pineapple on pizza

It's been decades since meat stopped looking like food to me, but alas! cheese still looks like food

The chicken/alfredo pies make me wanna ralph

Besides California, the only place I've seen corn on a pizza was a Pizza Hut buffet.

A Pizza Hut buffet *in England* to be more precise

My theory is the acceptability of weird toppings on a pizza is inversely proportional to the quality of the pizza. How can I express this alegebraically

I'm trying to think where I was where pineapple on pizza was a really common go-to. New Zealand? Maybe. Regardless, I just came across this from a couple of years back:

Domino’s and Wattie’s partner up on limited edition Hawaiian spaghetti pizza https://t.co/5m685OgNM9 pic.twitter.com/oSsFuE1GSC

— Newshub (@NewshubNZ) May 13, 2019

why not just shit in our mouths

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As a Hawaiian, I am very anti-pineapple on pizza.

Ugh! I think I had some bad pineapple. To hell with pineapples! I’ll never buy another. I started the day out with excitement and digital preservation of cassettes, now I sink into evening sorrow.

o, pineapple! how could you do that to our friend?!

I threw it out itno the yard with teh other TRASH

no

it is an insult to both pineapple and pizza. and mouths.

afraid this has now been designated "world's most boring opinion" so best keep it to yourselves.

calling it the "world's most boring opinion" is actually the world's most boring opinion.

I hated pineapple on pizza in the 90s when I was 12 years old

I liked it when I was 10

my son performatively had this opinion despite admitting that he actually loves pineapple on pizza

I can see what attracts some people to pineapple on a pizza, but it is but one stop along the road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.

CaAL: i am sorry that satan has made a home in ur heart & i will pray 4 u

Aimless: owls are very sexy birds & shld marry/own whatever they want, the world wld in fact be a much happier place if owls could take their pussycat spouses on romantic boat rides

Neanderthal: continue being righteous, my dude \m/

Say what you like, but I draw the line at boat ownership.

the owls will hear about this (because they have excellent hearing!) and u will probably be forced to flee their wrath, most likely on a boat.

owls all clustered on the shore, glaring at you ominously

and jealously

you’d better hope there’s not a pussycat in that boat with you

Back off, I have a runcible spoon and I'm not afraid to use it.

the owls are hooting with outrage, “wtf pussycat how could you!” and then turn on each other, “wait how do you know pussycat” and awareness dawns, pussycat has been cheating on all of them with all of them!! Aimless gulps, and holds pussycat tighter as the furious hooting reaches a crescendo and storm clouds gather above the lake

one time on a family vacation my niece caused a consternation by hijacking the family pizza order and getting us one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas with limp chunks of pineapple strewn all across it that even she admitted she didn’t like. that monstrosity festered in the fridge all week, and she was a stinkeye magnet for the rest of the trip.

this was the same trip where she infamously asked “how do you eat a baked potato”

(she was in her 20s)

(and probably stoned)

I am totally down for a juxtaposition of sweet/salty/savory, but 99% of the time this is a ham-fisted (lol) way to go about it.

as far as sweet/savory goes I’ve been enjoying apples with brie, pears with savory salads, dates in Moroccan rice dishes, and dried currants in Zuni's roast chicken/bread salad recipe.

I like both ham and pineapple and they are a good combination. I will happily eat them on a pizza. My favorite pizza though is still sausage with mushrooms

one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas

as an .auian this threw me wildly for 22 seconds

https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/mini-pizzas-5.jpg

The acidity of the pineapple nicely balances out how basic the ppl who go on about this are

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

is water wet

Actually . . .

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

I see your durian on pizza and raise you durian on malasadas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZy2resJfHg

I will eat durian in any dish

pepperoni on tlayudas

IT'S BAAAACKKKK

(Something we'll never see in the U.S., and that's probably fine)

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Not really interested but looks more palatable than pizza with pineapple. Someone did give me a tin of this: https://concreteplayground.com/sydney/food-drink/spc-vegemite-baked-beans and it was okay. Would far prefer toast with baked beans OR Vegemite.

Yum! Today is #PizzaDay, what better a reason to order the classic #Canadian invention, the #HawaiianPizza! Created by Sam Panopoulos in Chatham, #Ontario in 1962. What local spot will you be ordering from? 🍕🍍 pic.twitter.com/M3Xwf0QICi

— Canada (@Canada) February 9, 2024

we've been experimenting with domino's design your own pizza, and will confirm the best combo of all is:

(regular crust)
*pineapple
*ground beef
*pickle slices

coworker turned me on to pineapple with jalapeno pizza. i am def a disgusting savage

you know we've got sweet, salty, sour on there, could do with a bit of spicy too, might add some of those next time

the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie fite me" of pizza debates

everyone should put whatever they want on their pizza