I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

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I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

that wins

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link

take a look at the lol man
heating up the wrong thread
oh man,
look at those bad puns go
it's the ILX show ....

sarahell, Monday, 14 June 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link

omg

AP Chemirocha (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link

I think I saw you in a pizza parlour
Eating thin crust hot and round

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:01 (two years ago) link

Baby, I've been
ordering pizza in your stead again.

Don't look at the pizza
I've added pineapple to it.

nickn, Monday, 14 June 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

Gonna rock it in your head shazam and kapow
With my guitar and me soprano
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, Monday, 14 June 2021 04:36 (two years ago) link

got yr pizza in a whirl

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:45 (two years ago) link

HOT CHEESE I LOVE YOU SO

kill me god please kill me

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:46 (two years ago) link

Please be mine
Share my life
Stay with me
Be my slice

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:55 (two years ago) link

He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you dined alone
On a microwaved DiGiorno

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:06 (two years ago) link

HOT CHEESE I LOVE YOU SO

kill me god please kill me

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

this is me as well. it's like, just hand me the grilling tongs, i'm done

welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:28 (two years ago) link

Please be mine
Share my life
Stay with me
Be my slice

i also really like this one, if you stick with it in the character and voice of that song :D

welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:29 (two years ago) link

it captures something about the "love/hate" relationship we all have with pizza, irony, music, and hot cheese

welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:29 (two years ago) link

Are there lols on Mars?

sarahell, Monday, 14 June 2021 06:08 (two years ago) link

honestly the constant refrain here is not a Bowie song --

it's
I Fought the LOL
and the

sarahell, Monday, 14 June 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link

are there olives on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 June 2021 06:35 (two years ago) link

Those crazy breads and the red pepper packets
I was always looking left and right
Oh, but I'm always noshing
At the same pizzeria

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 07:01 (two years ago) link

The little cheese wheels are following me
Oh no, not again

peace, man, Monday, 14 June 2021 10:59 (two years ago) link

Pizza in Detroit
I asked for delivery
I wanted to stay home
I wish someone would phone
Pizza in Detroit

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Monday, 14 June 2021 11:32 (two years ago) link

take a look at the lol man
heating up the wrong thread
oh man,
look at those bad puns go
it's the ILX show ....

omg

have we sunk to the depths of “Pizz’on Earth/Little Crumby Boy” yet?

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 14 June 2021 12:37 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/I6YTDID.jpg

pplains, Monday, 14 June 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link

Adults shouldn’t use slang.

― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 12:41 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

that sentence slaps

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 6:50 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link

chortle! bring back the bowie pizza puns

imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link

we can be gyros

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link

There's a 'za man
Waiting for his slice
The crust's a bit too chewy
But the sauce is (chef's kiss) verra nice!

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:19 (two years ago) link

Please stop

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:27 (two years ago) link

we can be gyros

― assert (matttkkkk)

Off-topic but A+

Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:30 (two years ago) link

omigod

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link

The hitrate of the pizza stuff is pretty good tbh

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link

Time takes a crazy bread, puts it in your mouth

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link

Are we still doing Bowie/Pizza ones?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link

Yes! Yes, we are!

imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link

tku

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link

Ch-ch-ch-ch-cheeses (Time to grate and shave)
Ch-ch-cheeses, don't want to make tomato pie
Ch-ch-ch-ch-cheeses (Time to grate and shave)
Ch-ch-cheeses, not gonna have to be a philly guy
I may grate cheese
No tomato pie

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

Did they remember
Your favorite fixins?
Did they remember
To split the bill three ways
And leave off the ancho-vayyyyyyyys?

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/v7T6tJ9.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link

Wake up you sleepy head
Put on some clothes, shake up your bed
Put another log on the fire for me
I've made some breakfast and pizza

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link

Oh you cheesy things

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link

We offer just these 20 toppings,
we hope to offer 50 more

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link

Sometimes you get so hungry
Sometimes you get no lunch
I’ve eaten all over the world
At every pizza place

Margh'rita be mine
Share my plate
Please feed me
I can’t wait

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

pizza man

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link

Can you at least start a dedicated thread

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

This is bringing the lolz and can never end!

imago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link

Ok, fine.

'Pizza'

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

Man of Pizza, Man of Pizza
'pizza...'

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link


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