I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

we can be gyros

― assert (matttkkkk)

Off-topic but A+

omigod

The hitrate of the pizza stuff is pretty good tbh

Time takes a crazy bread, puts it in your mouth

Are we still doing Bowie/Pizza ones?

Yes! Yes, we are!

tku

Ch-ch-ch-ch-cheeses (Time to grate and shave)
Ch-ch-cheeses, don't want to make tomato pie
Ch-ch-ch-ch-cheeses (Time to grate and shave)
Ch-ch-cheeses, not gonna have to be a philly guy
I may grate cheese
No tomato pie

Did they remember
Your favorite fixins?
Did they remember
To split the bill three ways
And leave off the ancho-vayyyyyyyys?

https://i.imgur.com/v7T6tJ9.gif

Wake up you sleepy head
Put on some clothes, shake up your bed
Put another log on the fire for me
I've made some breakfast and pizza

Oh you cheesy things

We offer just these 20 toppings,
we hope to offer 50 more

Sometimes you get so hungry
Sometimes you get no lunch
I’ve eaten all over the world
At every pizza place

Margh'rita be mine
Share my plate
Please feed me
I can’t wait

pizza man

Can you at least start a dedicated thread

This is bringing the lolz and can never end!

Ok, fine.

'Pizza'

Man of Pizza, Man of Pizza
'pizza...'

1. Pizza

The Pizza of Suburbia

Who's the best guitarist, Adrian Pizza, or Pizza Sales?

Don't look at the carpet
I dropped a deep dish slice upon it

https://i.imgur.com/eFgH9ck.jpg

Dow

thank god the internet wasn't around when The Beatles invented rock and roll. wins might've shown them a picture of Elvis to discourage them. a rising crust lifts all toppings.

Pizza vs. pols. Almost twice as many New Yorkers took part in Mayor de Blasio’s ranked-choice-voting pizza poll than early voted for mayor yesterday. pic.twitter.com/B357rF1pub

— Bob Hardt (@bobhardt) June 15, 2021

lol never thought i'd see macaulay culkin's band here

Really getting into crustpunk these days. Some of it is a little too brittle and thin, to my taste, and plenty of it has been panned, or simply consumed and forgotten. But, you know me. I love David Bowie!

https://leegioneats.square.site/product/12-pepperoni-james-dio/15

This cannot be allowed to stop!

Omg this is the best one!!! It's Warszawa!

Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm

lol lol lol piz-za

Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
lol lol lol piz-za
Mmm-omm

Pizza
Ooh ooh
Slice it up, slice it up
Munch it up, munch it up
Pizza

I'm so glad everyone enjoys this so much! I hope there's never another legit excelsior itt and that this continues until the imminent heat death of the universe.

Don't you eat it yourself
don't deceive with belief
Pizza comes with extra cheese
Aah-aah, aah-aah, aah-aah, aah-aah

Pizza in Detroit
Is shaped like a rectangle

I'm closer to the Golden Arches
Immersed in Wendy's uniform
Of imagery
I'm working in a Taco Bell
Betraying Ronald's sacred realm
Of beef reality
I'm frightened by the burger goal
Fleeing from the taco bowl
And I ain't got the pizza anymore
No, I ain't got the pizza anymore

I tried to find her
'Cause I can't resist her
(I tried to find her)
I never knew just how much I missed her
Sbarro
Sbarro

And when I get excited
my little pizza girl says
"Oh baby, open up your mouth."

me and david bowie makin kraft pepperoni and cheeeeeze

Oh you pretty pizza
Dont you know youre driving your mom and your pizza
pizza

Has anyone made the connection between pizzagate and Bowie’s own interest in being a paedo

let me bake one plain:
gotta make a way for allergic friends of ours

xp

It’s just funny because the cabal that sexually abuses children is in a pizza restaurant and Bowie was
ALSO a paedophile.

PIZZA

wanna wash the Bowiepizza down with some Lakini's juice

thank you Dr. Whiney!

And when I get excited
my little pizza girl says
"Oh baby, open up your mouth."

Red Sauce
Under mozza
Red Sauce
Sausage and mushrooms, too (hooo)

fun fact: in Italy, Bowie’s double live album Stage was released as Quattro Stagioni