Adults shouldn’t use slang.
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 12:41 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
that sentence slaps
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 6:50 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link
chortle! bring back the bowie pizza puns
― imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link
surehttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0MvUuv-3BW-Ga6oGCYcYJ2lHJvh80mjY8nA&usqp=CAUyour face is a messhttps://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NtcAAOSwUIRfadfW/s-l400.jpg
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:49 (two years ago) link
https://www.harrogateadvertiser.co.uk/webimg/QVNIMTE3OTk5NjU1.jpg?&width=640
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link
we can be gyros
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link
There's a 'za manWaiting for his sliceThe crust's a bit too chewyBut the sauce is (chef's kiss) verra nice!
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:19 (two years ago) link
Please stop
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:27 (two years ago) link
we can be gyros― assert (matttkkkk)
― assert (matttkkkk)
Off-topic but A+
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:30 (two years ago) link
omigod
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link
The hitrate of the pizza stuff is pretty good tbh
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link
Time takes a crazy bread, puts it in your mouth
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link
Are we still doing Bowie/Pizza ones?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
Yes! Yes, we are!
― imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link
tku
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link
Ch-ch-ch-ch-cheeses (Time to grate and shave)Ch-ch-cheeses, don't want to make tomato pieCh-ch-ch-ch-cheeses (Time to grate and shave)Ch-ch-cheeses, not gonna have to be a philly guyI may grate cheeseNo tomato pie
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link
Did they rememberYour favorite fixins?Did they rememberTo split the bill three waysAnd leave off the ancho-vayyyyyyyys?
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/v7T6tJ9.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link
Wake up you sleepy headPut on some clothes, shake up your bedPut another log on the fire for meI've made some breakfast and pizza
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link
Oh you cheesy things
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link
We offer just these 20 toppings,we hope to offer 50 more
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link
Sometimes you get so hungrySometimes you get no lunchI’ve eaten all over the worldAt every pizza place
Margh'rita be mineShare my platePlease feed meI can’t wait
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link
pizza man
― intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link
Can you at least start a dedicated thread
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link
This is bringing the lolz and can never end!
― imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link
Ok, fine.
'Pizza'
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
Man of Pizza, Man of Pizza'pizza...'
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link
1. Pizza
The Pizza of Suburbia
Who's the best guitarist, Adrian Pizza, or Pizza Sales?
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
Don't look at the carpetI dropped a deep dish slice upon it
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/eFgH9ck.jpg
― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link
Dow
― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link
thank god the internet wasn't around when The Beatles invented rock and roll. wins might've shown them a picture of Elvis to discourage them. a rising crust lifts all toppings.
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link
Pizza vs. pols. Almost twice as many New Yorkers took part in Mayor de Blasio’s ranked-choice-voting pizza poll than early voted for mayor yesterday. pic.twitter.com/B357rF1pub— Bob Hardt (@bobhardt) June 15, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
lol never thought i'd see macaulay culkin's band here
― Punster McPunisher, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:03 (two years ago) link
Really getting into crustpunk these days. Some of it is a little too brittle and thin, to my taste, and plenty of it has been panned, or simply consumed and forgotten. But, you know me. I love David Bowie!
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link
https://leegioneats.square.site/product/12-pepperoni-james-dio/15
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link
This cannot be allowed to stop!
― imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link
Omg this is the best one!!! It's Warszawa!
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm Mmmm-mm-mm-ommm
lol lol lol piz-za
Mmmm-mm-mm-ommmMmmm-mm-mm-ommmMmmm-mm-mm-ommmMmmm-mm-mm-ommmMmmm-mm-mm-ommmlol lol lol piz-zaMmm-omm
― sarahell, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link
PizzaOoh oohSlice it up, slice it upMunch it up, munch it upPizza
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link
I'm so glad everyone enjoys this so much! I hope there's never another legit excelsior itt and that this continues until the imminent heat death of the universe.
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:32 (two years ago) link
Don't you eat it yourselfdon't deceive with beliefPizza comes with extra cheeseAah-aah, aah-aah, aah-aah, aah-aah
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link
Pizza in DetroitIs shaped like a rectangle
― trap door to hell opens underneath (rob), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
I'm closer to the Golden ArchesImmersed in Wendy's uniformOf imageryI'm working in a Taco BellBetraying Ronald's sacred realmOf beef realityI'm frightened by the burger goalFleeing from the taco bowlAnd I ain't got the pizza anymoreNo, I ain't got the pizza anymore
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:49 (two years ago) link
I tried to find her'Cause I can't resist her(I tried to find her)I never knew just how much I missed herSbarroSbarro
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link
And when I get excitedmy little pizza girl says"Oh baby, open up your mouth."
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link
me and david bowie makin kraft pepperoni and cheeeeeze
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link
Oh you pretty pizza Dont you know youre driving your mom and your pizzapizza
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link
Has anyone made the connection between pizzagate and Bowie’s own interest in being a paedo
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link
let me bake one plain:gotta make a way for allergic friends of ours
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link