

Funny how pizzas travel
I start to believe
If I shredded cheese
Thin crust, a man chains his hands held high
Cruise me blond
Cruise me babe
A blond belief beyond, beyond, beyond
No refunds
No returns
Pizzagate

sub-crustos at best

Should we ban topping threads

I dunno, it would feel imbalanced if we only allowed threads about bottoming

Bubububububuttcrusties!
Turn to erase the stains-bu-butt-crusties!
Look outcha, ya got some mold on ya, bu-butt-crusties

I feel like we have a couple more weeks in us of this, on this thread

sub-crustos at best

― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 bookmarkflaglink

I am screaming, as they say on the internet

did this whole thing start with Rocket Man?

or as we say in USA - arugula?

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Ooooops

'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.

I'm still spinning
All these pizza pies

Just for example. Can't wait to see what follows!

It's getting late, have you seen my mates?
Ma, tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock, and I wanna rock
Want to get a belly full of Domino's

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a pizza in the bin

like a calzone in the wind?

'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.

Down that... Yellow Brick-Oven Road?

while onion pizzas and mad hatters, sons of bakers, sons of lawyers..."

Little Caesar counting ten Pizza Pizzas in a row

Elton "Papa" John

I guess I finally know what he meant by the circle of life!

can you knead the dough tonight
now it's laid to rise
it’s enough to make kings and vagabonds
eat up every slice

Now it's Calzone Danny Bailey..

Its a little bit funny
This feeling inside
Im not one of those who can easily hide
I dont have much money
But boy if i did
Id buy a pizza

You're all (wood) fired.

you step away from a thread for a few days

Someone Saved My Pie Tonight

Solar Pepperoni a Gammon

Elton John released a cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" as a single. This suggests that his favorite Beatles album is... Sgt. Pepperoni.

spicy choice!

That's where we meet
That's where we meet
Me and you rendezvous
In the pizzeria at the end of the street

throw some crust of your own, amigo

Candle in the winebottle

Ok ill give you that one

let me know when y'all cycle to metallica so i can drop my MASTER OF PIZZA bon mot

Sausage
Enveloped by cheese
Pepperoni
Excellent flavor
I cannot stop
Eating this pie
Gorging myself
Belly begins to swell
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Pizza? Hell yeah! I’ll have ONE, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!

It's fair, I'm absolutely terrible with Florida geography and fully admit to seeing "Miami" in anything and thinking it's the same general vicinity. Still, glad you are safe.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

which is the one that's underwater

― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:53 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

your mom

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:55 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you're thinking of your mom beach

― the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:58 PM (two minutes ago)

Beautiful

kitties gotta hydrate because they'd normally get most of their water from their prey and consequently haven't got the urge to drink as much as they need. wet food + many dishes of fresh water throughout yr space can help, and maybe a fountain

if food & water are kept next to each other the water will get gnarly little chunks of food in it

a plastic food dish can cause chin acne

it's best to have a food dish with low sides, like a plate or saucer, to avoid whisker fatigue

research any houseplants to make sure they aren't toxic because they gonna get chewed

get her used to having her paws and mouth fiddled with (lots of praise, affection, & treats) so it's easier later on when you trim her claws/give her meds

same with car trips and her carrier, if she only associates them with the vet they'll be a source of dread. take her out for little drives and make them fun for her

careful of her cuticles when trimming her claws, and you won't need to trim the back claws unless they're catching on things

get her used to being brushed

have plenty of (easy to clean) rugs or carpet so she can dash around without slipping on smooth floors, and i'd recommend patterns instead of solid colors since they tend to be better at hiding the stains of accidents past

teach her to come when you call: choose a cue (her name in a particular pitch, a short series of whistled notes, a set of finger snaps or whatever -- something recognizable to a critter with no use for spoken language) and make her associate that cue with everything good in the world, like treats and catnip (when she's old enough for catnip, and if she's sensitive to it). keep reinforcing the link between her cue and the things she loves in perpetuity

take care of her dental health, veterinary dentistry is expensive as balls

if she brings you dead things, praise her! cats cannot conceive of hunting as a thing they should not do. if she gets scolded for hunting and gets her prize taken away, she'll think there must be a famine on and try to catch more

give her lots of private little bolt holes where she can hide and feel safe (but which you can access if needed)

vertical spaces are important, too, because she is very short and on the floor everything looms around her like skyscrapers and it can be intimidating sometimes. tall cat trees, wall shelves, furniture arranged in graduating heights are all good

breakaway collar so she doesn't accidentally choke herself (cats have soft throats compared to dogs)

always speak kindly to her

be careful where you step!

and finally,

if you have the space/resources/inclination, maybe consider getting another kitten for her to play with so she's not 100% focused on you and won't be lonesome when you're away

or you know whatever. as long as you love her she's gonna have a grand life!!!!!

― cat, Thursday, July 1, 2021 3:55 PM

I've been writing something about the Cocteau Twins recently so have been amused by many of the lyrics sites attempts at transcription, but the songmeanings.com attempt at the middle 8 of HoLV may be worst:

Carnivals are bluster loud
I'm dizzy so I go under the 'Big Dipper'
Cum fantasy for a carnival
How fitting before a wedding

― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 4:54 AM

Can't help but read it in the voice of some dapper old gent, adjusting his monocle: 'A cum fantasy? Before a wedding? Ah, how fitting!"

― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 5:00 AM

Dyyyying

Goatse is great. "Somebody That I Used to Know"

― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, July 9, 2021 10:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

hahahaha

Every act is essentially on hiatus between recording and touring. And there's no such thing as a legally binding breakup, though sometimes I wish there was.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Supreme Court case #666: The People vs Motley Crue

― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:39 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

frogbs, on a scale of a mormon tabernacle choir concert with your grandma to having your stomach pumped while you slam back some four lokos, how drunk are you right now

xxp

― class project pat (m bison), Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

6

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

Out of 6

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

My grandma actually goes pretty hard I don’t understand the question

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:49 AM bookmarkflaglink