I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's wwhat killed him

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ground control to papa john's

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― peace, man, Friday, June 11, 2021 7:20 AM (one hour ago) bo

omigod

that's great

give my slice my love

For here
am I sitting in a tin pan

I'm not a thin crust or a deep pan man.

Wham bam deep pan man!

Got rocket topping, ew
But there's nothing I can do

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

toppings on toppings, pepperoni
we know major tom loves mushrooms
onions and sausage, alright
shitting an all-time flow

oh sorry, i left my reference sheet above

Golden Crusts, Gold Deep Deep Deep Dish

I know when to carry out
I know when to order in
Get things done

I tip delivery boys
But things don't really change
Complaining on the phone
That I never saw my pie!
But I try....

I came in the door
I said it before
I never put pineapple on my pizza no more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4

There's a 'za, man,
waiting in the sky
we'd like to put on toppings
but they say plain slice is fine

(cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese...)

cheese!

“Pan Pizza (Putting Out Fire)”

pizzas on streets
onion pizza

Drive Through Saturday

Ziggy Stuffed Crust & The Pies With Fromage

every few days this thread shall be bumped with an increasingly tortuous bowie/pizza pun, and that shall be excelsior heretofore

surely we've covered every single bowie/pizza pun at this point. except of course for

the return of the thin white crust
artichokes on pizza pies

Ciabatta not mess with Major Tom.

surely you will allow this last one in before the deadline? I’ve been working on it all weekend!

Don't you wonder sometimes
About sauce and pizza

Its a god awful lol affair

lets dance
put on your red sauce etc

Lord, I kneel and offer you
A side of complimentary Buffalo Wings

My, my. Smile at least.
You can't say no to the flour and the yeast.

sorry, but Neando's "Glam Pizza" post is to blame

Mozzahoople

that wins

take a look at the lol man
heating up the wrong thread
oh man,
look at those bad puns go
it's the ILX show ....

omg

I think I saw you in a pizza parlour
Eating thin crust hot and round

Baby, I've been
ordering pizza in your stead again.

Don't look at the pizza
I've added pineapple to it.

Gonna rock it in your head shazam and kapow
With my guitar and me soprano
Remove bookmark from thread

got yr pizza in a whirl

HOT CHEESE I LOVE YOU SO

kill me god please kill me

Please be mine
Share my life
Stay with me
Be my slice

He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you dined alone
On a microwaved DiGiorno

HOT CHEESE I LOVE YOU SO

kill me god please kill me

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

this is me as well. it's like, just hand me the grilling tongs, i'm done

Please be mine
Share my life
Stay with me
Be my slice

i also really like this one, if you stick with it in the character and voice of that song :D

it captures something about the "love/hate" relationship we all have with pizza, irony, music, and hot cheese

Are there lols on Mars?

honestly the constant refrain here is not a Bowie song --

it's
I Fought the LOL
and the

are there olives on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://static01.eu/ofertasy.com.br/images/uploads/290321/pizza-excelsior9675.jpg

Those crazy breads and the red pepper packets
I was always looking left and right
Oh, but I'm always noshing
At the same pizzeria

The little cheese wheels are following me
Oh no, not again

Pizza in Detroit
I asked for delivery
I wanted to stay home
I wish someone would phone
Pizza in Detroit

take a look at the lol man
heating up the wrong thread
oh man,
look at those bad puns go
it's the ILX show ....

omg