I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

I'm closer to the Golden Arches
Immersed in Wendy's uniform
Of imagery
I'm working in a Taco Bell
Betraying Ronald's sacred realm
Of beef reality
I'm frightened by the burger goal
Fleeing from the taco bowl
And I ain't got the pizza anymore
No, I ain't got the pizza anymore

I tried to find her
'Cause I can't resist her
(I tried to find her)
I never knew just how much I missed her
Sbarro
Sbarro

And when I get excited
my little pizza girl says
"Oh baby, open up your mouth."

me and david bowie makin kraft pepperoni and cheeeeeze

Oh you pretty pizza
Dont you know youre driving your mom and your pizza
pizza

Has anyone made the connection between pizzagate and Bowie’s own interest in being a paedo

let me bake one plain:
gotta make a way for allergic friends of ours

xp

It’s just funny because the cabal that sexually abuses children is in a pizza restaurant and Bowie was
ALSO a paedophile.

PIZZA

wanna wash the Bowiepizza down with some Lakini's juice

thank you Dr. Whiney!

And when I get excited
my little pizza girl says
"Oh baby, open up your mouth."

Red Sauce
Under mozza
Red Sauce
Sausage and mushrooms, too (hooo)

fun fact: in Italy, Bowie’s double live album Stage was released as Quattro Stagioni

Noidköln

imago clearly trolling everyone itt afaict

Are you suggesting that someone who pooh-poohs most excelsiors and has expressed derision towards (extra) cheesy jokey pun threads isn't 100% onboard with this delightful detour? Think again, friend!

Onward, comrades!

Width of a Circle (which is a way of describing pizza sizes)

P-dough geddon rolls on.

Funny how pizzas travel
I start to believe
If I shredded cheese
Thin crust, a man chains his hands held high
Cruise me blond
Cruise me babe
A blond belief beyond, beyond, beyond
No refunds
No returns
Pizzagate

sub-crustos at best

Should we ban topping threads

I dunno, it would feel imbalanced if we only allowed threads about bottoming

Bubububububuttcrusties!
Turn to erase the stains-bu-butt-crusties!
Look outcha, ya got some mold on ya, bu-butt-crusties

I feel like we have a couple more weeks in us of this, on this thread

sub-crustos at best

― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 bookmarkflaglink

I am screaming, as they say on the internet

did this whole thing start with Rocket Man?

or as we say in USA - arugula?

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Ooooops

'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.

I'm still spinning
All these pizza pies

Just for example. Can't wait to see what follows!

It's getting late, have you seen my mates?
Ma, tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock, and I wanna rock
Want to get a belly full of Domino's

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a pizza in the bin

like a calzone in the wind?

'Rocket Man' is Elton John but now that you've made the suggestion, yes I suppose we can and should go down that road.

Down that... Yellow Brick-Oven Road?

while onion pizzas and mad hatters, sons of bakers, sons of lawyers..."

Little Caesar counting ten Pizza Pizzas in a row

Elton "Papa" John

I guess I finally know what he meant by the circle of life!

can you knead the dough tonight
now it's laid to rise
it’s enough to make kings and vagabonds
eat up every slice

Now it's Calzone Danny Bailey..

Its a little bit funny
This feeling inside
Im not one of those who can easily hide
I dont have much money
But boy if i did
Id buy a pizza

You're all (wood) fired.

you step away from a thread for a few days

Someone Saved My Pie Tonight

Solar Pepperoni a Gammon

Elton John released a cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" as a single. This suggests that his favorite Beatles album is... Sgt. Pepperoni.

spicy choice!

That's where we meet
That's where we meet
Me and you rendezvous
In the pizzeria at the end of the street